The Driftwood #33: Faculty Profiles

Humanizing Our Professors:Keith West, Ph.D., Natural ScienceKeith WestSome might find fulfillment in a job that provides financial stability and lifetime experience. For Professor West, however, why have one exciting job when you can have several? Over the years, Professor West served as a National Park Ranger, oversaw an ice rink and bowling alley, served as a museum educator, and taught in every grade starting from third grade all the way to high school. He considers his crowning achievement to be his time at Marinette campus. As Professor West said, “The 20 years I spent on the Marinette campus have been the most rewarding of my career.”West is a professor of natural science at the Marinette campus with many educational accomplishments. He got his Bachelor of Arts degree in history at Western New Mexico University, followed by a Master of Science in Geography at the University of Idaho, and finally, his Ph. D. in Geography at the University of Milwaukee.With his two decades of experience at the campus and years of working in K-12, his biggest advice to teachers is to not let materials or methods get stale. Try new things without exiting your comfort zone. For the classroom environment itself, he advocates engaging with students and never being afraid of leaving behind old methods and trying new ways to interact with your students!Whenever Professor West is not traveling; investigating landscapes, battlefields, and old buildings; or just reading a book by a stream, he is working hard on his career and his research. Currently, he is focusing on how environmental education can be more accessible to a wider range of people. For his work in Natural Science, one of his favorite parts of his subject is maps! They always grab his attention and can provide a plethora of information. Yet there is one thing about his field that always interested him. As he said, “I’ve always been fascinated by how certain groups of people come to identify so strongly with a particular place that they feel that it is necessary to defend it.”No matter if he is driving around on a Zamboni or walking through the forests as a ranger, Professor West has been a profound influence on students over his decades of work. Yet, for Professor West, there is always more to learn out there. His favorite quote comes from a Shakespeare play Hamlet’s titular character. “There are more things in Heaven and Earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy.” His own wisdom is just as incredible. As he said about the quote, “The universe is a much bigger place than any of us can conceive. Never believe that there isn’t anything more you can learn.” There is way more out there. Never stop learning.

—Aidann Woodcock, Profiles Editor

The Driftwood #33: Self-Care Corner

March 9th, 2023

Form a Self-Care Action Plan

Coffee with plants and cookiesUWGB’s Spring Break is March 13-17, and even if you have to work instead of sitting on a sunny beach in the Bahamas, it’s important to take advantage of the lack of classes and practice some self-care. You’ll need to rejuvenate so you are ready to finish the second half of the semester as strongly as you can. (Without saying “finish strong,” because that’s grammatically incorrect. Rant over.). According to Lifehacker.com, “Self-care helps prevent burnout, reduces the negative psychological and physical effects of stress, and helps you focus on what is true and important.”It might be tempting to just agree to vaguely practice self-care over break, but maybe you need more of a push to actually do something for yourself. You might benefit from a Self-Care Action Plan.Take a few minutes to write down all of the things you could do over break that would help you relax, rest, and repair. Here’s the start of my list:

  • Take a hot bath with your favorite music and a good book.
  • Use any self-care amenities available at your gym, such as a sauna, a hot tub, or a red-light therapy room.
  • Make a hair appointment. Put your phone down during the appointment and just relax as you chat with your stylist.
  • Work in more exercise, especially rejuvenating methods like yoga or Pilates. There are plenty of free videos on YouTube and Amazon Prime to get you started!
  • Try ten minutes of daily meditation. YouTube and Spotify have plenty of free sessions, and the Calm app has a few nice ones in its free version. If you make a pact with yourself to put aside ten minutes every day during break, you might be well on your way to forming a healthy habit by the time classes start again.
  • Buy yourself a favorite snack. Sit somewhere pretty and enjoy it.
  • Go to a movie in the theater. Put your phone away and get lost in something happy and/or ridiculous. (I’ve heard Cocaine Bear is a hoot, and the bear doesn’t die at the end. Sorry for the spoiler, but who wants to see an innocent bear we’ve followed for two hours get offed, cocaine-fueled rage aside?)
  • Go outside. It’s second winter, so you might be able to try some cross-country skiing or, at least, take a soggy hike. UWGB-Marinette’s maintenance staff built and installed some lovely benches in Runnoe Park, the small park on the bay across from campus. Just a quick walk across the street to stare at the water can help fill your soul. And if the snow starts to melt, you might be able to build a snowman when the snow hits that sweet spot for packability.
  • Create an art or craft project. Grace Desotell and Ariel Rutten have some nifty ideas in the Ultimate Hobbies section.

