The Driftwood #41: Music Reviews: Local Music

February 9, 2024

Three Young Bands


Three Bands posterThree bandsWasted Pretty, Soup, and Candy Cigarettewill perform on February 24 at the Cactus, located at 40 W. Hosmer St. in Marinette. The show will start at 7:00 p.m. You must be at least 21 years old or be with a parent to enter!

Marinette’s Wasted Pretty is a trio punk band. Vocalist and guitarist Ginger Sky, drummer Joe Bauer, and bassist Joey Knauer make up the members. With a few covers thrown in, their repertoire consists mainly of original songs.

Progressive blues rock group Candy Cigarette is based in Oconomowoc, WI. They have two vocalists, the Deitz twins Isaac and Lucas, who play bass and guitar, respectively, and a drummer named Evan Sterken. Candy Cigarette’s set consists mainly of original songs with a few covers thrown in.
Soup is an alternative/grunge band based in Escanaba, MI. Members include vocalist Tyler Kangas, bassist Cheyenne La March, drummer Tregan Lippens, and guitarist Calvin Thibault. Though they have written some original songs, Soup primarily performs covers.

[Editor’s note: Wasted Pretty’s Ginger Sky is none other than Marinette campus student and Driftwood Horoscopes Editor Ginger Knauer!] 

—Ginger Knauer

The Driftwood #41: Music Reviews

February 9, 2024

Mood Music

Skiptracing (2016)
by Mild High Club


Skiptracing album coverLooking for a music album that can combat the groggy Wisconsin winter weather? Skiptracing (2016) can do just that. The American dream pop group Mild High Club, created in 2013 by Alexander Brettin, released their second studio album, Skiptracing, in 2016. Based out of Chicago, IL, this Midwestern group is known for their psychedelic sound and trance-like full albums.Skiptracing is a 30-minute album that starts with a light track and creates a relaxing mood so the listener can focus on closing their eyes and imagine soaking in the closest sun rays. The second song, titled “Cary Me Back,” continues the serene scene as if the listener is still mentally sun-bathing and now drifting down a lazy, slow river. The vibrant and meditative tracks rotate throughout the album, creating a full picture in only half an hour. For example, “Tessellation” is a groovy and smooth transition to the next track titled, “Head Out.”

Skiptracing from start to finish can be described as an adventure put into a quick time-lapse of a full day from sunrise to sunset with laid-back, relaxing moments in between. I highly recommend one of the Mild High Club’s most popular songs, “Homage,” which is featured on this album and can be best enjoyed by listening with headphones.

—Kayu Brooks, Music Editor

The Driftwood #41: Anime Picks

February 9, 2024

Trigun

Trigun posterWesterns have always been about tough gunslingers traveling frontiers and stopping villains. The protagonists of the genre are taciturn tough guys without emotion. Our protagonists either have a very famous name or no name, a righteous quest, and the adoration of the community. Christianity often finds its way into the genre, usually as a guide for the protagonist, sometimes a hindrance. Clint Eastwood’s numerous Westerns have become the default for the genre, but shows like The Mandalorian and even the 1954 Japanese movie Seven Samurai put spins on it. With the generic themes of the genre exhausted, there is nothing left to do but innovate, and that’s how we get the underrated anime Trigun.
The manga arrived in 1995 and the anime in 1998. Trigun succeeded in finding a twist on the worn-out Western genre. The protagonist is a mystery: rather than being the bounty hunter, as is custom of the genre, he is the bounty. Vash the Stampede is wanted for numerous massacres and slaughters and has a ridiculously large bounty on his head. Anyone, whether they’re familiar with Western tropes or not, should be picturing a large, burly brute, but this show is about circumventing established norms. The protagonist of this show is a skinny, clean, and handsome young man; and he’s nice. Vash is the nicest person on that horrible desert planet. Right away, we see him as a goofball and a savant, expertly using his environment and skill to incapacitate the villainous bounty hunters after himall with a friendly smileand escape. He doesn’t kill anyone in the whole skirmish.

