The Driftwood #23: February 25, 2022

News, Events, and Happenings on the Marinette Campus

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The Driftwood is our student-centered e-newsletter for the Marinette campus. We’ll bring you tips for navigating life as a masked-and-distanced or online student, as well as suggestions for entertaining yourself while you’re social distancing.

  • Campus News 1
  • Campus News 2
  • Campus Services: Career Services
  • Movie Recs: The Trilogy Edition
  • World Films: The Middle East
  • Recommended Reads
  • Podcast Picks
  • Gamer’s Corner
  • The Trash Vortex: ’80s Movies
  • Local Favorites: Last-Minute Winter Activities
  • Self-Care Corner: Spring Cleaning for the Mind
  • Recipe Roundup: Bachelor’s Banquet
  • Storytellers #1
  • Storytellers #2
  • Storytellers #3
  • Storytellers #4
  • Storytellers #5
  • Poetry Corner
  • Travel Tales: Trash Travels
  • Real Talk #1: Celebrity Q&A
  • Real Talk #2: Humanizing Our Professors

The Driftwood is published by the UWGB Practicum in Literary Publishing class.

Book Recs Editor: Grace KraniakCelebrity Q&A Editor: Will KosmalDiversity Editor: Shannon RibichFlash Fiction Editor: Serenity BlockGaming Editor: Will KosmalLocal Favorites Editor: Sydney HansenMovie Reviews Editor: Shannon RibichPodcast Reviews Editor: Serenity BlockRecipe Roundup Editor: Jake PuestowSelf-Care Editor: Grace KraniakSerial Fiction/Poetry Editor: Jake PuestowSuccess and Travel Stories Editor: Conner TuthillTrash Vortex Editor: Shannon RibichWorld Films Editor: Jake Puestow

Interested in being on the Driftwood staff? Enroll in ENG 224: Practicum in Literary Publishing for the spring 2022 term.

Questions or News Items? Contact The Driftwoods advisor, Tracy Fernandez Rysavy.

The Driftwood #23: Campus News

February 25, 2022

Submit Your Work for a Student Art Exhibition

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Art professor Lydia Dildilian invites all UWGB student artists to submit their work for a student exhibition in the Marinette campus Fine Art Gallery. The exhibition is juried, meaning your work will be selected by a panel through a competitive process. (In other words, it will be a great element for your resume and portfolio!) If your art earns a spot in the exhibition, it will be on display in the theater-building gallery from March 26th through May 6th. Media for prospective pieces include the following: painting, sculpture, ceramics, photography, illustration, video art, installation, digital art, and mixed media. The submission deadline is March 10th, and notifications will be sent by email on March 14th. To apply, fill out this application form. The form link also contains additional information about the competition and exhibit.

Register Now for Summer Classes

Summer 2022 registration is now open! Online classes are available in 4-week, 6-week, 8-week, and 10-week sessions. Financial Aid may be available for those who have completed the 2022-23 FAFSA and then complete the Summer Financial Aid application. Make an appointment with your Advisor through the Navigate app if you’d like assistance choosing summer courses.

The Driftwood #23: Campus Services

February 25, 2022

Career Services

mock interviewDid you know that as a UW-Green Bay student, you can take advantage of the services offered by Career Services on the main campus? This office’s mission is to help students choose a major and a potential career. If you’ve been wondering where to direct your energies while at UWGB, or how to navigate a job or internship search, consider setting up an appointment with one of the career counselorsIn addition, Career Services offers online resources and regular workshops both on Zoom and in person on the Green Bay campus to help you with future job and internship hunts. The center holds sessions each month on topics like creating a resume, how to ace a job interview, the basics of applying to graduate school, and more. If you can get to the Green Bay campus on Tuesday and Wednesday, March 1 and 2, from 9:30 a.m. – 1:00 p.m, you’ll be able to attend the UW-Green Bay Job and Internship Fair, where you’ll meet many prospective employers offering post-graduation jobs, summer jobs, and internships. Finally, consider taking advantage of Mock Interview Day on April 13 and 14, a virtual event where a variety of professionals have agreed to conduct 20-minute mock interviews to help UWGB students polish their interviewing skills.  You must have a resume in Handshake, Career Services’s online job listing site. Openings are on a first-come, first-served basis, and sign-up will open Monday, March 14th. Visit the Career Services Mock Interview Day web page for more information.