And of course, this week is a great time to connect with friends and family, especially those you haven’t seen while you’ve been busy with classes. Have a wonderful break, and we’ll see you soon!

—Tracy Fernandez Rysavy, Driftwood Advisor

The Driftwood #33: Ultimate Hobbies 2

March 9th, 2023

Crochet Kits

cow crochet kitDo you need a quick and cute gift for a friend but want it to be homemade? Try crochet kits! These individual sets sell cheap, so the only real thing you’ll be spending is your time and heartfelt effort. And who wouldn’t love that?

  • What is it? An already pre-determined crocheted project by Needle Creations. There are other companies that sell beginner kits, but for the sake of this article, we’ll be sticking with just this specific one. Feel free to explore your options!
  • What do you need? The kit comes with everything you need outside of basic sewing supplies. It includes yarn, polyester fiberfill, a plastic crochet hook, plastic needle, and the easy-to-follow instructions.
  • How do you do it? As previously mentioned, the kit comes with step-by-step guidelines for how to make your creation. It also has a key that clarifies what the terms mean in the patterns.
  • What can you make? There are a variety of crochet kits that you can buy. Gnomes, bees, cactus, cows, cats, etc! The finished project should be around the size of an eight-week year old kitten. If that seems like a weird measurement, just trust it should fit snuggly in the palms of your hands (8” x 6 ½” x 1 inches).
  • What is the cost? Depending on where you buy it from, the kit costs anywhere from $5-$10. I found quite a few on sale at my local arts and crafts store.
—Ariel Rutten

The Driftwood #33: Ultimate Hobbies 1

March 9th, 2023

Everyone has that one thing they enjoy more than anything to pass the time. It might be knitting, clothespin art, or even painting. For those of you looking for new or more challenging hobbies, we’ve got you covered. Below, we’ve picked out ultimate, step-it-up activities to push your perseverance and boost your creativity.

Steel Models

Metal Earth tall ship modelOne night while at my family’s house for dinner, my brother presented a project to my husband; he’d purchased a steel model kit from our local crafts store, a tank, but figured out shortly after that it was more work than he thought it would be. My husband accepted, having put together a few already, including a replica of an old Farmall tractor, a train set, and a mail truck. The process is more tedious than difficult, but it’s well worth the shiny little display piece.Model toys became something of a big deal in the 1930s when the perfection and wide-spread availability of plastic came into play, according to Modelkitpro.com. Plastic injection-mold technology made previous balsa wood models inferior, and to save on production costs, pre-built designs became self-assembled projects for customers. And somewhere down the line after years of success, companies like Fascination’s Inc. began producing buildable steel models from flat, four-inch by four-inch sheets.Optimus Prime Metal Earth modelMetal Earth® models consist of a few steel sheets with perforated, pre-cut parts. To put them together, you simply snip them from the cut-out and bend the tabs into place, creating a 360° replica of anything from a Transformer to the Golden Gate Bridge, both of which will surprise you with their stunning detail. And unlike the plastic models of today, these are highly affordable with costs ranging from $5 to $30. So, if you’re ready to make this your ultimate hobby, I advise you to pick up a pair of tweezers. Your fingers will thank me later.For a closeup look at the detail and complexity of building Metal Earth® models in specific, see this YouTube video.

—Grace Desotell, Hobbies Editor

The Driftwood #33: DIY Gardeing

March 9th, 2023

It may feel like the winter weather will never let up, but planting season is just around the corner! And whether you have a green thumb or have never grown a thing in your life, this is the perfect year to gear up your garden with some new gardening know-hows.