As the show progresses, much more is revealed about the mysterious protagonist in the red coat. He has a weakness for women and hits on them like a middle school kid who’s not sure what he’s doing. He hauls around a magnificent silver revolver as if it were a part of him. He is a master in both shooting and fighting. But most of all, he is a strict pacifist. He hates death and hurting others and only uses his martial skills to subdue or trick his opponents to avoid bloodshed. He travels the broken planet, bringing much-needed peace along with the trouble that’s always close behind. His actions are saintly, and he should be deified rather than reviled.
There are two Trigun shows: the 1998 original Trigun and the 2023 Trigun Stampede. The original is 26 episodes, and the newer show is still airing. The original series ended a bit abruptly and left many hungry for more, and one quarter-century later, they got it. It stands to reason that one should watch the first show and then, if still interested, watch the new show, which is a re-imagining of the original content, not a sequel or a remake. Both shows are currently available on Hulu. 

—Gage Wilson, Anime Editor 

The Driftwood #41: Bingeable TV

February 9, 2024

You Are What You Eat: A Twin Experiment

You Are What You Eat posterThe four-part docuseries You Are What You Eat: A Twin Experiment was released on Netflix on January 1, 2024. This show is based on the “Standford Twins Nutrition Study” conducted by nutrition scientist Christopher Gardner, PhD. Of the 22 pairs of twins who are taking part in this study, four are featured in this fascinatingly informative show. This eight-week experiment requires each set of siblings to consume drastically different diets: they are randomly given either a vegan or omnivorous (meat- and plant-based) diet. For the first month, they will receive a food delivery, and they are only to consume what is specifically provided. For the last four weeks, they will maintain their designated diet, and they must make and buy their own food. The purpose of this experiment is to study the impact of the two diets for various health categories, including cardiovascular health, metabolic status, etc. During the first episode, many of these topics are further discussed as the doctors weigh the pros and cons of the meat- and dairy-based diet versus the plant-based diet.
Although there are many educational topics covered in this show, don’t let that deter you from witnessing the interesting way the twins react to receiving their diet without the control of personal choice. There are many scenes that feature the twins in their element, such as cooking for family and friends and hearing their opinions and guesses on what will happen during the study based on understanding how each twin feels about their assigned diet. It was entertaining to watch two sets of twins express indifference about which diet they would receive, and the disappointment of the other twins that were wishing for a particular diet. Specifically, the twins John and Jevon both received the opposite of what they were hoping for, and it was comical to watch their reaction. Watch this docuseries on Netflix to see the shocking results of the experiment and how John and Jevon persevere through these changes.

—Kayu Brooks, TV Editor

The Driftwood #41: Movie Recs: Nicolas Cage Films

February 9, 2024

Nicolas Cage Films

Almost everyone loves a good movie night. Getting all snuggled up under a blanket with some popcorn can be one of the best ways to spend a quiet night at home. If you are anything like me, you’re probably going for a double or even triple feature. When watching movies back to back, it can be fun to choose ones that fit into a specific theme, or as I like to do, movies that include a specific actor. For this edition of the Driftwood, we are focusing on the one and only Nicolas Cage. Appearing in more than 110 movies to date, Cage has a large range of selections for viewers to choose from. As an avid fan, here are two movies of his that I think are must-watches.

National Treasure

National Treasure posterIn this movie full of drama and adventure, Cage’s character Ben Gates is a historian and code breaker. He has spent his whole life searching for a treasure that is said to date back to the creation of the United States of America. He teams up with treasure hunter Ian Howe, and together they find a clue that points them toward their next step: stealing the Declaration of Independence. With the knowledge of this new clue, Howe betrays Ben with the hopes that he doesn’t have to share the treasure when he finds it. The two then race to the document and the next clue that will lead them to the find of a lifetime. Who will get to the Declaration first to get the next clue, and will the treasure ever be found? Available on Hulu and Disney+.