The Driftwood #23: Movie Recs

February 25, 2022

The Trilogy Edition

When one good movie is not enough, try three! These are the official trilogy picks from our Driftwood staff that’ll leave you at the edge of your seat.The Dark Knight Trilogy

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The Dark Knight trilogy, directed by Christopher Nolan, is probably the best Batman story told through film. It’s a bold statement to make, but let me explain why you need to watch or rewatch this saga right now. Throughout all three movies, we witness Bruce Wayne become Batman, living the double life of spoiled rich kid and mysterious, crime-fighting hero of Gotham. Of course, this is not before we share in the grief of Bruce’s tragic childhood story. This history is important because without it, Batman’s entire reason for being would not exist. It’s an iconic and well-known story. Batman Begins follows Bruce Wayne as he travels to the Far East where he encounters the secretive League of Shadows. He is trained in martial arts by the League, but soon finds out their plans are a bit sinister. Bruce does not fall off to the dark side, instead choosing to return to his home city to fight crime. If only it were this simple. The rest of the movie explores Batman’s new identity as he fights the first villain of the trilogy. The Dark Knight, arguably the best film of the three, features a darker villain and a darker storyline. When Batman fails to understand the Joker, this wreaks havoc in Gotham. Batman then faces a very narrow road between heroism and vigilantism.In the final installment, The Dark Knight Rises, Batman is offered redemption. Gotham needs him once more, and Bruce is a man who deep down believes in the greater good.What this trilogy gets right is the precise balance between a multi-faceted narrative and great action scenes. Christopher Nolan’s Batman is dark, provoking, and a thrilling ride from beginning to end. The grey winter sky outside is a perfect excuse to give The Dark Knight a shot. It’s an impeccable match with its gothic vibes. Find the complete trilogy on HBO Max. 

—Shannon Ribich, Movies Editor
Star Wars: Episodes IV, V, and VIstar wars trilogy posterIf you’ve ever taken a creative writing class with me, you know that all roads lead back to Star Wars. Not the prequels, which I largely ignore, nor the sequels, which I pretend do not exist, but the original trilogy released starting in 1977. I’m old enough to have seen Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope in a theater on its original release. (Everyone pause now to consider why Professor Rysavy hasn’t sponatenously crumbled into a pile of dust yet.) Of course, I was barely out of kindergarten, but the opening crawl, the triumphant first notes of John Williams’ stirring score, and the incredible space battle that followed remain one of my earliest childhood memories. The original film holds up to multiple watchings even todaymainly because it’s a good, old-fashioned Hero’s Journey featuring Luke Skywalker, who lives with his aunt and uncle on the desert planet of Tatooine and yearns for adventure. When a new droid (sentient robot) named R2D2 accidentally releases a holographic message of a beautiful princess pleading, “Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You’re my only hope,” it’s the call to an adventure that will take him across the galaxy; onto a deadly, planet-destroying space station called the Death Star; and firmly into the heart of a small but mighty Rebellion against the evil Empire. As an added bonus, Princess Leia proves to be no mere damsel in distress but a smart, strong role model from a decade where smart, strong female role models were few and far between. The Empire Strikes Back has Luke expanding on the new skills he learned through using the Force, the energy that binds all living things, in the first film. He wants to become a Jedi Knight, like Kenobi and his long-dead father, so he goes off seeking Yoda, the famous Jedi master who has been in hiding since the Empire slaughtered most of the Jedi years ago. Leia, meanwhile, escapes the Rebel base on the ice planet Hoth, along with Harrison Ford’s cocky pilot Han Solo, after said base is attacked by the Empire, but the Empire’s forces are only a step behind them. Helmed by Irvin Kershner, Empire dials back the slightly corny dialogue and too-cutesy characters producer and writer George Lucas is known for, while dialing up the suspense and the darkness. And unlike adolescent me in 1982, you can jump right from Empire‘s massive cliffhanger into Return of the Jedi. Lucas is back in the director’s seat, so you’ll have to put up with the endearing if slightly cloying ewoks, teddy-bear-like aliens from the forest moon of Endor. But Jedi brings all of our heroes together again for one final nail-biting face-off against Darth Vader, the evil and uber-powerful Emperor, and a new Death Star that, though unfinished, is even more powerful than the original. The prequels are okay, and the sequels are so awful they make my head hurt. But the original trilogy is perfect, and no one can tell me otherwise. Especially not in a creative writing class. (You’ve been warned.)  Find the complete trilogy on Disney+. 
—Tracy Fernandez Rysavy, Driftwood Advisor

