The Driftwood #33: Local Favorites

March 9th, 2023

Gift Shops

Looking to shop locally? Discover delicious treats, drinks, and souvenirs that are made right here in Wisconsin at these wonderful gift shops!Marinette:Seguin's cheese coolerSeguin’s House of Cheese (715/735-9091): Located off Highway 41, this gift shop offers fresh, locally made products, souvenirs from both Michigan and Wisconsin, and a significant selection of winter outerwear. There is an inviting atmosphere in this gift shop, including an ice cream counter that serves a variety of brands plus some flavors that are made in Wisconsin, like the Peanut Butter Mackinac Isle Fudge. I tried a scoop of Strawberry Cheesecake ice cream in a waffle cone, and it was delicious! Whether you are looking for winter gear, gifts, or clothing to show your support for fellow cheese lovers, then Seguin’s is the place for you.Some of the locally produced items:

  • Alcohol (beer, wine, and liquor)
  • Cheese: wheels, strings, and spreads
  • Meat: sausage, beef jerky, and summer sausage
  • Pie filling, fruit syrups, and maple syrup
  • WI salsa and other condiments, such as salad dressing, barbecue sauce, and pickles
  • Honey
  • Door County Coffee
  • Soup mix (Including WI Booyah)
  • Amish Country: popcorn seeds, canola oil, flavored popcorn salt

Jam and soup display at SeguinsThere are unique characteristics of this gift shop that set it apart, including fun dairy facts that are posted throughout the store. There is also a mini book display that has copies of The Firestorm at Peshtigo for sale, which is a nonfiction title that showcases local history. This shop not only shows support to local vendors, but it also provides a welcoming atmosphere and everyday items that are great for thoughtful gifts.Stop by Seguin’s House of Cheese every day of the week from 8 a.m. to 6 p.m.

Green Bay: Chalkboard wall in LoCo WisCoLoCo WisCo: Locally Crafted Wisconsin Goods (920/489-8122): Located downtown on N. Washington Street, this local gift shop provides Wisconsin-made products and souvenirs. In addition to the cheese products, drinks, and clothing, there are other items that contribute to the wide selection of locally made treasures including bath products, home décor, and kitchenware.Here are some of the locally produced items:
  • Alcohol (beer, wine, and liquor)
  • Cheese: blocks, spreads, and cream cheese
  • Meat: beef sticks, sausage
  • Soda: Point soda (Steven’s Point), Sno-Cap Root Beer (Green Bay)
  • Door County caramels
  • Salsa, barbecue sauce, and mustard
  • Jam and maple syrup (Sturgeon Bay)
  • Snacks: brittle, pretzels, nuts, and gourmet popcorn
  • Candles, bath bombs
  • Puzzles
  • Signage, home décor
  • Handcrafted jewelry
  • Kitchen utensils, fridge magnets
  • Custom-made cutting boards
  • Clothing and WI sports apparel
Featured in the photo (above), there is a chalkboard in the store that is labeled “Welcome to Green Bay: Tell us where you are from” that has signatures from visitors from all over the U.S. I thought it was neat that this wall displayed the many visitors that had the chance to explore Green Bay and leave with Wisconsin-made mementos. Another characteristic that displays the overall local support are the signs that are located next to some of the products, which share a description of the company that made it, their mission, and their location in Wisconsin. This down-to-earth store is welcoming and shares the love of buying local, plus helpful customer service. Visit LoCo WisCo Monday through Saturday from 10 a.m. to 5 p.m.
All photos by Kayu Brooks. 
—Kayu Brooks, Local Favorites Editor

The Driftwood #33: The Trash Vortex

March 9th, 2023

Back in Time

You’ve reached the place where all the bad, but oh-so-satisfying entertainment exists. Here, in the Trash Vortex, we provide you with only the trashiest, most bingeworthy recommendations. It’s a dark hole you won’t escape!

This week, let the Trash Vortex take you back through time as we reexplore some of our childhood favorites.

