The Driftwood #32: Podcast Picks

February 22, 2023

Spooktacular Podcasts

Life is full of many mysteries and filled with things we can’t understand. These podcasts dive into the scary aspect of life that many of us just can’t get enough of.Lights OutLights Out iconLooking for a podcast about spooky stories of hauntings, demons, and terrifying cults? Lights Out is a podcast hosted by Josh Haberer, husband to Kendall Rae who has a well-known true-crime podcast (see below). This podcast goes over spooky tales of cryptids, the occult, hauntings, etc. Each episode is a new story either about the supernatural, true crime, or both. Whether or not one believes in paranormal occurrences, it’s hard to deny that these events are bone chilling. The way the host tells each story keeps you on the edge of your seat. Some examples of my favorite episodes include “Prince of Hell Torments Moffitt Family for Years” and “Mexico’s Haunted Island of Dolls.” Though the stories are intense, the host knows how to lighten the mood by adding in some humor. At the end, Haberer and his co-host Austin Lee give their thoughts on what they just read. It is fascinating to hear their opinions on the supernatural and how they interpret everything. Overall, it is a fascinating podcast, and I highly recommend you give it a listen if spooky stories are something for you.

—Emma Krueger, Podcast Editor

True Crime with Kendall RaeTrue Crime iconKendall Rae is a podcaster who makes edge-of-your-seat true-crime-themed content. Her podcast, True Crime with Kendall Rae, made its debut after her YouTube channel blew up for posting true-crime videos. The podcast can be streamed on many popular platforms. Her episodes vary in length and content, but you are sure to find something different with every episode. Episode topics can range anywhere from cold cases to unexplained missing people to gruesome murders. Many of her episodes are about unsolved cases, but all of them will leave you intrigued. Kendall has a habit of working one-on-one with victims’ families to make sure she covers the stories of their loved ones properly, while also being respectful of all they have gone through. She also owns her own CBD store, which she promotes, along with promoting NCMEC, The National Center for Missing and Exploited Children, since many of her cases include minors. She and her husband, who hosts the Lights Out podcast (see above) also donate and match money raised during fundraisers they hold for organizations such as NCMEC. I strongly suggest you give Kendall Rae a listen and go support her content.

—Jasmine Puls

Wolf 359Wolf 359 iconImagine being stuck in a building with a couple of people for months. For years. Not hard nowadays, I know. Now, imagine that in space, shenanigans ensue. Mysterious musical broadcasts, an overgrown garden experiment skulking in the vents, a hostage situation over the last tube of Earth-made toothpaste … this story has it all! Wolf 359 is a comedic sci-fi audiodrama (a voice-acted story in podcast form) where Communications Officer Doug Eiffel slacks off while recording his daily log or gets lectured by Commander Minkowski or roped into some crazy experiment by Dr. Hilbert. This story starts off light and sweet, with Eiffel’s stir-crazy sense of humor giving a warm glow to the cold depths of space. But as it progresses, we begin to wonder: Why were these three sent to a remote station at the edge of space? What are their superiors at Goddard Futuristics telling them? The first few episodes made me love the characters and want to hear more, and the later seasons had me at the edge of my seat as events unfolded and my favorite characters were put through plot twists and turns. And did I mention the wonderful voice acting? Zach Valenti voices two-thirds of the starting cast, and I didn’t even realize until I tuned in to the credits a season in. Whether you’ve dabbled in audiodrama or have yet to, Wolf 359 is a must-listen!

—Henri Lepak

The Driftwood #32: Movie Recs

February 22, 2023

A Top Pick for Movie Night

Everyone needs a movie night once in a while. Whether it’s hanging out with all your best friends or laying low at home with some popcorn, we’ve got you covered!