The Driftwood #23: World Films

February 25, 2022

Around the World: The Middle East

With the tensions between the United States of America and basically all of the Middle East, it’s not hard to assume that some Americans would vilify this region and close themselves off to any of its culture. What a shame, for the Middle East has a rich film history as old as the silent era. For anyone diving into cultures of the Middle East, films are a great way to start, and here are some of the best.Cairo Station (1958)cairo posterThis thriller follows Qiwani, a disabled newspaper man at the local train station, as his romantic obsession with a rogue saleswoman, Hannuma, becomes deadly. A spectacularly shot Hitchcockian-style thriller, Cairo Station leaves you with this uneasy feeling suspecting that something, somewhere is going to happen. Finishing off with an ending that’ll leave you on the edge of your seat, this is one you won’t want to miss if you’re a lover of suspense. Watch now on Netflix. Close-Up (1990) close up posterThis film follows the court trial of Hossain Sabzian, a man who impersonated a famous Iranian directorMohsen Makhmalbafto gain the trust and admiration of a random family. Somehow both a documentary and a drama, this is more of an engaging discussion of film and its impact on people. For any lovers of the art of cinema, this is especially one that you won’t want to miss. Watch now on Amazon Prime. 

—Jake Puestow, World Films Editor

The Driftwood #23: Recommended Reads

February 25, 2022

Recommended Reads

Little Fires Everywhereby Celeste NgLittle Fires Everywhere coverAre you familiar with Hulu’s Little Fires Everywhere, released as a series in 2020? Did you know it was previously a novel? Celeste Ng’s novel by the same name is the captivating story of the power struggle between a non-traditional mother and a “white picket fence” mother in the not-so-distant ‘90s. While they duke it out to either “prove” or “disprove” the best way to raise a child, their kids learn what it means to live, to love, and all the struggles that come with becoming young adults in a world that believes in conformity at all costs. The author plays with the idea of breaking the societal expectation boundaries by becoming a traveling artist while her daughter is still an infant. They decide to settle down for the first time in a sleepy little town of upper-middle class citizens where life appears to be perfect. Almost everyone graduates high school, attends a prestigious college, and starts a family soon after. What happens when these two worlds collide cannot be undone. Romantic entanglements, family neglect, and secret pasts finally bubble to the surface for all to see. What’s more important? Fitting in or giving your child the best life you can give them?Trigger Warning: Mentions or depictions of abortion, child neglect, bullying, racism, sexism, and mental-health struggles.

Grace Kraniak, Books Editor

Pride Center Pick: The Well of Loneliness

by Radclyffe HallWell of Loneliness coverAre you looking for new book to read? Look no further than the Pride Center’s queer book of the month: The Well of Loneliness by Radclyffe Hall. The novel tells the life story of Stephen Gordon, a lesbian born to a wealthy family in the twentieth century. Filled with many depressing twists and turns, the book shows the sadness that could come from living in a time where being queer was criminalized. Despite its overall emotional story and somewhat controversial content, the book was historically significant as one of the first modern novels about lesbians. Stop in by the Pride Center (M-145) lending library to check out The Well of Loneliness today! If the copy is gone, there are over 200 other queer-friendly books to choose from.

