April 25, 2025
For the romantics among us who like to read reviews before we shop….
Fictional Fiancé: Minecraft Villager
With the recent release of A Minecraft Movie, this edition of “Fictional Fiancé” will be focusing on a character with a big, beautiful nose who is always in a striking pose: The Villager! Villagers from Minecraft are common mobs that spawn around the world. They are recognizable for their speech composed solely of the “hm” sound and their wide array of skills. Villagers can be talented black smiths, librarians, wizards, and more. In today’s Fictional Fiancé, we’ll be examining how you might pair with a Villager!Handiness: ★★★★★
Villagers can do all sorts of things, as previously described. If you want a villager boyfriend who is a fisherman, you got it! Want to date a leatherworker? Check! How about a cleric? Double check!
Communication: ★★☆☆☆
Villagers unfortunately only communicate with the “hm” sound, so unless you can somehow understand that, communicating will be very hard. At least you will probably be able to understand their tone.
Appearance: ★★☆☆☆
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but villagers are admittedly a bit funny-looking.
Romance: ★★☆☆☆
I’m not quite sure how it happened, but if Jennifer Coolidge’s character can find love with a villager in A Minecraft Movie, then I suppose you might also be able to.
Wealth: ★★★★☆
Villagers always seem to have emeralds on them, so perhaps if you get one as a date, you can start up an emerald-selling business!
Dateability: ★★☆☆☆
These silly guys are fine people, but I’m not too certain how practical it would be to date one. At least there are some good upsides to dating a villager, but it might be hard to maintain a steady relationship.