MatildaMatilda posterStarring Danny Devito, Rhea Perlman, and Mera Wilson, Matilda (1996) is a family-favorite comedy based on the book of the same name by Roald Dahl. Narrated by Danny Devito, this story follows an eccentric family of four through their journey of raising a daughter that is self-sufficient starting at a young age. Although there is an ominous tone throughout the film, there are humorous scenes that provide comedic relief and balance out the struggles that young Matilda faces during her upbringing with her careless parents and unsupportive brother. Matilda is gifted with telekinesis and shows her powers early, as well as her advanced learning abilities by reading endless books before receiving any education. Her parents are indifferent to the many gifts Matilda possesses, including her desire to go to school. Eventually Matilda’s father, Harry, makes a deal with an evil principal, Miss Trunchbull, to admit Matilda to her elementary school. It is thrilling to watch Miss Trunchbull as she gets away with tormenting the students and intimidating parents and teachers. Matilda continues to face adversity from her nightmare experiences at school and unsupportive family, but she finds hope in the security of her relationship with her teacher Miss Honey. This film will cause a whirlwind of reactions as Matilda’s telekinetic powers strengthen when she goes against her torturous principal to avenge her friends and protect her beloved teacher Miss Honey. Matilda is a crazy adventure involving the FBI, chocolate cake, a newt, dancing living room furniture, and a powerlifting, superstitious principalsee how these things are related in this must-see film, Matilda.
—Kayu Brooks

The Driftwood #32: Music Reviews

February 22, 2023

All That Jazz

Tired of listening to the same old top-40 songs? Here are a couple of choice jazz albums to soothe your soul.Out of Gas but Still Burningby Kashmere Stage BandOut of Gas album coverIn 1967, Conrad Johnson, a music teacher from Kashmere High School in Houston, Texas, was inspired by an Otis Redding concert to form a funk/soul jazz band for his students. He would write and conduct most of the pieces for their performances, and the group of teenagers, who stayed together until 1978, would go on to cement themselves as nothing but bona-fide legends. They destroyed high-school competitions and dominated national championships, and rightfully so. These kids could lay down funk like it was nobody’s business. It’s some of the best jazz I’ve ever listened to, and they were high schoolers?!?! Absolutely incredible stuff. Even if you only consider yourself a cursory fan of jazz, you should do yourself a favor and check this album (or any by them, really) out sometime. 

—Andrew Wiegman, Music Editor

The 7th Handby Immanuel WilkinsThe 7th Hand coverImmanuel Wilkins’ album The 7th Hand is one of the premier jazz albums to come out of 2022, and arguably the best jazz album of the year. With only seven tracks spanning 59 minutes, the album is a complete journey. Wilkins starts with a bang in the high-tempo track “Emanation,” where he soars and solos on his alto sax for the majority of the tune. Other stand-out tracks include “Don’t Break,” featuring a mind-blowing percussion performance from guest artists the Farafina Kan Percussion Ensemble, and the atmospheric “Witness,” featuring jazz flutist Elena Pinderhughes. The album ends on a high with the freely improvised number “Lift,” which brings listeners to new heights in a slow build over nearly half an hour. This album is truly so much fun and makes for a great hour-long immersive listening experience. Personally, I used this album as the soundtrack to my commute to and from campus a few times, and it was magical! This album is available for free on YouTube or by subscription on Spotify or Apple Music.

 —Syd Morgan

The Driftwood #32: Analog Games

February 22, 2023

Get-Together Games

Here are some easy and silly games to play at group functions. All you need is a deck of cards and the determination to crush your friends.Taco Cat Goat Cheese Pizza  (2+ players)Taco Cat Goat gameYes, you read that right. Fast-paced and semi-violent, Taco Cat Goat Cheese Pizza is a card game as unique as its namejust make sure to keep the word pattern that makes up the game’s name in mind. The objective of the game is to be the first to slap the pile when there is a match between the placed card and the spoken word in the sequence. There are five basic images to follow the pattern: The taco, cat, goat, cheese, and pizza cards. It may sound like nonsense now, but you’ll know the pattern by heart after you play the game. Players will each have a small pile of cards face down after they are dealt evenly among the group. Each person will take turns flipping a card face up in the middle of the table, all the while saying the next word in the sequence (taco, cat, goat, cheese, or pizza). Turns should be longer than a second. If what you say and what you place are the same, quickly SLAM your hand onto the pile. The last one to do so must take the whole pile. The first person who runs out of cards wins. NOTE: Do not look at your card before placing it! The chaos of the game comes in the suspense and fast-paced turns, so make sure not to peek.The chaos of the game comes in the suspense and fast-paced turns. There are also unique special cards like narwhal, gorilla, and groundhog, which require a specific action before slapping the pile. (For example, if the gorilla card is placed at any time, players must thump on their chests in a gorilla-like fashion before slapping).Average pricing at local bookstores and Amazon is $10.00.If you like the feeling of adrenaline and stinging hands, Taco Cat Goat Cheese Pizza is for you!Poetry for Neanderthals (4+ players)Poetry for NeanderthalsAn elegant title for a not-so-elegant game. The objective of this one is to describe a phrase or idea by using only one-syllable words. Essentially, Must Speak Good Or Get Hit With Bad Stick. (Yes, the game does come with an inflatable club. No, it does not hurt.) After evenly dividing up your group into teams, you will have one person select a card from the pile and try to get their teammates to guess the word in simple vocabulary fashion. You have until the timer runs out to get through as many cards as possible. A person from the opposite team stands nearby ready with the stick of doom, ready to smite for any words spoken with more than one syllable. NOTE: Any cards you get bopped for will be subtracted from your final score.For example, if the word is Flying Saucer, you could say, “Big Plate in Sky. Weird Thing Come Out When It Land.”Average pricing at local bookstores and Amazon is $20.00.If speak less word sound fun, Poetry for Neanderthals is right up your alley!