—Serenity Block, Pride Center Intern

The Driftwood #23: Podcast Picks

February 25, 2022

Greatest of All Time: Horror Podcasts

Are you looking for a fright to keep you up all night? Here are some horror podcast recommendations that fit the bill!The White VaultWhite Vault logoThe White Vault tells the story of a repair team sent to Outpost Fristed, located on the island of Svalbard, Norway, which has the northern-most human settlement in the world. Consisting of experts from across the globe, the group works to find out why the outpost is sending out strange signals. Although they manage to fix the radio, a massive snowstorm traps the team on the base because travel is not advised. The longer the crew stays in Outpost Fristed, the more strange and terrifying things they uncover beneath the ice.The podcast has a total of five seasons, with the final episode set to be released on March 8, which makes it easy to binge listen. Most of the voice actors come from around the world, bringing their native languages to the story, including but not limited to German, Spanish, Portuguese, Mandarin Chinese, Norwegian, Russian, and Finnish. Most of the story is told in English so the listener can understand the plot and because English is the only common tongue between most of the characters; however, we often hear bits and pieces of each characters’ languages. Seasons 1 and 2 take place in Svalbard; the story shifts to an archeological site in the Chilean Andes for seasons 3 and 4, which has some strange similarities to some of the things found near Outpost Fristed. I won’t spoil the location of the final season, but trust me when I say that it’s worth the listen. Find The White Vault on Spotify, Apple Podcast, Stitcher, and other podcast platforms.The Magnus ArchivesMagnus Archives logoThe Magnus Archives follows Jonathan Sims, the new Head Archivist of the Magnus Institute, which collects and investigates paranormal reports. Each episode, Sims reads a statement made by people who believe that something supernatural occurred to or near them, and the findings made by the Institute related to the report. As the story goes on, you begin to realize that these statements all have elements in common, but Sims refuses to believe that any of them could be true or connected. From there, a larger narrative grows to encompass horrors far greater than Sims could have imagined.Episodes were uploaded weekly from March of 2016 up until the series finale in March 2021. The show had a large and active online fanbase during its release, meaning there is plenty of fan content to be found across the internet. The Magnus Archives even has an asexual biromantic lead, making it a rare bastion of ace representation in media. I highly recommend listening to this show in small bites (each episode is only about 20 minutes long) or large chunks (it’s very easy to binge). Just don’t listen in the dark. You can find The Magnus Archives on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Stitchers, and other podcast platforms. 

—Serenity Block, Podcasts Editor

The Driftwood #23: Gamer’s Corner

February 25, 2022

Alien Isolation

game box“In space no one can hear you scream,” the tagline to the popular Alien movie series, very accurately summarizes how some might describe their first time playing Alien Isolation. In this game, which is indeed based on the Alien films, you are Amanda Ripley, the daughter of Ellen Ripley, and have been searching for your mother when you finally strike gold. The flight recorder of the ship that Ellen was last recorded to be on is to be found on a space station by the name of the Sevastopol with a team of researchers. Unfortunately, the place had other visitors already on board—ones that are not too friendly either. Crawling through tiny air vents in the pure darkness, you have to move with caution, or the “monster” may come for you. You not only have to run from a monster that hides within the darkness but from other survivors on the station where self-preservation is the first thought on everyone’s mind. There is something amiss, and it’s up to you, Amanda Ripley, to find out what is really going on at the station. There is also mic compatibility to make it more immersive. Alien Isolation can be played on PC, all Playstation systems, all Xbox systems, and even on Android and Apple phones.

—Will Kosmal, Gaming Editor

The Driftwood #23: The Trash Vortex

You’ve reached the place where all the bad, but oh so satisfying, entertainment exists. Here, in the Trash Vortex, we exist to provide you with only the trashiest, most bingeworthy recommendations. It’s a dark hole you won’t escape!

February 25, 2022

’80s Movies

Get ready to dive into a time of perms and easy nostalgia. These ’80s movies will serve all your lighthearted needs!Pretty in Pink posterPretty in Pink is the kind of teen movie that helped solidify the “Brat Pack” era. For reference, this term was coined by New York Magazine for a group of popular actors who frequently starred in coming-of-age movies in the eighties. This ripple of cinema introduced a golden time of teen movies that were both relatable and aspirational.Naturally, Pretty in Pink’s plotline is one we’ve seen before. The movie centers around Andie, a working-class high school girl who lives on the wrong side of town. Her mother is not in the picture, and throughout most the movie, Andie takes on the role of responsible adult in the familyher father is unemployed. She works at a record shop, and like most teens, she’s concerned with prom. Andie ends up falling for one of the wealthy kids at her high school. Meanwhile, her best friend Ducky cannot understand how this would happen. He is, after all, out to win Andie’s heart. It’s the classic story of poor kid falls in love with rich kid, and high-school hierarchies make this impossible. Throw in a little unrequited love, and you have a classic, teen rom-com.It’s maybe not the most profound exploration of classism, but Andie’s sincerity is palpable, and we root for her happiness. Pretty in Pink is a heart warmer, and the cliches work. You’ll know the ending before it’s over, but you’ll love it anyway. It’ll be one journey you won’t regret. Available on Hulu and Amazon Prime.