WolfbloodWolf Blood posterSomething about teen-dramas always keeps me hooked, and this one is no exception. This show puts a fun and unique twist on the concept of werewolves. Wolfblood is about a teenage girl named Maddy who has a deep secret that no one else can know about—this secret, of course, being that she is a “wolfblood.” Unlike werewolves, wolfbloods don’t turn into a humanoid wolf monster; instead they transform into normal wolves. Maddy and her family have to keep this power a secret as normal people see them as monsters. Out of the blue, an inexperienced wolfblood starts attending Maddy’s school, and now she has to teach him how to keep the secret and to stay out of trouble. Each episode, the two have to find ways to keep everyone from finding out what they are, on top of trying to hide their wolfy urges. Wolfblood seems to scratch that inner itch of mine that wants to be free and run in the wild. The show is meant for a younger audience, but that doesn’t keep it from being entertaining; it just makes it easier to digest. The graphics might be old and cheesy, but that just adds to the charm of it. I highly recommend people check it out if fantasy teen-drama is something that one either enjoys or wants to start getting into. Free to watch on YouTube.

—Emma Krueger

Voltron posterVoltron: Defender of the Universe: In 1984, World Events Productions released the first episode of an anime-ish cartoon—a mashup of two series by Japan’s Toei Entertainment—that would take America’s permed mullets by storm. The premise of Voltron: Defender of the Universe was fresh and fun: Five space explorers are sent from Earth to the planet Arus to bring back Voltron, a mighty robot that, as the legend went, had once brought peace to the galaxy. With a new threat looming from a villain named King Zarkon, the Earth explorers know that Voltron may be the galaxy’s last hope. The men (sigh) find Princess Allura and her mentor Coran are the last of Arus’s people, and fortunately, the two are just waiting for five space explorers to drop down out of the sky. Because as luck would have it, they do know where Voltron is—underneath Allura’s own castle, broken up into five robot lions that can join together to form Voltron. The explorers all happen to be men, and for some ungodly reason, Allura hands over the lion keys to all five without wanting to pilot one herself. Never mind that as the daughter of the Voltron force’s last captain, Allura knows more than any of them about how to make the lions roar. Fortunately, explorer Sven has the good sense to get injured and sent to a space hospital in episode four, so my girl Allura could don her pink space suit and join the darn force as she was OBVIOUSLY BORN TO DO. Sounds great, right? It was, until it settled into a rhythm that went something like this: King Zarkon’s forces send a robot beast (or “robeast”) to or near Arus. The robeast wreaks havoc until the lion force arrives. The lion force gets their backsides kicked. Black-lion pilot Keith, the force’s new captain (which should have been Allura, but WHATEVER), finally gets the bright idea that, “Hey! We should form Voltron!” They do so and defeat the robeast. Rinse and repeat. Most episodes are a beat-by-beat riff on this same plot. Did my brother Tom and I watch every one? Yes, we did. Did we ever get tired of it? No, we did not.

You can rent or buy the magic that is the original Voltron on Amazon and other streaming sites, but they do cycle through Netflix and Hulu from time to time (though not at present, sadly). If you want an actual plot that isn’t 72 episodes of the same exact thing, Netflix’s 2016 revival, Voltron: Legendary Defender, combines the fab premise with actual good writing. Sadly, they did Princess Allura dirty at the end, so stop watching before the series finale (spoiler alert!) if you don’t want to see yet another woman of color sacrifice herself for her male, non-Black counterparts.

Tracy Fernandez Rysavy, Driftwood Advisor 

The Driftwood #33: Horror Hovel

March 9th, 2023

Horror Comics

Your home for the spooky, the supernatural, and things that just ain’t right.

