May 7,2025
Fantasy Fight Club: Harley Quinn vs. the Joker
Are you ready to rumble?
This week, we have an absolutely iconic pair of challengers, both of which hail from the dark, gritty city of Arkham. They both
belong in a mental asylum, and neither of them know mercy.
In the red and blue corner, or perhaps the red and black corner, if she’s feeling retro, is Harleen Quinzel, more commonly known as Harley Quinn. Standing at 5 foot 7, and 140 lbs., She’s durable, quick, and insanely lethal. She’s got an entire arsenal of weapons that are always down to clown; however, her favorite is her signature oversized mallet. If her opponent isn’t careful, he’s sure to get squashed.
In the purple and green corner is none other than Jack Oswald White, otherwise known as the Joker. While he may not have any superhuman abilities, he’s been known to be crafty and a master of chemical engineering. This is why his arsenal consists of poisons, razor-tipped playing cards, lethally strong joy buzzers, and lapel flowers that spray acid.
Now, the fighters step into the ring. Harley’s got her hammer cocked over her shoulder, and the Joker is shuffling his deck. Harley takes a swing, and the Joker lets one of his razor cards fly. Harley watches as the Joker is easily thrown against the bricks but doesn’t escape the card, and it leaves a cut on her arm. The sudden pain seems to snap them out of it for a moment, and they realize how silly this fight is.
The Joker gets up, gives Harley a hug, and says “Let’s get out of here, puddin’.” Harley agrees, and off they go. So who wins? They both do. The crazy folks deserve each other.
And that’s tonights throwdown, no refunds. Thank you for coming, and tune in next week for the next issue of Fantasy Fight Club.