April 1st, 2023
Greatest Game Ever Made Edition
Hold on tight to your spider-monkeys, it’s time to give some love to the most fun thing you’ll ever play in the history of forever.
Twilight: The Board Game Do you love Twilight? Do you like board games with questions based more on the books than the advertised movie on the box? Well, where the hell have you been, loca? It’s time to bring out your inner “Twihard.” Immerse yourself in the universe that enthralled a generation by playing mediocre trivia and write down answers to questions like, “Close your eyes. How many windows are in the room?” Move your pieces along the board and follow the instructions found on each square you land on. Challenge yourselves and your friends by calling upon your vast vault of useless Twilight knowledge and be the first to collect all eight scene cards. If there was ever a game to brag about winning, it would be this one. Putting the “board” in boardgame, go out and play this timeless classic today. The average online price from Amazon is $40.00. For no reason. Or get it at it’s real worth and buy it used for $6.00 off Ebay.—Ariel Rutten, Games Editor