—Ariel Rutten, Games Editor

 

The Driftwood #32: Gamer’s Choice

February 22, 2023

Top-Rated Games

Need a new fixation for the weekend? Or something to keep you occupied with friends online? Look no further than our Expert Gamer Suggestions™ on what to play next!Deep Rock GalacticDeeo Rock Galactic coverDo you ever crave adventure? Do you wish to delve too greedily and too deep as did your ancestors of old? But maybe with better odds, using modern technology to do what they never could? Look no further than Deep Rock Galactic (DRG), the premier space-mining corporation for the common dwarf. Think Tolkien meets Alien: DRG is a first-person shooter where you and your fellow dwarves (players) fight off insectoid creatures and mine the asteroid Hoxxes to earn the company (and maybe even yourselves) a profit. This game is wonderful for playing online with friends, random players, or solo with the company’s robot companion Bosco! And, if you get tired of the corporate drudgery, stop by the Abyss Bar to buy a variety of magical drinks for your friends! Or explore the space rig and find the off switch for the artificial gravity. Between randomized cave environments, varying missions and objectives, a plethora of enemies, and intriguing new developments with each season, no mission is ever the same. I’ve spent countless hours on this game and enjoy it a lot! To all my fellow dwarves, Rock and Stone! Available through Steam, Windows, or Xbox for $29.99 (or through Xbox Game Pass). 

—Henri Lepak, Gaming Editor
Spiritfarer Spiritfarer coverSpiritfarer is a cozy indie game by Thunder Lotus Games, where you play as a young woman named Stella and her cat Daffodil, as they have been chosen to become the new spiritfarers.  A spiritfarer is someone who carries spirits on a boat to the “everdoor,” where they are able to cross over to the other side. Each spirit has a unique personality and character design, and some of them were even a part of Stella’s past life! In the game, your mission is to help these spirits by taking care of them and completing any unfinished business they might have. By helping each spirit, you learn more and more about them. This includes what life was like for them and how they lived it. You grow a connection to each spirit as you take care of them, making their eventual exit so much more moving. You expand your boat to accommodate each spirit’s needs, which include growing crops and cooking different food items. Spiritfarer is a beautiful game about death, letting you know that it is okay to let go and move on. The game’s soundtrack is beautiful, and the color and design of the game gives it a comforting feel. It is one of those games that allows you to sit back and relax as you immerse yourself in the story. I highly recommended it to anyone looking for a comforting game. Available on the Nintendo Switch or Steam for $29.99.
—Emma Krueger
InscryptionInscryption logoThis horror-inspired, procedurally generated card game is one of the most unique executions I’ve ever seen a game pull off. Without spoiling, Inscryption has many secrets to uncover throughout its various acts. You start the game where someone else left off, trying to find out what’s up with this strange game and what happened to the previous player. The overall game twists itself in ways you wouldn’t expect, with sharp left turns that flip everything on its head, multiple times. The core gameplay that all these elements are built on is great enough to stand alone without the story. It’s a game that really takes its conventions and does everything it can with them, which provides an insanely engaging and interesting experience that is better to go in as blind as possible. Available on Steam, GOG, Epic Game Store, PlayStation 4 & 5, and Nintendo Switch for $19.99. (Currently -30% off on GOG and the PlayStation Store until 3/2/23.)
—Andrew Wiegman
Bears RestaurantBear's Restaurant iconBears Restaurant, published by Odencat in 2018, is a very calm storytelling game about a bear who runs a restaurant for those who have recently passed. Bear has a cat helper who cooks the dishes requested. The idea of the game is to learn about each character’s life before they passed. Bear makes their last meal, which is usually their favorite food from when they were alive. Players can know about the customer’s favorite dishes by “diving” into their memories … but, you yourself do not even remember who you are. Not even your favorite dish. There are no difficult puzzles, exciting battles, or epic cut scenes. But, you will remember their episodes. Each character is unique. The game has some heavier topics such as suicide, since it is related to how the players passed on. The music is very relaxing, and the graphics are adorable. If you like games such as Harvest Moon or Stardew Valley, we think you’d like this game as well. The graphics are more pixelated, giving the game a very old-fashioned arcade-style feel. The game is rated 4.9/5 stars on the iOS app store, which is a rating we strongly agree with. Available for Nintendo Switch and as a mobile game for iOS and Android. 
—Jasmine Puls

