The Quill #3: Fictional Fiancé

March 17, 2025

Fictional Fiancé: Roronoa Zoro (One Piece)

Roronoa ZoroRoronoa Zoro: the green-haired, almost always shirtless, legendary swordsman from the anime One Piece which fans all know and love. With a current bounty of 1,111,000,000 berries, Zoro has millions of people out for him — but how would he act if you were out for his love instead? Would you be cut down by the three katanas he carries, or would this scarred swordsman treat you right?

Swordsmanship: ★★★★★

Zoro has the goal of becoming the greatest swordsman in the entire world, and while he hasn’t reached that goal yet, his skill with swords will leave you swooning as he takes care of anyone who dares to bother you.

Looks: ★★★★★

I mean just look at him.

Affection: ★☆☆☆☆

Zoro often comes off as cold, and he isn’t very great at trusting people or expressing his emotions. Despite that, with slow, earned trust, Zoro might slowly warm up to you in subtle ways.

Romance: ☆☆☆☆☆

Zoro has unfortunately showed literally zero signs of ever being romantically involved with anyone. He puts higher importance on his training more than anything else and is usually cold towards people. If somehow Zoro ever were to date you, I don’t imagine him being romantic at all.

Intelligence: ★★★☆☆

As long as it’s not anything involving directions, he should be pretty okay with intelligence-based skills. Zoro has shown great strategy during battle as well as leadership skills, but his remarkable ability of having the worst navigational skills known to man knocks him down a point.

Overall Dateability: ★★☆☆☆

Zoro sadly is not very datable realistically, but if he were, I’d imagine that you’d be more in a situationship than a relationship.

—Alex Lopez, Fictional Fiancé Editor

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