—Shannon Ribich, Trash Vortex Editor

The Lost Boys posterThe Lost Boys: When teen brothers Michael and Sam move to Santa Clara, California, little do they know that it’s the “murder capital of the world.” Michael, at 18, soon disappears into the local night life, so Sam heads to a local comic shop where he meets Edgar and Allen Frog, two brothers with a knack for melodrama. The brothers unceremoniously hand him a comic on vampires and warn him in throaty, Apocalypse Now tones that there’s more to sunny Santa Clara than meets the eye. Sam scoffs at first, but then Michael shows up at home acting very strangely—avoiding sunlight and drinking what looks like blood out of a bottle. Oh, and at one point, he accidentally floats up to the ceiling and can’t get down. Meanwhile, a pack of good-looking if big-mulleted boys led by Kiefer Sutherland’s David stalk menacingly in the shadows. The Frog Brothers soon convince Sam that Michael is likely a half-vampire, and the only way he can be human again is for Sam to join them on a quest to kill the head vampire. Problem is, they’re not quite sure who holds that distinction. Is it David? Or someone else entirely? The film fails the Bechdel test miserablythe lone woman in the cast, Jami Gertz’s Star, is a more ethereal version of the Manic Pixie Dream Girl stereotype whose only purpose seems to be serving as Michael’s damsel-in-distress and saying people’s names with tear-filled eyes. But The Lost Boys also packs edge-of-your-seat suspense with laugh-out-loud one-liners and a terrific ’80s soundtrack. If I can tell my inner feminist to pipe down and let me enjoy this Trash Vortex classic, you can, too. —Available on Netflix. 

—Tracy Fernandez Rysavy, Driftwood advisor

The Driftwood #23: Local Favorites

February 25, 2022

Don’t Miss Out! Last-Minute Winter Activities

ice castleTrying to make the most out of the Wisconsin winter? Here’s a list of activities to make sure that your winter is the best it can be.

  1. Ice Castles in Lake Geneva: Have you ever built an igloo as a child and wished you could experience a real-life ice castle? Well, now you can, this beautiful and frozen structure is handmade by professionals with thousands of icicles and LED lights to give you a truly magical experience. Slides, caves, water fountains, tunnels, and light shows await you at Lake Geneva Ice Castles in Lake Geneva, WI. General admission price is $21 on weekdays and $27 on weekends. Hours are dependent on weather and fluctuate; to purchase a ticket and check opening times, visit their website for more information and updates.
  2. Cross-country skiing in Brown County. The parks in Brown County have over 34 miles of groomed trails to ensure a smooth ride. Ski through the Reforestation Camp location (the largest location with 19 miles of lit-up classic and skate trails—or trails just steep enough to keep a steady pace going—and enjoy the beautiful scenery. This is an awesome way to get exercise and have fun with friends. Worried about the cold? No problem, there is not only a warming shelter available but also concessions during weekend hours. Grab your hat and skis for a night of fun. Located at 4418 Reforestation Rd, Suamico, WI 54313 trails open at sunrise – 11 pm daily, while shelters are open weekdays 9 a.m. – 4 .p.m. and weekends 9 a.m. – 5 p.m. If after a while you’re wanting to switch up the pace, consider checking out the other trails Brown County has to offer: Barkhausen Waterfowl Preserve (9 miles of classic trails) and Neshota Park (6 miles of classic and skate trails.) Check out this past Driftwood article for information on free ski rental on the Green Bay campus. And take a look at this article for info on local skiing trails in Marinette County.
  3. Copper State Brewing Co.: Need to warm up and refuel after a long day in the cold? Visit Copper State Brewing Co. in Green Bay to warm up by a beautiful fireplace. Winter is never complete until you relax by a nice warm fire, and what better way to do it than eating a great meal with it? Pizza, burgers, sandwiches, soups, and salads are available as well as amazing gourmet coffee. Hours are 6:30 a.m. – 10 p.m. daily. Located at 313 Dousman St, Green Bay.
—Sydney Hansen, Local Favorites Editor