April 1, 2025
Who’s Your Daddy?
Fan of unconventional gameplay? Who’s Your Daddy is a twisted, darkly humorous multiplayer simulator that focuses on the father-and-baby dynamic. This game lets you experience the chaos from two sides: the well-intentioned but hapless dad trying to keep your little one safe, or the mischievous baby, determined to explore every hazard in sight.
While playing as the father, you try to prevent your infant son from his demise. The entire house is filled with hazards that could end a baby’s life, such as power outlets, swimming pools, and chemicals. There can only be one dad, so all other players are chaotic babies. It’s so fun when you have one friend in the kitchen as a baby, locking themselves in the oven, while the other is playing with a nail gun! The dad has certain gadgets to prevent the baby from a dismal end, but it doesn’t always work out.
As one of the babies, your job is to try to die without your pesky father stopping you. Babies also have ways to try to stop dad, but they are not always effective. My recommendation? Run him over with the lawnmower. Babies for the win!
Who’s Your Daddy can be played with up to seven people, and I can confirm that I’ve been in tears laughing from it before. I’ve even received a noise complaint from an RA once for laughing too loud. It’s less about dramatic narratives here — and more about chaos.