April 1, 2025
Fantasy Fight Club: Professor Williams vs. Professor Pankratz
Are you ready to rumble?!
Tonight’s warm-up fight is between two of the sharpest wits on campus: two brains that would win over brawn in any fight.
In the left corner, from the English department, we have Professor Pankratz. He’s spent his years volunteering, teaching, and working for the people. He’s worked in a prison, schools, and all around town. He’s skilled in words and action alike and has a heart of gold. If you have a
paper that needs close attention, or just a simple question, Pankratz is never afraid to help.
Now for his opponent. In the right corner we have Professor Williams of the CGIM department. On top of handling much of the CGIM department, Professor Williams also takes time and teaches for the English department. Having spent much of his time in education, Professor Williams is well-read and sharp as a tack. To add on, he’s also incredibly helpful and will do everything in his power to make sure you understand his class material.
Now, for the conclusion of this fight: Who comes out victorious? Well, you do, of course. Because you’re the student who is lucky enough to have an opportunity to learn from them. Besides, these two are far stronger together than they are against each other, they’re both smart enough to realize that.
Now, let’s get on to tonight’s headliner!