This week, we’re taking a look at a medium that too-often goes overlooked when discussing horror as a genre: comics. Whether you prefer traditional western comics, manga, or webcomics, we’ve got you covered.Through the Woodsby Emily CarrollThrough the Woods coverEach one of the fives stories featured in Carroll’s debut horror comic anthology features, in some form, woodsventured into, avoided, emerged from. I first got into Carroll’s work when her short comic “His Face All Red” about a man whose dead brother walks into town, went viral in 2013. Imagine my delight when she published a physical collection of her works. This collection includes some old favorites, like “His Face All Red,” that had existed in a digital format on her site, alongside tales original to Through the Woods. Carroll has a knack for raising questions that will never be answered, in the way that all of the best horror stories do. Whether you like it or not, you’ll find her stories lingering in the back of your head for a long time to come.Yuna & Kawachanby Lauren SchmidtYuna and Kawachan coverAfter her town is besieged by monsters and she is left stranded, high school student Yuna meets Kawachan, a silent, sweet individual dressed in the costume of a local theme park’s mascot. The two become fast friends as they travel through the Japanese countryside, searching for Yuna’s missing friends and family, dodging ravenous monsters along the way. And then there are the opportunistic people they meet along the way, who might prove to be just as dangerous as the monsters. Yuna & Kawachan is a page-turner in every sense of the word, except that, as a webcomic, it doesn’t have pages to flip. Perhaps it’s time to think of a new word for digital properties. Scroller? Page-clicker? Whatever you’d like to call it, with its lovable cast and gripping story, Yuna & Kawachan is one comic you won’t want to put down. Read it for free on Webtoon.Dorohedoroby Q HayashidaDorohedoro posterWelcome to the future, where sorcerers and humans fight for power, devils run rampant, and acid falls from the sky. After an encounter with a sorcerer leaves our protagonist, Caiman, with a reptile head and no memory of his past life, he vows to hunt down the sorcerer responsible with the help of his friend Nikaido. This, of course, involves biting the heads of every sorcerer he encounters. Simple, right?How do I describe Dorohedoro? It feels like a bizarre dream sequence, but one you don’t want to wake up from because even when bad things are happening, it never feels dire, just strange, riveting, and funny. The characters, awful as they are, are lovable in all of their oddities, and while it’s difficult to empathize with any of them, that’s part of what makes Dorohedoro so fun. Hayashida builds a unique world in the truest sense of the word, one filled with weirdos of every caliber.Dorohedoro also received an anime adaptation in 2020 that is available to watch on Netflix, but Hayashida’s artstyle is so insane that if you skip the manga, you’re missing out.The Girl From the Other Sideby NagabeThe Girl from the Other Side coverMeditative and Ghibli-esque, The Girl From the Other Side follows a human girl and her monster caretaker whose touch could curse her. It’s very sweet, and the scenes between the girl, Shiva, and the being she refers to only as Teacher is surprisingly calming. There’s more going on in the broader world around them, of course. Nagabe unravels the workings of our characters’ world slowly, allowing us to learn about the world naturally through our charactersparticularly the naive Shiva, who has yet to realize that she has been abandoned by those she loves in the Outside, where cursed beings reside. Nagabe’s artstyle is easily one of the most endearing in manga today. The backgrounds resemble Monet paintings, simple and lovingly rendered. The character designs themselves are just as gorgeous, making The Girl From the Other Side a feast for the eyes as well as the heart..