Gear Up Your Garden: Potatoes

potatoesIf there’s one plant someone can grow by mistake, it’s a potato. All you have to do is forget about it for a few weeks, and the next thing you know, there’s more eyes in the room than you can hide from. Whether you want to capitalize on your mistake or simply grow them on purpose, here are some tips you don’t want to forget.

  1. Choose a source. If you don’t want to buy a bag of seed potatoes, you don’t have to. The term “seed potato” simply means they’re sold to use as seeds. You’ll get the same results if you purchase potatoes from the supermarket and leave them in a cool, dark place. If you choose to buy normal potatoes, be sure to wait until they have sprouted to use them in the garden.
  2. Maintain ideal soil conditions. Potatoes prefer sandy and rich, well-drained soil in order to grow and spread out easily without the threat of disease from excess moisture. It’s best to avoid rocky or clay ground types. After planting, your tubers should be watered every four or five days for the first six weeks and every other day after that.
  3. Mound determinate varieties. Indeterminant potatoes (Yukon Gold, Red Pontiac, Russet Burbank) grow in bushy layers along the ground, able to produce in as little as four inches of soil. However, determinant potatoes grow up and down and require the dirt to be mounded around them multiple times—as often as it takes to cover the roots and young spuds and for the stems to stay upright without snapping off.
  4. Observe closely for pests and disease. As hardy as this vegetable is, it can still become infested by potato beetles, blight, or other molds and fungi. In a matter of just a few days, the whole crop may be lost. If your plants look hole-filled, overly dry, yellow, or spotted before harvest time, there’s a good chance something is wrong. It’s best to know the signs and how to come to your potatoes’ rescue long before you ever need to. For more information, visit Sustainable Market Farming.
  5. Harvest after the bush has died. Sometimes, your plants will take more or less time to mature than the projected days on the seed bag. If the greens are drying up, turning yellow then brown, and it’s not due to moisture levels, prolonged heat, or disease, then they’ve likely finished early. To maximize production, let the greens die off completely before harvesting (unless the soil is overly wet, which would cause rot to set in early).

Growing Ideas

  1. The Cozy Bucket Method. What would gardening be if we couldn’t downsize it to fit our growing needs, especially as the desk-cramped professors, faculty, and students that we are? Due to obvious space reasons, it’s not recommended to place potatoes in a gallon-sized bucket, but a five-gallon bucket can provide for two plants. Be sure to keep the soil within the same parameters as you would an in-ground garden, and punch holes in the bottom of the container for draining excess water. Leave them somewhere sunny and watch the magic happen!
  2. The Wilderstead Potato Tower Method. Homesteaders from the YouTube channel Wilderstead walked their viewers through an interesting space-saving method.  Using a four-foot tall, small-squared wire fence, create a circle two or three feet in diameter. For stability, you can ziptie the tower to a metal T-post. In the center, place a 2” wide plastic abs pipe. They recommend a blend of topsoil, compost, and peat moss to fill the tower, watered down before using. Next, alternate layers of dirt with potatoes and straw around the abs pipe. Don’t worry about packing the layers down as they will compact naturally. Then, watch as the greens sprout from the sides, allowing for maximum use of your gardening area.
—Grace Desotell, Gardening Editor

The Driftwood #33: Local Favorites

March 9th, 2023

Gift Shops

Looking to shop locally? Discover delicious treats, drinks, and souvenirs that are made right here in Wisconsin at these wonderful gift shops!Marinette:Seguin's cheese coolerSeguin’s House of Cheese (715/735-9091): Located off Highway 41, this gift shop offers fresh, locally made products, souvenirs from both Michigan and Wisconsin, and a significant selection of winter outerwear. There is an inviting atmosphere in this gift shop, including an ice cream counter that serves a variety of brands plus some flavors that are made in Wisconsin, like the Peanut Butter Mackinac Isle Fudge. I tried a scoop of Strawberry Cheesecake ice cream in a waffle cone, and it was delicious! Whether you are looking for winter gear, gifts, or clothing to show your support for fellow cheese lovers, then Seguin’s is the place for you.Some of the locally produced items:

