Driftwood #25: Travel Tales

Spring Break Travels

With spring break occurring last week, spring itself is due to finally come at last. The following travel story includes my spring-break travel experience.It was not much of a “spring” break. My family and I traveled to northern Minnesota, where winter lasts a little bit longer and the air is typically more frigid than in Marinette. The reason for such a long journey is because my grandparents live in that state, within a small town called Ely, a dead city during the winter and a tourist trap during the summer. My family gathered at my grandparents’ house after a long eight-hour journey, and with it already being so late at night we had a short visitation and then went to bed a few hours later. The next day, there was a feast prepared. There was soup, sausage, coleslaw, and potatoes, typical hearty meals local people in the area enjoy. My grandpa and I talked politics while drinking some coffee before we went ice fishing. Stump Lake was the destination. My father, grandpa, and I walked across the ice and began drilling holes. Unfortunately, there were not many fish, but we found peace in nature, and we saw some dog sleds in the distance. Whenever staying at my grandparents house, we typically spend three nights before returning back home to Wisconsin. Goodbyes are always the most animated times. Grandpa always fixes breakfast the day my family and I leave. We gave turns exchanging hugs and making jokes. My grandmother always gets emotional when we leave.

—Conner Tuthill, Travel Editor

Driftwood #25: Celebrity Q&A

March 31, 2022

Celebrity Q&A: Robert Downey Jr. 

Robert Downey Jr as Iron ManRobert Downey Jr. has had one rollercoaster of a career, from an immensely popular and critical youth to a struggle with drugs and bad run-ins with the law. His life did improve at the same time as he started to take on one of his more prominent roles: Tony Stark, a.k.a. Iron Man.Q: Had you met Chris Evans before he was cast for Captain America?A: I have a vague memory of seeing him and whatever hot girl he was dating across from a dinner with me and Susan Downey. He and his girlfriend invited Susan and I back to their house to get in the Jacuzzi, to tell you the truth.

Variety

Q: Were you nervous when they offered Iron Man to you?A: Nervous? I was begging. I was certain it would change my life.

—Variety

Q: What’s the downside of playing a superhero?A: It’s kind of like having a cool TV job. They are always hoping they don’t get picked up for another season; or they are wondering if they’re going to get picked up for another season; or they have done so many seasons, and they are already sick of doing the show, but the show is so big, it’s working well for them.

—Variety

Q: What are your thoughts on addiction?A: Anyone who can’t go five minutes without a cigarette or can’t stop drinking or is strung out on drugs knows that after a while there develops an attachment to the ritual of using it that has little to do with your original motive. The original impetus was to feel its effect, and the effect seemed positive at the time. But if years down the road you are still saying, “Baby, I do it because it makes me happy,” you don’t really mean it.

Parade

Q: What is your opinion of cigarettes?A: I started smoking again when I was doing Tropic Thunder. I thought, “I didn’t get sober years ago just to die of heart disease!” It was just a little moment when I saw the Ghost of Christmas Future, and it was not pretty. So, I am off cigarettes again.

—Parade—Will Kosmal, Celebrity Q&A Editor

Driftwood #25: Humanizing Our Professors

A little-known secret around campus is that our professors were once students. Nervous, confused, and probably as hungry as we all are while sitting through lectures, here are their first experiences as professors and what tips they have to offer for students taking their courses.

Humanizing Our Professors: Dan KallgrenHistory Department, Marinette Campus

Dan KallgrenSometimes we get those classes where the instructor is less-than thrilling. Something about their lecture needs a little oomph every so often. As a guest lecturer and teaching assistant for his professor in graduate school, Professor Kallgren added just this to a class of nearly seventy-five students. Nervous but sure he wanted to do it, he entered with the announcement that he was not the professor they were expecting. A little bit of humor went a long way.Professor K. is very passionate about the history he teaches. He mentions that it’s always a new experience, even when he’s teaching, because there’s so much about history that he has yet to learn. Every bit gives him new depth and understanding. There’s a collaboration on both his part and the parts of his students, which I would have to agree creates a friendlier classroom environment. On a last note, he wants us to stop by! If you have nothing to say other than “hello,” head over to your instructors’ offices and introduce yourself. Not only will you grow to understand their educational methods and your materials better but it brightens their days to have that brief, friendly experience with you.