—Kana Coonce, Horror Editor

The Driftwood #33: Recommended Reads

March 9th, 2023

High Fantasy

These reads scream Dungeons and Dragons, just in book form.The Way of Kings (Stormlight Archives #1)by Brandon SandersonThe Way of Kings coverBrandon Sanderson is renowned in the fantasy community for his interactive style of world-building and the deeply interesting characters he writes. The Way of Kings is no exception and is considered by many to be the first novel of his greatest and possibly longest series. The story follows multiple characters but begins with the protagonist Kaladin as he is branded a slave for being falsely labeled a defector from the military. We follow Kaladin’s journey to his station as a bridgeman in a bridge crew. In the war against another race, the Parshendi, bridge crews carry bridges to span across crevasses but are also on the front lines of battle. It is in this horrible station that Kaladin proves himself a leader, and our unlikely hero is born.  Along with Kaladin, the story also follows Shallan, a young girl who seeks to become a ward of the scholar Princess Jasnah, while hiding dark secrets of her family and her past. Will Kaladin find his redemption? Will Shallan’s secrets come to light? Having read much of Sanderson’s work, I would agree with the consensus that The Way of Kings is the start to his magnum opus. As a first act, it is compelling and thought-provoking. This book truly takes the realm of fantasy to new heights. The characters are complex and easy to love, and the world that Sanderson builds is vivid and awe-inspiring. I would definitely recommend securing a copy and hopping aboard this series while it is still growing!
—Syd Morgan, Books Editor
A Game of Thrones (A Song of Ice and Fire #1)by George R. R. MartinA Game of Thrones cover“Winter is coming.” These are the words spoken to the children of House Stark, the rulers of the North of the Seven Kingdoms of Westeros. It is a morbid reminder that the great summer will end in a bitter cold that will last for decades. Yet a different morbid message arrived well before winter: The death of a friend. Eddard, the head of House Stark, learns that his close companion was murdered, and it falls upon him to discover the truth. Yet the further he digs into the mystery, the more he unravels the secrets of the Kingdom, secrets that threaten the stability of the realm and his family. It becomes a game of plots, of murders, of betrayals, but most of all, of thrones.A Song of Ice and Fire is the series of books that the famous Game of Thrones TV show is based on. When Game of Thrones was at its peak of popularity, I wanted to read the books first before watching the show. It was well worth it! I read every book that was out at the time, and I was hooked by the first few chapters. Though, at the rate that George R.R. Martin writes, the fifth and latest book in the series, A Dance with Dragons, might be the last book I may read from him. A Song of Ice and Fire has clever writing, witty characters (Tyrion is a blast), intimidating opposing forces, and subjectively some of the greatest food descriptions I have ever read. “There were loaves of crusty bread still warm from the ovens, crocks of fresh-churned butter, honey from the septry’s hives, and a thick stew of crabs, mussels, and at least three different kinds of fish.” If you are looking for a narrative story of plots, murders, and drama, or if you just want to see how it differed from the show, I highly recommend the series.
—Aidann Woodcock
Knights-Errantby Jennifer DoyleKnights Errant coverAfter escaping certain death in a city under siege with the help of a turncoat prison guard, vagrant Wilfrid quickly finds themself in the hands of enemy soldiers seeking a way inside. Luckily for Wilfrid, this is just as they planned. Now, they can lead the margrave’s enemies back through the tunnels that run underneath the city in pursuit of the vengeance that they have dreamt about since they were a child.While Knights-Errant originally began as a webcomic published by the now-defunct Sparkler Monthly, I discovered it through its successful 2016 Kickstarter for a physical edition. Tragically, it is no longer possible to acquire this physical edition through any means but witchcraft (or buying a used copy for $5 on Amazon), but fortunately, Doyle has migrated the comic to online publisher Hiveworks.Though Knights-Errant is a fantasy piece, Doyle loosely based the world’s religions off of the Abrahamic religions of our own worldthat is, Christianity, Judaism, and Islam. This allows for some fascinating characterization in an already morally gray cast, along with some scathing real-world parallels that Doylethemself a Muslimdraws from their personal experiences to portray. For this reason, trigger warning for some pretty blatant racism from several characters within the text (primarily in the form of fantasy slurs, but this is about a religious war, so whatever you’d expect to find in a typical fantasy story containing fantasy racism, you’ll find here).Knights-Errant updates Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, and can be read for free on Doyle’s website.
—Kana Coonce

The Driftwood #33: Podcast Picks

March 9th, 2023

Comedy Podcasts

Sometimes the best podcasts are the ones where a few people just sit around and discuss different aspects of life in fun and interesting ways. DistractibleDistractible iconIf you are looking for a unique podcast with just three dudes sitting in a room talking about life, then you have come to the right place. Distractible is a podcast hosted by Mark Fischbach, Wade Barnes, and Bob Muyskens. These individuals are close friends who are usually known for their individual YouTube channels, especially Mark who is famously known as Markiplier. The guys like to come together to share their stories and interesting views on life. The concept of the podcast seems simple as the guys discuss different topics each episode, such as aging and pet stories. Yet they always know how to keep it new and fresh. Since the guys are very close they are really good about matching each other’s energy and getting on each other’s nerves in all the right ways. The humor can be crude and vulgar, but for me, that didn’t take away from the unique and fun conversation. The episodes never fail to make me smile and always seem to get a chuckle out of me. I’m never left feeling bored or unsatisfied while listening to this podcast. I highly recommend you check out Distractible if a discussion podcast with a twist is something that piques your interest.