  • Alcohol (beer, wine, and liquor)
  • Cheese: wheels, strings, and spreads
  • Meat: sausage, beef jerky, and summer sausage
  • Pie filling, fruit syrups, and maple syrup
  • WI salsa and other condiments, such as salad dressing, barbecue sauce, and pickles
  • Honey
  • Door County Coffee
  • Soup mix (Including WI Booyah)
  • Amish Country: popcorn seeds, canola oil, flavored popcorn salt

Jam and soup display at SeguinsThere are unique characteristics of this gift shop that set it apart, including fun dairy facts that are posted throughout the store. There is also a mini book display that has copies of The Firestorm at Peshtigo for sale, which is a nonfiction title that showcases local history. This shop not only shows support to local vendors, but it also provides a welcoming atmosphere and everyday items that are great for thoughtful gifts.Stop by Seguin’s House of Cheese every day of the week from 8 a.m. to 6 p.m.

Green Bay: Chalkboard wall in LoCo WisCoLoCo WisCo: Locally Crafted Wisconsin Goods (920/489-8122): Located downtown on N. Washington Street, this local gift shop provides Wisconsin-made products and souvenirs. In addition to the cheese products, drinks, and clothing, there are other items that contribute to the wide selection of locally made treasures including bath products, home décor, and kitchenware.Here are some of the locally produced items:
  • Alcohol (beer, wine, and liquor)
  • Cheese: blocks, spreads, and cream cheese
  • Meat: beef sticks, sausage
  • Soda: Point soda (Steven’s Point), Sno-Cap Root Beer (Green Bay)
  • Door County caramels
  • Salsa, barbecue sauce, and mustard
  • Jam and maple syrup (Sturgeon Bay)
  • Snacks: brittle, pretzels, nuts, and gourmet popcorn
  • Candles, bath bombs
  • Puzzles
  • Signage, home décor
  • Handcrafted jewelry
  • Kitchen utensils, fridge magnets
  • Custom-made cutting boards
  • Clothing and WI sports apparel
Featured in the photo (above), there is a chalkboard in the store that is labeled “Welcome to Green Bay: Tell us where you are from” that has signatures from visitors from all over the U.S. I thought it was neat that this wall displayed the many visitors that had the chance to explore Green Bay and leave with Wisconsin-made mementos. Another characteristic that displays the overall local support are the signs that are located next to some of the products, which share a description of the company that made it, their mission, and their location in Wisconsin. This down-to-earth store is welcoming and shares the love of buying local, plus helpful customer service. Visit LoCo WisCo Monday through Saturday from 10 a.m. to 5 p.m.
All photos by Kayu Brooks. 
—Kayu Brooks, Local Favorites Editor

The Driftwood #33: The Trash Vortex

March 9th, 2023

Back in Time

You’ve reached the place where all the bad, but oh-so-satisfying entertainment exists. Here, in the Trash Vortex, we provide you with only the trashiest, most bingeworthy recommendations. It’s a dark hole you won’t escape!

This week, let the Trash Vortex take you back through time as we reexplore some of our childhood favorites.

WolfbloodWolf Blood posterSomething about teen-dramas always keeps me hooked, and this one is no exception. This show puts a fun and unique twist on the concept of werewolves. Wolfblood is about a teenage girl named Maddy who has a deep secret that no one else can know about—this secret, of course, being that she is a “wolfblood.” Unlike werewolves, wolfbloods don’t turn into a humanoid wolf monster; instead they transform into normal wolves. Maddy and her family have to keep this power a secret as normal people see them as monsters. Out of the blue, an inexperienced wolfblood starts attending Maddy’s school, and now she has to teach him how to keep the secret and to stay out of trouble. Each episode, the two have to find ways to keep everyone from finding out what they are, on top of trying to hide their wolfy urges. Wolfblood seems to scratch that inner itch of mine that wants to be free and run in the wild. The show is meant for a younger audience, but that doesn’t keep it from being entertaining; it just makes it easier to digest. The graphics might be old and cheesy, but that just adds to the charm of it. I highly recommend people check it out if fantasy teen-drama is something that one either enjoys or wants to start getting into. Free to watch on YouTube.

