Terrible Romances
It Ends with Us
by Colleen Hoover
Trigger warnings: abuse and domestic violence
The first offense of this book is that the main character’s name is Lily Bloom. Yes, Lily Bloom. It sounds like a porn star or stripper name. Yet Colleen Hoover is something of an inspiration. She proves one does not need talent to crawl to the top of the bestseller list. Romance is a chemical that is caused by physical attraction and finding some characteristics about that person to be entrancing. Now, if an author wants a character to be exciting, they’ll make a man who is so bad but who does it so well, or they make him a billionaire or a vampire. However, Hoover has wandered down the path of just flat-out abuse. Ryle, the main love interest, is blatantly abusive to Lily. Like, he actually beats her head into concrete.
Now, to be fair, Lily did grow up in a bad environment. However, the story isn’t one of inspiration nor overcoming abuse, nor is it diving into themes of how abuse victims often are repeating childhood cycles. No, it’s portrayed as a hot and heavy love story. Once after Ryle gets done beating up Lily he literally says: “Your hair is as red as your lips.” And then they have a steamy make-up sex scene.
Oh. My. God.
The bottom line is no one can make abuse seem sexy. Not even Colleen Hoover.
Reminders of HIm
by Colleen Hoover
Trigger warnings: mentions of substance abuse, prison, and poverty.
The main character of the love interest in this book is named Legerd Ward. The only good thing about this book is that at least she didn’t describe a baby’s private parts in vivid detail (yes, she actually did this in a book for some reason). It is also very hilarious that Kenna Rowan, the other main character, had a very difficult life riddled with substance abuse and trauma. Furthermore, she is a single mother to a four-year-old, and the father is in prison. Now, what’s funny about this is that Hoover writes about this at a distance. It’s evident by the lack of detail that Hoover never experienced anything like that and is doing poorly at trying to describe a life with substance abuse and prison.
Furthermore, Kenna’s four-year-old daughter is impossibly well-behaved for a preschool child. She cleans up after herself and never talks back. This can take you right out of the book if you have children or deal with children on a regular basis.
Bottom line is this book feels like someone from the 21st century attempting to describe life in the 18th century. It feels very disconnected.
—Jalaine Olks, Books Editor
And in the spirit of giving you something decent to read, Kelsey has a good book she actually recommends:
They Both Die at the End
by Adam Silvera
Trigger warning: Death, parent death, past trauma, alienation, violence
What would you do if you learned you had 24 hours to live? Would you download an app to develop one last relationship before your inevitable death? That’s what Rufus and Mateo decide. Together, they live their last day together, venturing into a world that they believed was far out of their reach, before they knew they’d be dead by morning. This book is filled with little adventures, romance, and sadness.
—Kelsey Vanderpool