—Emma Krueger, Podcast Editor

Two Dykes and a MicTwo Dykes and a Mic iconRachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin host this hilarious podcast. The two lesbians cover an extreme range of different topics, from talking about queer media, to their own queer experiences. They even have guests on the show who are popular in the queer community, such as fellow comedians and influencers. All of their segments are pretty much exclusively LGBTQ+ and are extremely relatable for anyone in the community. Scanlon and Goodwin riff off each other and their experiences as queer women in ways that have had me crying with laughter. Every one of their hour-long episodes is a total ab workout for me! As podcast hosts, they are everything audiences want them to be and more. They are talented comedy personalities that never lose their relatable edge. Two Dykes and a Mic is a must-listen for everyone and is released once a week. Get ready to laugh, and go find it on Spotify or Apple Podcasts.

—Syd Morgan

The Driftwood #33: Movie Recs

March 9th, 2023

Movies in the Multiverse  

Everyone needs a movie night once in a while. Whether it’s hanging out with all your best friends or laying low at home with some popcorn, we’ve got you covered! For a mind-bending good time, try these films situated in the multiverse (or “a theoretical reality that includes a possibly infinite number of parallel universes,” per Merriam-Webster).

Everything Everywhere All at OnceEverything Everywhere All at Once posterIf you’re looking for a movie about the multiverse that’ll leave your head spinning from start to finish and even after, look no further, Everything Everywhere All at Once does exactly that and includes creative scenery while doing it. The visuals of this movie are absolutely insane. The way the characters hop between realities is visually enticing. The broad theme of the movie is about an exhausted and overworked Chinese American woman who has to get her already late taxes done on her laundromat, under intense pressure from the IRS. She instead is forced into jumping between universes since her “husband” sends her on missions to defeat an evil that is disrupting all the parallel timelines. But if we read deeper into the movie, there are also underlying themes such as the difficult relationship between parents and children; generational trauma/curses; LGBTQ+ acceptance, especially in other cultures; burnout; pressure to be a perfect child; the harsh reality of marriage and divorce; and many, many more. This movie is the perfect mix of wacky scenes and heart-touching messages. If you can manage to follow along with the silliness and chaos, I bet that this movie will leave your heart as warm as mine was after finishing. I personally give this film at least a solid 8.5/10. I strongly recommend sitting down and devoting some time to actually getting into this masterpiece of a movie. Available on Showtime and Parmount+, and to rent from other streaming sites.
—Jasmine Puls
Interstate 60Interstate 60I caught this indie film by accident quite some time ago and remember being rather charmed by it. Interstate 60 (2002) opens with a mysterious man named O.W. Grant (which we later learn stands for “One-Wish Grant”), who offers a single wish at random to people he meets. We see one man take him up on it early in the film and suffer rather catastrophic consequences as a result, the obvious message here being to be careful what you wish for. The next time we see Grant, he’s serving cake to our protagonist Neal Oliver (a young James Marsden), who wants to be an artist but is under considerable pressure from his father to go to law school instead. He wishes for an answer to life, walks outside, and is promptly knocked out by a bucket falling on his head. (Again, be careful what you wish for!) What follows is Neal’s surreal road trip in a world that feels like a parallel universe (whether it actually is is up to the viewer), as he seeks an answer to the question that is his life. Neal doesn’t know where he’s going, but somehow, a sign always presents itself, both literally and figuratively. For example, he’s told a nearby billboard is blank, but when he looks away and then back again, a woman has appeared on it, advising him to call a certain number with no other explanation. When he gamely calls, a recorded message addresses him by name and provides him with an address, telling him to go there for his “appointment,” and so his journey continues. And the Interstate 60 of the title? It isn’t on any map and therefore doesn’t exist, Neal discovers; it just is. As he continues following the universe’s lead down this mysterious road, he meets a collection of strange and interesting people who seem, like him, to be seeking something, often in unhealthy ways. Will he, too, get stuck in one of the bizarre dead ends he discovers at each stop? Or will he find the true path that his life will take? It’s no Best Picture frontrunner, but the film, written by Back to the Future scribe Bob Gale, provides a pleasant and often unique combination of armchair philosophy and goofy fun, plus enough A-lister cameos to add a dose of surprise to a movie already full of them. Back in the early 2000s, I wondered why it never seemed to find a bigger audience. Maybe it’s just too smart for most people? Yeah, that must be it. Smugly pat yourself on the back and enjoy this oddball little film. Available free on Freevee, Tubi, and Peacock, and to rent from other streaming sites. 
—Tracy Fernandez Rysavy, Driftwood Advisor