—Emma Krueger

Voltron posterVoltron: Defender of the Universe: In 1984, World Events Productions released the first episode of an anime-ish cartoon—a mashup of two series by Japan’s Toei Entertainment—that would take America’s permed mullets by storm. The premise of Voltron: Defender of the Universe was fresh and fun: Five space explorers are sent from Earth to the planet Arus to bring back Voltron, a mighty robot that, as the legend went, had once brought peace to the galaxy. With a new threat looming from a villain named King Zarkon, the Earth explorers know that Voltron may be the galaxy’s last hope. The men (sigh) find Princess Allura and her mentor Coran are the last of Arus’s people, and fortunately, the two are just waiting for five space explorers to drop down out of the sky. Because as luck would have it, they do know where Voltron is—underneath Allura’s own castle, broken up into five robot lions that can join together to form Voltron. The explorers all happen to be men, and for some ungodly reason, Allura hands over the lion keys to all five without wanting to pilot one herself. Never mind that as the daughter of the Voltron force’s last captain, Allura knows more than any of them about how to make the lions roar. Fortunately, explorer Sven has the good sense to get injured and sent to a space hospital in episode four, so my girl Allura could don her pink space suit and join the darn force as she was OBVIOUSLY BORN TO DO. Sounds great, right? It was, until it settled into a rhythm that went something like this: King Zarkon’s forces send a robot beast (or “robeast”) to or near Arus. The robeast wreaks havoc until the lion force arrives. The lion force gets their backsides kicked. Black-lion pilot Keith, the force’s new captain (which should have been Allura, but WHATEVER), finally gets the bright idea that, “Hey! We should form Voltron!” They do so and defeat the robeast. Rinse and repeat. Most episodes are a beat-by-beat riff on this same plot. Did my brother Tom and I watch every one? Yes, we did. Did we ever get tired of it? No, we did not.

You can rent or buy the magic that is the original Voltron on Amazon and other streaming sites, but they do cycle through Netflix and Hulu from time to time (though not at present, sadly). If you want an actual plot that isn’t 72 episodes of the same exact thing, Netflix’s 2016 revival, Voltron: Legendary Defender, combines the fab premise with actual good writing. Sadly, they did Princess Allura dirty at the end, so stop watching before the series finale (spoiler alert!) if you don’t want to see yet another woman of color sacrifice herself for her male, non-Black counterparts.

Tracy Fernandez Rysavy, Driftwood Advisor 

The Driftwood #33: Horror Hovel

March 9th, 2023

Horror Comics

Your home for the spooky, the supernatural, and things that just ain’t right.

