February 10, 2022
You’ve reached the place where all the bad, but oh so satisfying, entertainment exists. Here, in the Trash Vortex, we exist to provide you with only the trashiest, most bingeworthy recommendations. It’s a dark hole you won’t escape!
Bingeworthy TV Shows
These are the shows that our remotes can’t stop clicking on to the next episode. They’re fun and perfect for cozying up on the couch during those long, winter nights.
Emily in Paris: Where to begin with Emily in Paris? Emily, our heroine—if we can call her this—parades around the Parisian streets in wild outfits with her smartphone always ready to fire the next tweet. She is a marketing executive and American to the core.
The show’s name is quite literal. When Emily’s Chicago company gives her an opportunity to work for a French firm, she quickly relocates. And so ensues a season of clichés and classic tropes, but always with a side of croissants. We watch Emily fall in love with her very unavailable neighbor and try to appease her more refined French boss who always seems to be smoking a cigarette. She makes some friends and does a lot of living. She’s overly enthusiastic and confident. And though she has failures, her successes win the day! Emily loves France but grows and learns very little from her experiences in Paris. She’s a little annoying.
Admittingly, Emily in Paris is cringeworthy. Then why watch? The stakes are low for this show. Will she end up with the guy? Will this brand-deal go through? Will France finally love her back? Entertainment Weekly referred to the show as a “brain vacation.” So, next time you find yourself needing a life break, watch an episode. I dare you not to get sucked in by Emily and her friends. How does the saying go? It might just be the show you love to hate. Find seasons 1 and 2 on Netflix.
—Shannon Ribich, Trash Vortex Editor
Bridgerton: Phoebe Bridgerton has it all: wealth, beauty, bespoke gowns, and a ridiculously good-looking set of seven brothers and sisters. When she makes her debut at court, Queen Charlotte steps forward and proclaims her the “diamond of the season.” Of course, it’s all downhill from there. Her overbearing brother Anthony chases away all of her suitors except creepy, handsy Nigel Berbrooke. A gossip pamphlet written by the infamous, anonymous “Lady Whistledown” declares that Phoebe has more in common with a lump of coal than a sparkling jewel. And to top it all off, the arrogant Lord Simon Hastings thinks she’s chasing after him like all of the other eligible women of the ton, just because she bumped into him. What’s a Regency-era girl to do? Punch Nigel in the face, deliver the mother of all set-downs to Lord Hastings, and refuse to settle for anything but true love, that’s what. Created by Gray’s Anatomy producer and head writer Shonda Rhimes, Bridgerton actually improves on the Julia Quinn novels upon which it’s based. (I can count on my thumbs the number of times I’ve said that about a film or series….) Rhimes and showrunner Chris Van Dusen add groundbreaking diversity to the cast and take Quinn’s family matriarchs from shrewish cliches to strong, whipsmart women you can root for. Be forewarned that there are some spicier scenes—the show definitely earns its “Mature” rating. But the storytelling is fast-paced and fun, the romance packs an emotional punch with every episode, and the costumes are worth watching all on their own (despite their anachronistic zippers). If you haven’t watched this trash-tastic Regency romp yet, what are you waiting for? There’s still time to catch up before Season 2 launches March 25th. Available on Netflix.
—Tracy Fernandez Rysavy, Driftwood advisor