The Driftwood #33: Music Reviews

March 9th, 2023

’90s Music 

If you love 1990s music, take your ears back in time and give these two albums a listen. The Lonesome Crowded West (1997)by Modest Mouse

The Lonesome Crowded West coverModest Mouse has had a varied career in their over 25 years on the scene. Chances are you’ve heard their megalithic track “Float On,” by far their most popular song. It’s upbeat and positive, almost kind of pop-ish; a far cry from the contents of Lonesome Crowded West. In contrast, the album has way more angst and anger for society. The entire album is tied together through its anti-consumerism ideas, targeted mainly at strip malls and what they stand for. The instrumentals are fairly bare-bones in terms of gear, mainly only lead guitar, bass, and drums, but by God, the band really does put their heart and soul into the music, laying down a sound that would help define the late ’90’s indie-rock scene. Being a double album, it is a bit on the longer side, but the balance of the tracks remedies this quite well. At times, it’s fast, active, and in your face. Other times, it’s slow, melancholic, and introspective. The album stands as a snapshot of a bygone era, whose messages still ring loud to this day.

 

—Andrew Wiegman, Music Editor

Everybody Else is Doing It, So Why Can’t We? (1993)by The CranberriesThe Cranberries album coverIn 1993, the Irish rock group The Cranberries created the melancholic yet vibrant Everyone Else Is Doing It, So Why Can’t We? This was the band’s first full-length album, and it reflected influences of rock and dream pop. Beginning gently, this album proceeds to lift the mood by the second track, “Dreams,” which is one of The Cranberries’ most successful singles. This band is known for their alternative sound, stunningly distinct vocals by Dolores O’Riordan, and their post-punk presence, especially with their popular music videos on MTV. “Linger” provides a bridge between the slower, and more mysterious songs.The final songs in this album seal all the genres together, leaving listeners with a mystical feeling as the acoustic sound blends light and dark moods. This 40-minute album began the success of The Cranberries as an internationally touring band. The Cranberries attracted the attention of college-aged kids and young adults as they were drawn in by their music on radio stations in addition to their music videos.In 2018, following the passing of their fellow band member and lead vocalist, Dolores O’Riordan, the remaining band members agreed to no longer perform. The last release, In the End, was finished and released less than a year later and provided the final treasured album by the band. My favorite song is “Dreams,” because of its shimmery, upbeat sound and the way it complements the calmer songs.

 —Kayu Brooks

The Driftwood #33: Analog Games

March 9th, 2023

“There’s a Board Game for That!” Edition

Do you ever try to guess what someone’s favorite color is on a whim? Well, my well-intentioned and curious friend, have we got the game for you.Hues and Cues  (3+ players)Hues and Cues gameThat’s right, Hues and Cues is a silly little guessing adventure all about finding the exact shade of a color in the player’s hand. Referencing the board with over 480 squares, players will draw from the deck and select a single color from the four options on each card. They will then try to describe that color in one-or-two word phrases. The closer you are to the exact shade, the more points you earn. The game concludes when one player has accumulated 50 points.Hues and Cues is particularly fun because everyone associates and imagines colors differently. Personally, I found out a close friend of mine was color-blind halfway through—who knew? (Not them, evidently.) If you think you’ve mastered the art of guessing, give Hues and Cues and try and test your skills!The average price for this game at local bookstores is $15-$20.

—Ariel Rutten, Games Editor

 

The Driftwood #33: Gamer’s Choice

March 9th, 2023

Top-Rated Games

Need a new fixation for the weekend? Or something to keep you occupied with friends online? Look no further than our Expert Gamer Suggestions™ on what to play next!