This week, we’re taking a look at a medium that too-often goes overlooked when discussing horror as a genre: comics. Whether you prefer traditional western comics, manga, or webcomics, we’ve got you covered.Through the Woodsby Emily CarrollThrough the Woods coverEach one of the fives stories featured in Carroll’s debut horror comic anthology features, in some form, woodsventured into, avoided, emerged from. I first got into Carroll’s work when her short comic “His Face All Red” about a man whose dead brother walks into town, went viral in 2013. Imagine my delight when she published a physical collection of her works. This collection includes some old favorites, like “His Face All Red,” that had existed in a digital format on her site, alongside tales original to Through the Woods. Carroll has a knack for raising questions that will never be answered, in the way that all of the best horror stories do. Whether you like it or not, you’ll find her stories lingering in the back of your head for a long time to come.Yuna & Kawachanby Lauren SchmidtYuna and Kawachan coverAfter her town is besieged by monsters and she is left stranded, high school student Yuna meets Kawachan, a silent, sweet individual dressed in the costume of a local theme park’s mascot. The two become fast friends as they travel through the Japanese countryside, searching for Yuna’s missing friends and family, dodging ravenous monsters along the way. And then there are the opportunistic people they meet along the way, who might prove to be just as dangerous as the monsters. Yuna & Kawachan is a page-turner in every sense of the word, except that, as a webcomic, it doesn’t have pages to flip. Perhaps it’s time to think of a new word for digital properties. Scroller? Page-clicker? Whatever you’d like to call it, with its lovable cast and gripping story, Yuna & Kawachan is one comic you won’t want to put down. Read it for free on Webtoon.Dorohedoroby Q HayashidaDorohedoro posterWelcome to the future, where sorcerers and humans fight for power, devils run rampant, and acid falls from the sky. After an encounter with a sorcerer leaves our protagonist, Caiman, with a reptile head and no memory of his past life, he vows to hunt down the sorcerer responsible with the help of his friend Nikaido. This, of course, involves biting the heads of every sorcerer he encounters. Simple, right?How do I describe Dorohedoro? It feels like a bizarre dream sequence, but one you don’t want to wake up from because even when bad things are happening, it never feels dire, just strange, riveting, and funny. The characters, awful as they are, are lovable in all of their oddities, and while it’s difficult to empathize with any of them, that’s part of what makes Dorohedoro so fun. Hayashida builds a unique world in the truest sense of the word, one filled with weirdos of every caliber.Dorohedoro also received an anime adaptation in 2020 that is available to watch on Netflix, but Hayashida’s artstyle is so insane that if you skip the manga, you’re missing out.The Girl From the Other Sideby NagabeThe Girl from the Other Side coverMeditative and Ghibli-esque, The Girl From the Other Side follows a human girl and her monster caretaker whose touch could curse her. It’s very sweet, and the scenes between the girl, Shiva, and the being she refers to only as Teacher is surprisingly calming. There’s more going on in the broader world around them, of course. Nagabe unravels the workings of our characters’ world slowly, allowing us to learn about the world naturally through our charactersparticularly the naive Shiva, who has yet to realize that she has been abandoned by those she loves in the Outside, where cursed beings reside. Nagabe’s artstyle is easily one of the most endearing in manga today. The backgrounds resemble Monet paintings, simple and lovingly rendered. The character designs themselves are just as gorgeous, making The Girl From the Other Side a feast for the eyes as well as the heart..

