April 1, 2025
DoodleBob and The Hash-Slinging Slasher
Cartoon characters are often portrayed as happy, bubbly, outgoing figures. However, imagine if that portrayal was totally flipped, and they were turned into sadistic killers. The characters we’ll be talking about are “DoodleBob” and the “Hash-Slinging Slasher” from SpongeBob SquarePants. This week, we’ll explore what it’d be like for them to transform into terrifying killers.
“DoodleBob” is already made out to be an antagonist who terrorizes SpongeBob with a magic pencil. However, imagine if he came back to Bikini Bottom as a sadistic killer via a “magic” Etch-A-Sketch found and used by Patrick in an attempt to bring SpongeBob back after a heated argument seemingly ends their friendship. Once back in the world of Bikini Bottom, DoodleBob quickly resorts to his old ways and makes it his life’s mission to get revenge on SpongeBob and Patrick for defeating him the first time. To enact his plan effectively, DoodleBob would begin stalking the pair, then using the original magic pencil, he’d draw figures similar to himself and instruct them to kidnap SpongeBob and Patrick and bring them back to a blank, white room designed by DoodleBob. Once that was complete, DoodleBob would greet them over an intercom system and inform them of their predicament, saying how this is revenge for defeating him. Following this, the room would transform into a series of sadistic games based on their greatest fears that the two would need to navigate on their own. However, with each completed level, the games would become more intense and last until both SpongeBob and Patrick were dead.
The “Hash-Slinging Slasher” is another character who appears as an antagonist in SpongeBob SquarePants. Picture a scenario where he comes back to the Krusty Krab as a killer hell-bent on revenge against everyone there for denying him a job. To carry out his plan effectively, the “Hash-Slinging Slasher” would show up to the restaurant around midnight on his “ghostly” bus. He’d then burst through the doors before going on a stabbing spree with a sharpened version of his spatula, effectively killing all employees and customers inside. Following these murders, the “Hash-Slinging Slasher” would calmly exit the restaurant and call for his “ghostly” bus before fleeing the scene and leaving a bloodied Krusty Krab restaurant in his wake.