The Driftwood #32: Northern Lights

February 22, 2023

The Northern Lights!

Be sure to save some work to submit to Northern Lights Literary & Arts Journal. Published annually on the Marinette campus, Northern Lights is open only to students, alumni, and faculty/staff from UWGB. The deadline for this year’s Northern Lights is March 26th.

Northern LightsYou can still get copies of last year’s Northern Lights in the Marinette campus library, in Student Services, or from Professor Rysavy. Read content from past issues of the journal and submit your work on the Northern Lights website. Contact Professor Rysavy with questions.

The Driftwood #31: February 9, 2023

News, Events, and Happenings on the Marinette Campus

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The Driftwood is our student-centered e-newsletter for the Marinette campus. We’ll bring you tips for navigating life as an on-campus or online student, as well as entertainment suggestions.

The Driftwood is published by UWGB’s ENG 224: Practicum in Literary Publishing class.

Analog Games Editor: Ariel RuttenBook Reviews Editor: Syd MorganGaming Editor: Henri LepakGardening Editor: Grace DesotellHobbies Editor: Grace DesotellHorror Editor: Kana CoonceLocal Favorites Editor & Photographer: Kayu BrooksMovies Editor: Henri LepakMusic Editor: Andrew WiegmanOutdoors Editor: Syd MorganPodcasts Editor: Emma KruegerProfiles Editor: Aidann WoodcockSchool Tips Editor: Ariel RuttenTrash Vortex Editor: Kana CoonceDriftwood Advisor: Tracy Fernandez RysavyInterested in being on the Driftwood staff? Enroll in ENG 224: Practicum in Literary Publishing, available every spring.

Questions or News Items? Contact The Driftwood‘s advisor, Tracy Fernandez Rysavy.

The Driftwood #31: Featured Poetry

February 9, 2023

Dismal Days at the Church in Auver-sur-Oise

Beeping hands, ghostly bands,My palms, they sense the deceased.Adrenal glands, what disturbed lands!Specter juice left behind by the teased.My finding fingers, they poke many ghosts,But some men, I cannot sense.They are senior gamblers, troubled hosts,Their lying apparitions are dense.Fibbing in life, falsifying death,As if their hands still hold the cards.Paranormal scum, straight whisky breath,Pure brutish bodyguards.Hoarding poker chips, the floating few,Always slide into their stash.Six feet under, what more to accrue?Invisible plastic is comparable to trash.One way to catch them, one captured way,Is to hold out handfuls of loot.Even if my palms sense no arrayOf gamblers—Holy Water will shoot.

— © 2022 by Sofia Terranova

Sofia is a senior at the Sheboygan campus earning her B.A. in English (creative writing emphasis) and a B.F.A in creative writing. 

Find this poem and other written and visual works in the 2022 Northern Lights Literary and Arts Journal. Submit your poetry, creative nonfiction, and fiction to the 2023 Northern Lights! Click here for more information.