—Kana Coonce, Horror Editor

The Driftwood #33: Recommended Reads

March 9th, 2023

High Fantasy

These reads scream Dungeons and Dragons, just in book form.The Way of Kings (Stormlight Archives #1)by Brandon SandersonThe Way of Kings coverBrandon Sanderson is renowned in the fantasy community for his interactive style of world-building and the deeply interesting characters he writes. The Way of Kings is no exception and is considered by many to be the first novel of his greatest and possibly longest series. The story follows multiple characters but begins with the protagonist Kaladin as he is branded a slave for being falsely labeled a defector from the military. We follow Kaladin’s journey to his station as a bridgeman in a bridge crew. In the war against another race, the Parshendi, bridge crews carry bridges to span across crevasses but are also on the front lines of battle. It is in this horrible station that Kaladin proves himself a leader, and our unlikely hero is born.  Along with Kaladin, the story also follows Shallan, a young girl who seeks to become a ward of the scholar Princess Jasnah, while hiding dark secrets of her family and her past. Will Kaladin find his redemption? Will Shallan’s secrets come to light? Having read much of Sanderson’s work, I would agree with the consensus that The Way of Kings is the start to his magnum opus. As a first act, it is compelling and thought-provoking. This book truly takes the realm of fantasy to new heights. The characters are complex and easy to love, and the world that Sanderson builds is vivid and awe-inspiring. I would definitely recommend securing a copy and hopping aboard this series while it is still growing!
—Syd Morgan, Books Editor
A Game of Thrones (A Song of Ice and Fire #1)by George R. R. MartinA Game of Thrones cover“Winter is coming.” These are the words spoken to the children of House Stark, the rulers of the North of the Seven Kingdoms of Westeros. It is a morbid reminder that the great summer will end in a bitter cold that will last for decades. Yet a different morbid message arrived well before winter: The death of a friend. Eddard, the head of House Stark, learns that his close companion was murdered, and it falls upon him to discover the truth. Yet the further he digs into the mystery, the more he unravels the secrets of the Kingdom, secrets that threaten the stability of the realm and his family. It becomes a game of plots, of murders, of betrayals, but most of all, of thrones.A Song of Ice and Fire is the series of books that the famous Game of Thrones TV show is based on. When Game of Thrones was at its peak of popularity, I wanted to read the books first before watching the show. It was well worth it! I read every book that was out at the time, and I was hooked by the first few chapters. Though, at the rate that George R.R. Martin writes, the fifth and latest book in the series, A Dance with Dragons, might be the last book I may read from him. A Song of Ice and Fire has clever writing, witty characters (Tyrion is a blast), intimidating opposing forces, and subjectively some of the greatest food descriptions I have ever read. “There were loaves of crusty bread still warm from the ovens, crocks of fresh-churned butter, honey from the septry’s hives, and a thick stew of crabs, mussels, and at least three different kinds of fish.” If you are looking for a narrative story of plots, murders, and drama, or if you just want to see how it differed from the show, I highly recommend the series.
—Aidann Woodcock
Knights-Errantby Jennifer DoyleKnights Errant coverAfter escaping certain death in a city under siege with the help of a turncoat prison guard, vagrant Wilfrid quickly finds themself in the hands of enemy soldiers seeking a way inside. Luckily for Wilfrid, this is just as they planned. Now, they can lead the margrave’s enemies back through the tunnels that run underneath the city in pursuit of the vengeance that they have dreamt about since they were a child.While Knights-Errant originally began as a webcomic published by the now-defunct Sparkler Monthly, I discovered it through its successful 2016 Kickstarter for a physical edition. Tragically, it is no longer possible to acquire this physical edition through any means but witchcraft (or buying a used copy for $5 on Amazon), but fortunately, Doyle has migrated the comic to online publisher Hiveworks.Though Knights-Errant is a fantasy piece, Doyle loosely based the world’s religions off of the Abrahamic religions of our own worldthat is, Christianity, Judaism, and Islam. This allows for some fascinating characterization in an already morally gray cast, along with some scathing real-world parallels that Doylethemself a Muslimdraws from their personal experiences to portray. For this reason, trigger warning for some pretty blatant racism from several characters within the text (primarily in the form of fantasy slurs, but this is about a religious war, so whatever you’d expect to find in a typical fantasy story containing fantasy racism, you’ll find here).Knights-Errant updates Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, and can be read for free on Doyle’s website.
—Kana Coonce

The Driftwood #33: Podcast Picks

March 9th, 2023

Comedy Podcasts

Sometimes the best podcasts are the ones where a few people just sit around and discuss different aspects of life in fun and interesting ways. DistractibleDistractible iconIf you are looking for a unique podcast with just three dudes sitting in a room talking about life, then you have come to the right place. Distractible is a podcast hosted by Mark Fischbach, Wade Barnes, and Bob Muyskens. These individuals are close friends who are usually known for their individual YouTube channels, especially Mark who is famously known as Markiplier. The guys like to come together to share their stories and interesting views on life. The concept of the podcast seems simple as the guys discuss different topics each episode, such as aging and pet stories. Yet they always know how to keep it new and fresh. Since the guys are very close they are really good about matching each other’s energy and getting on each other’s nerves in all the right ways. The humor can be crude and vulgar, but for me, that didn’t take away from the unique and fun conversation. The episodes never fail to make me smile and always seem to get a chuckle out of me. I’m never left feeling bored or unsatisfied while listening to this podcast. I highly recommend you check out Distractible if a discussion podcast with a twist is something that piques your interest.

—Emma Krueger, Podcast Editor

Two Dykes and a MicTwo Dykes and a Mic iconRachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin host this hilarious podcast. The two lesbians cover an extreme range of different topics, from talking about queer media, to their own queer experiences. They even have guests on the show who are popular in the queer community, such as fellow comedians and influencers. All of their segments are pretty much exclusively LGBTQ+ and are extremely relatable for anyone in the community. Scanlon and Goodwin riff off each other and their experiences as queer women in ways that have had me crying with laughter. Every one of their hour-long episodes is a total ab workout for me! As podcast hosts, they are everything audiences want them to be and more. They are talented comedy personalities that never lose their relatable edge. Two Dykes and a Mic is a must-listen for everyone and is released once a week. Get ready to laugh, and go find it on Spotify or Apple Podcasts.

—Syd Morgan