Willy’s Wonderland

Willy's posterIf you are a fan of hilariously bad movies, this one’s for you. In this film (which is quite obviously a rip-off of Five Nights at Freddy’s), Nic Cage plays an unnamed man who finds himself with a flat tire in a small town with only one auto shop that can help him out. The mechanic at this shop offers him a deal: he will fix the car for free, but the man must spend the night cleaning an abandoned Chuck E. Cheese-inspired restaurant called Willy’s Wonderland. He accepts this offer and heads over to the restaurant. It doesn’t take long before he realizes the animatronic animals that perform at Willy’s are no ordinary robots; rather, they are vicious killing machines. On this same night, a group of teenagers who know the truth about the nature of Willy’s Wonderland decide to break in and burn the place down, ending the robots once and for all. Together, the man and teenagers fight against the robots and try to survive until the morning. Will they make it out alive, or will Willy the Weasel and his band get them all? (Please note that this film does contain violence.) Available on Hulu, Amazon Prime, the Roku Channel, and Tubi. 

—Payton Rhyner, Movies Editor 

The Driftwood #41: Fun Facts #2

February 9, 2024

Fun Valentine’s Day Facts

  • candy heartsValentine’s Day came from the ancient Roman celebration of Lupercalia that went from February 13 – 15, which is thought to have honored the Roman fertility god Lupercus. Many rituals were performed throughout the festival, such as animal sacrifice and whipping women with strips of goat hide.
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  • Red and white are the chosen colors of Valentine’s Day because they represent the blood sacrifice of the animals (red) and the milk used to cleanse the blood (white), from the festival of Lupercalia.
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  • “Wearing your heart on your sleeve” means something different from the phrase’s original connotation. In the third century, Roman Emperor Claudius II didn’t want his soldiers weakened by romantic relationships, so they would draw a name of a woman at the festival Juno, who would be their partner for the year. Soldiers would then wear the name of the woman on the sleeve of their shirt to show their bond until a new woman was selected at the next festival.
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  • Saint Valentine was beheaded on February 14, 270 A.D for performing marriages in secret. Even though marriage was against the law, he would still marry couples who were in love. After his imprisonment, Claudius told Valentine to renounce his faith or die. Valentine refused to reject Christianity and was sentenced to death by Claudius.
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  • Based on discovered texts, there were three saints named Valentine who died or were executed on February 14th. The one celebrated on Valentine’s Day is St. Valentine of Rome.
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  • An estimated six-million proposals happen annually on Valentine’s Day. Although the reasons that people want to get engaged on such a cliché day seem to vary, millions take the leap each year.
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  • Within the weeks surrounding Valentine’s Day, there is an almost 40% increase in divorces. Many couples tend to wait until after the holidays to investigate what is needed for filing or to actually file for divorce because they don’t want to disappoint families. Some couples also seem to look at Valentine’s Day as a last chance to save their marriage.
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  • Almost half of Americans (48%) feel that Valentine’s Day is an overrated holiday. Married couples and singles make up the majority of the group that feels this way.
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  • Singles Awareness Day is celebrated on February 15th to rejoice in the love you have for yourself, your family, and your friends. The origins trace back to high-school student Dustin Barnes and a group of friends who in 2001 celebrated being single and their friendship, with discounted Valentine’s candy the day after the holiday. They called it Singles Awareness Day to ironically take advangage of the acronym SAD, which single people on Valentine’s Day were thought to be. Dustin carried on the tradition at college, even getting the copyright in 2005, and his made-up holiday has continued to grow.
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  • On average one out of four Americans buy presents for their pets on Valentine’s Day. 27% of people buying Valentine gifts included their pet in the list of recipients. This increase is said to be linked to Valentine’s Day becoming less about couple love and more about celebrating all the love in your life.
Tiffany Jablonowski
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Driftwood #41: February Horoscopes

February 9, 2024

February Horoscopes

Aries (March 21 – April 19)
Forget Valentine’s Day—keep in mind the 22nd. On this day, Venus and Mars, the planets of love, will align for the first time since March 2022. It’ll be a great time to renew and focus on your closest relationships, platonic or romantic.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)
Venus and Mars align on the 22nd, an aspect that both ignites passion and stirs drama, and can lead to breakthroughs and breakdowns in your closest relationships. This change allows you to view your romantic life in a new light. How will you move forward?