The Driftwood #31: Faculty Profiles

February 9, 2023

Humanizing Our Professors:Mark A. Klemp, Ph.D., ChemistryMark KlempBOOM! A safe, controlled detonation startles the half-awake college students of Professor Klemp’s chemistry class, drawing all eyes to him to begin his day. As Professor Klemp put it, “Starting off with a small explosion is always a great attention grabber.”Mark A. Klemp, Ph. D, is an Associate Professor in Natural and Applied Sciences at the Marinette Campus. Additionally, he has a Bachelor of Science in Chemistry and Computer Science and a Ph. D. in Analytical Chemistry. Dr. Klemp has quite the half-life to him as well. He is a veteran when it comes to the college campus. He has been with the Marinette campus since 2003, long before it merged with Green Bay. To some college students, he has been working at the campus longer than we’ve been alive.Yet, even before that, Professor Klemp was overseeing a small start-up, high-tech R&D company named Chromatofast Inc. They commercialized technology and have seven whole patents for their company! They’ve worked with Horiba instruments in Japan and Varian instruments that used Chromatofast’s technology. If you’re looking for some insight into how one should run a classroom, look no further than Professor Klemp’s laboratory. As Dr. Klemp is an experienced teacher with more than two decades under his microscope, he has a particular teaching style that helps instruct students about the material. In his in-person classes, he uses a technique that reintroduces a subject several times over, building off the last addition and expanding it. This way, it helps implant the information into memory. In online classes, it’s all about rooting engagement into the class. His suggestion to any students intending to teach is to work to their strengths and develop a teaching style tailored to themselves.Currently on Dr. Klemp’s periodic table, he’s working with Cyanobacteria (Blue-green algae) for his research. As most professors oversee some form of study, Dr. Klemp is analyzing how to sequester harmful chemicals using Cyanobacteria, like hexavalent chromium. Beyond the professional aspect of his job, Professor Klemp’s favorite part about his field is the small scale and strange behavior of the microscopic world. Yet, it can go without saying that the scale of his influence goes beyond a microscopic level. Much like how you change the structure of an atom by adding a positive proton to it, Dr. Klemp puts a positive charge on the world, one atom at a time.

—Aidann Woodcock, Profiles Editor

The Driftwood #31: Self-Care Corner

February 9, 2023

Aromatherapy for Stress Relief

Essential oil bottlesAromatherapy, or inhaling certain natural scents for health benefits, has plenty of people who swear by its effectiveness. Even conventional medical site WebMD.com touts its curative properties, noting that it can help everything from anxiety to poor sleep.“The oils may activate certain areas of your brain, like your limbic system, which plays a role in your emotions,” notes WebMD writer Camille Noe Pagán. “They could also have an impact on your hypothalamus, which may respond to the oil by creating feel-good brain chemicals like serotonin.”If you’re stressed out (and really, what student isn’t at some point in the semester?), you may want to give aromatherapy a try. Some oils that may help ease stress and anxiety are lavender, chamomile, frankincense, peppermint, lemon, lemongrass, bergamot, and cedarwood, among others. (You can look these oils and others up on AromaWeb for specific benefits and safety information.)Aromatherapy can take a variety of forms. Here are some of the easiest and least expensive:

  • Try a scented candle. Be sure to look for candles made with vegetable or soy wax, and scented with 100% natural essential oils to avoid harmful chemicals.
  • Sniff an essential oil straight out of the bottle. You can also put a few drops on a cotton ball to carry with you, or even wear an aromatherapy locket that contains a cotton pad inside that you can scent with oils.
  • Try a DIY sachet. Fill a small muslin bag with rice, and put ten drops of your favorite oil on the rice. Hang it in your room or from your car’s rearview mirror.
  • Include a few drops of your favorite oil in a hot bath.
  • Use an inexpensive or secondhand diffuser. Some plug into an electrical outlet, and these may (or may not) require water to release scented steam. Others require only a tealight candle to disperse the scent.
  • Make a room spray. For an easy DIY spray, fill a small glass bottle 3/4ths full with spring water. Fill the remaining quarter with witch hazel (available in the skin care section of your local drugstore). Add a few drops of your favorite essential oil, and spray the stress away!
  • Make a steam inhalation treatment. Boil some water, then remove from heat. Put a few drops of oil into the water. When it cools down enough so it’s still steaming but won’t burn your face off, put a towel over your head to contain the steam and lean over the water, inhaling deeply. (Eucalyptus and peppermint oil are great for easing congestion using this method.)

Important safety information: Some oils might be harmful to children, pets, those who are pregnant, or people who have epilepsy or high blood pressure. Do a bit of research from a reputable source like AromaWeb to ensure safe usage. In addition, be sure any oils in your aromatherapy products are 100% natural essential oils. Synthetic oils are often petroleum-based and may contain harmful toxins. Finally, before applying oils directly to skin, dilute with a carrier oil like jojoba or olive oil, and do a patch test to check for allergic reactions. With just a little preparation, you can ensure that you choose the best oils for you and get all their benefits, without adding stress due to an allergic reaction or other complication.

—Tracy Fernandez Rysavy, Driftwood Advisor