Grace Kraniak, Profiles Editor

The Driftwood #26: Serial Story

April 13, 2022

Serial Story: Noah’s Dream Journal #5

February 26, 8:05 AMSo, it’s been a while since I’ve written in this thing. It’s also been a while since I’ve had a dream. A few months have passed and I honestly don’t mind, what with worrying if I’m going insane with these dreams or not. However, I did have a dream last night, but it was different from the rest.I was at a party at some guy’s place with a bunch of people I didn’t know, and I started walking around. Everybody was going into separate rooms in pairs, probably doing God knows what. I thought it’d be something fun, so I tried to open a door or two, but they didn’t open. Not a single door I tried worked, I couldn’t do anything except walk out of that party and find something else to do.I found myself at an Irish pub where I lost myself and my thoughts to the singing, chatter, occasional fighting, all that good stuff. I was feeling good when I heard a voice from a corner of the pub. I immediately knew that voice from anywhere: it was Doc!I couldn’t see his face buried beneath all of the people, but I did see his arm holding a glass of beer. He must’ve sensed I was scared and told me, “Don’t fret, Noah. We did what we needed to do. You’re cured!” When his hand got lost in the crowd celebrating over the soccer game, that’s when I woke up.To be continued…Click these links to read previous entries: Part 1Part 2Part 3, and Part 4. Continue reading “The Driftwood #26: Serial Story”

The Driftwood #27: Real Talk 2

April 28, 2022

A little-known secret around campus is that our professors were once students. Nervous, confused, and probably as hungry as we all are while sitting through lectures, here are their first experiences as professors and what tips they have to offer for students taking their courses.Humanizing Our Professors: Keith WestGeoscience Department: Marinette Campus

Keith WestProfessor West was fresh out of grad school when he stumbled through his first lecture as an exhibit curator for a small college museum in New Mexico. Unfortunately, he had some stage fright, relying on his notes to get him through a foggy memory and talking faster to make up for lost time. This resulted in a student’s dramatic reaction of flinging his pen over his shoulder, completely giving up on taking notes—not exactly a sign that things were going great. The next day, when he braved the class again to get something out of a storage closet, he spared them any painful anticipation of a second incident by explaining that he wouldn’t be teaching them again, as it was only a one-day opportunity. With a great deal of kindness, one student announced that, “it wasn’t that bad.”While not every first experience is a perfect one, learning is about getting back up and trying again. Luckily, the Professor did just that, and today he encourages his students to not just be spectators but to engage with their materials because it’ll only make the experience better. After all, asking questions and discussing lessons gives you the chance to explore things that wouldn’t have otherwise been taught to you. Instructors aren’t mind-readers. Students have to speak up to be heard. In addition to that, he wants students to know that while he organizes his classroom, it isn’t actually his course; it belongs to everyone in it. Again, your classes will proceed as normal unless you put the effort in to make them better or more enjoyable. Truly, words of wisdom for every class at UWGB, as students’ honest opinions are very-much welcomed by professors in every department and on every campus. Education, then, is definitely a team effort.

Grace Kraniak, Profiles Editor

The Driftwood #27: Real Talk 1

April 28, 2022

Celebrity Q&A: Seth Rogan

Seth RoganSeth Rogen is a Canadian actor, comedian, and filmmaker. Originally a stand-up comedian in Vancouver, he moved to Los Angeles where he would start his acting career. He can be found in lots of comedies and movies that are just fun to watch. Some of the few that he starred in are This is the End, Pineapple Express, and The Interview.Q: How do you feel about stoner comedy? Do you feel like you have a desire to elevate it? Do you like it as what it is? [Editor’s Note: “Stoner comedy” features protagonists who act like they enjoy recreational cannabis use, whether they actually do in the film or not.] A: Comedy in general is the least respected art form, period. So I am accepting of that, as someone who has dedicated their life to it. Comedy’s never gonna win awards; they do not even get nominated for them. Every top-ten list of movies, one like fancy f—ing comedy maybe gets nominated, but that movie’s not funny. So the truth is, yeah, I make the least respected genre in the least respected art form on the planet Earth, but I get paid very well, so I’m okay with that!

Vulture

Q: Do you have a hero from the worlds of acting, comedy or otherwise?A: I would not be able to narrow it down to one person. That would be too hard. I have many heroes. But who has inspired me? Trey Parker and Matt Stone consistently do incredibly funny stuff. [Editor’s Note: Parker and Stone are the co-creators of the popular adult show South Park. They also voice some of the main characters of the show.]