Hungry Hearts Diner: A Game of Star-Crossed SoulsHungry Hearts Diner iconHungry Hearts Diner is about a sweet old lady who struggles to run a small shop in a big city. The premise is to play as the woman and cook meals for various customers while learning more about their lives with each dish served. With every item you make, you not only unlock the stories of customers but also new things to make for them. The plot is full of twists and turns, and some tales you hear will leave you more emotional than you’d expect from a typical cooking game. This app is rated 4.9/5 on the Apple store and deservingly so. If you like relaxing, storytelling, casual/idle mobile games, or even if you’re just a fan of cooking games, then this app may be right for you. As one comment left by a player says, this is a “poignant story hidden inside a cooking sim.” Hungry Hearts Diner is free, so you might as well give it a go and see if you enjoy it for yourself.  Available on iOS and Google Play, and for Mac/PC.
—Jasmine Puls
Portal 2Portal 2I’m just going to get it out of the way immediately, Portal 2 is probably my favorite game of all time. I  can remember when I first got it back in 2012 as one of my first games for the Xbox 360, spending weeks tearing my ten-year-old hair out trying to beat it, and a genuine feeling of triumph as I did it for the first time. I remember a few years later, seeing the game on sale for $5 on Steam and popping back out the other end a couple of days later having an even deeper appreciation for it. I remember coming back just a few months ago and being drawn into the speedrunning community (people who try to beat the game as fast as possible), and after a LOT of practice getting placed 627th on the leaderboard. Maybe I’m getting ahead of myself, but the point is this game has stuck with me for over a decade now.The core gameplay is built around a gun that shoots two portals that, once both are placed, allow the user to walk between the two. You play as a test subject for the company that invented the gun, Aperture Science, but clearly, something has gone very wrong at the facility. There are no other humans left in sight; only two insane robots trying to kill/save you. They take you through the twists and turns of the Aperture Labs as you use the portal gun to solve puzzles and progress the story. The game does an amazing job of slowly trickling the mechanics to the player, both in story and gameplay. Finding solutions feels very engaging and rewarding, and the writing is insanely clever. Each time I play, I pick up on new jokes and random intricacies that still get me to laugh and appreciate it that much more. If you have never played this game before, you are doing yourself a great disservice as there really are no other games quite like it.Available for purchase on The Microsoft Store for $19.99 or on Steam for $9.99. (Unfortunately, it was on sale for one dollar just a couple of days ago. It does go on sale fairly frequently, so there’s still a morsel of hope)
—Andrew Wiegman

The Driftwood #34: April Fool’s Edition

News, Events, and Happenings on the Marinette Campus

 

The Driftwood is our student-centered e-newsletter for the Marinette campus. We’ll bring you tips for navigating life as an on-campus or online student, as well as entertainment suggestions.

April Fool's Day iconTo celebrate April Fool’s Day 2023, the Driftwood editorial staff unleashed their inner humor writers on many of the articles below. Find tongue-in-cheek recommendations, satirical reviews, and sarcasm galore in this special issue of our e-newsletter. You’ll still find some genuine news items and fun entertainment picks, too!

The Driftwood is published by UWGB’s ENG 224: Practicum in Literary Publishing class.

Analog Games Editor: Ariel RuttenBook Reviews Editor: Syd MorganGardening Editor: Grace DesotellHobbies Editor: Grace DesotellHorror Editor: Kana CoonceLocal Favorites Editor & Photographer: Kayu Brooks
Movies Editor: Jasmine PulsMusic Editor: Andrew WiegmanOutdoors Editor: Syd MorganPodcasts Editor: Emma KruegerProfiles Editor: Aidann WoodcockSchool Tips Editor: Ariel RuttenTrash Vortex Editor: Kana CoonceDriftwood Advisor: Tracy Fernandez RysavyInterested in being on the Driftwood staff? Enroll in ENG 224: Practicum in Literary Publishing, available every spring.

Questions or News Items? Contact The Driftwood‘s advisor, Tracy Fernandez Rysavy.