WebMD

Q: Is a daily dose of laughter the key to good health?A: I laugh a lot. And I feel relatively healthy. Not sure I look like it…

WebMD—Will Kosmal, Celebrity Q&A Editor

The Driftwood #27: Travel Tales

April 28, 2022

Field Trip Travel Stories

Long Slide FallsIt was last semester, October of 2021. My geology class entered the bus en masse with all of our rain gear and lunch boxes. We were going to multiple places, beautiful places deep in nature, to study rocks and land formations. The first destination was Dave’s Falls. I had been here several times, but it was rather gorgeous at that time of the year. My class and I needed to take notes on the rocks of the area, making guesses on what type of rocks we saw and noticing the fractures and crevices to attain an idea on how they had formed. I could not help but notice the girl whom I had a crush on. She was a cultured nature-freak I had in a couple of my classes during that semester, but I missed my chances and will probably never see her again. The place was divine.The next destination was to a waterfall called Long Slide Falls, pristine in all its beauty. This was my first account of being here, and it was one of the grandest waterfalls I have ever seen. I spotted many edible plants while I was there, including wintergreen and uva-ursi, but I needed to remind myself not to get distracted, as I was supposed to observe the rocks. Professor West made a statement that Amberg rock was prevalent there, and he briefly explained how those rocks were formed. Lunch was next on the list. I packed an apple, a Protein-3 snack, a fruit cup, and some Cheetos. There was a lake where some of the other classmates were dipping their toes in.The last and final destination was Piers Gorge, which featured a collection of rapids in the Menominee River. The formation of the rocks were rugged and bumpy, making it difficult to walk. Shale was prevalent there, as my professor explained, and some of us collected some of those rocks. I found more wintergreen to collect, but once again needed to remind myself not to get distracted. When the time was up and it was time to go back to Marinette, I was so sore and tired, but I felt so relaxed by the therapy of nature. All in all, this was the best field trip I have ever been on. I would like to return to these parks some time soon.

—Conner Tuthill, Travel Editor

The Driftwood #27: Storytellers 3

April 28, 2022

Writing Exercise

Life as an Inanimate ObjectThis writing activity focuses on the personification of inanimate objects. The following piece identifies what objects without speech abilities would say if they could talk.River imageRiver: I supply water to the Earth and all of its creation, fertilizing land, hydrating the land creatures, and giving refuge to the fish. I am sacred to the world in all three of my forms, and I have lasted for billions of years. I am loud, but also silent, because I feel ill more often these days. I have been accumulating strange foam and goo, peculiar foods of peculiar tastes. As for the fish who reside within me, illness is rampant. I do not know how much more of this I can handle.Tree: I give unconditional refuge to the critters who live within me. Squirrels and birds create their homes on me, and I have no problem with that at all. I am honored to share my gifts to Earth’s creation. My fruit is imperishable, and it arrives every year for all creatures who buffet on me. But it has been rather lonely these days. Some of my brothers, sisters, and cousins have been uprooted and killed. I watch in horror as they are dragged away and chopped up into pieces.

—Conner Tuthill 

The Driftwood #27: Storytellers 2

April 28, 2022

Flash Fiction

The EmailAlison looked at the email on her computer with a smile. She scanned the words on the screen, filling her heart with a pleasant warmth that she hadn’t felt in a very long time. “I am sorry to inform everyone that your co-worker John Dillons was found dead in his home late last night.” Finally, her hard work has been acknowledged!

—Serenity Block, Flash Fiction Editor

The Driftwood #27: Storytellers 1

April 28, 2022

Serial Story: Noah’s Dream Journal #6

March 2, 3:38 PMMy therapist was surprised to hear I had another dream. He must’ve thought I couldn’t have dreams anymore after a few months. Hell, that’s what I thought. He asked me everything that happened to see if there was anything linking it to the last one, anything new that could mean something, basically anything he could derive meaning from.I told him everything that I had written in the journal, and he too was puzzled at the return of Doc. He tried his best to figure out what Doc meant when he said that I was “cured,” but he had nothing. He tried his best to come up with some optimistic meaning like, “Perhaps you’re cured of these night terrors. You shouldn’t be seeing him any time soon.” I hope so.As much as I’m terrified to see what the night has waiting for me, I want to have another normal dream again. I miss the nights when I didn’t have to fear where I would wake up the next day, or even if I would wake up. I wanted to feel safe again. Maybe that’s what the Doc meant.To be continued…Click these links to read previous entries: Part 1Part 2Part 3Part 4, and Part 5

—Jake Puestow, Serial Fiction Editor