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)
February is more about improving yourself than it is about developing relationships. The full moon in Virgo on the 24th emphasizes how much you’ve grown in your love and private life and how comfortable you are in your skin.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)
You’ll spend a lot of this month thinking about love, but think more of the power dynamics in your relationships.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)
Think about what you need and want from a relationship and communicate. The new moon on February 9th will be a perfect opportunity to set intentions.

Virgo (August 23 – September 23)
While it’s simple to get carried away with fantasies this time of year, in 2024 your top priorities are making the right choices for you and your romantic life. Sometimes the most boring, or reliable, option is the best option.

Libra (September 23 – October 21)
The new moon in Aquarius on the 9th allows you to observe certain people with fresh eyes. Then, on the 22nd, the time will be right to confess to your crush and see where things go. There’s no better time than the present to pursue your person.

Scorpio (October 22 – November 20)
On the 22nd, love planets Venus and Mars will align for the first time since March 2022, providing an opportunity to reset your romantic life. You could get swept away by memories and find yourself reaching into the past for solace and comfort, so be cautious. DON’T TEXT YOUR EX!

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)
If you meet a potential partner this month, be careful not to become obsessed with someone you don’t know.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)
Venus and Mars, the planets of love, spend the first part of the month in your sign, giving you the desire and motivation to pursue love!

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)
This month, you’re receiving a lot of love and admiration from everyone!

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)
On February 24, the full moon acts as a relationship check-in. If problems emerge, try to be realistic and practical rather than allowing your emotions to get the better of you. It will be easier to tell your truth as you take on your responsibilities on February 28, thanks to the clarifying Mercury and Saturn in your sign.

Ginger Knauer, Horoscopes Editor

Driftwood#41: Poetry Prompt

February 9, 2024

Write an Ae Freislighe Poem

For this issue, I’ll be writing an ae freislighe poem and giving you information on how to write this complex form. Ae freislighe poems are an Irish form, and the name translates to “lying down poem.” The rules for this form are:

1. Quatrain stanzas (4-line stanzas)
2. 7 syllables per line
3. The last words of the first and third lines of each stanza are triple rhymes, meaning the last three syllables rhyme together (xxa). (The Xs are syllables and the As and Bs denote a particular rhyming sound.)
4. The second and fourth lines of each stanza rhyme together as double rhymes. So the last two syllables rhyme (xb).

5. The poem uses a device called dunadh. This is when the final syllable, word(s), or line of the entire poem (not each stanza) must contain the same syllable, word(s), or line as the beginning of the poem.
When this form is diagrammed, it looks like this: (Note that all stanzas need to use the same rhymes.)
1. x x x x (xxa) 
2. x x x x x (xb)
3. x x x x (xxa)
4. x x x x x (xb)
“To All the Things I Didn’t Do”
By: Alkimie Andrews

I have imagination
I am just not attempting
I have no inclination
So nothing is too tempting

I lack the motivation
That is needed to create
I have the innovation
I just can’t substantiate

Not too much deviation
in the quite conventional
I need initiation
I need the intentional

There is some indication
Of my major undoing
I have no dedication
And that is my wrongdoing

The predetermination
I have no destination
A huge abomination
With no imagination
 —Alkimie Andrews, Poetry Editor

Driftwood #41: Fun Facts

February 9, 2024

Fun Linguistic Fact

Old Irish is the only language with a space between words that is not a blank. In the written form of Old Irish, spaces are also a line. 
The name of the written script is Ogham (the current spelling) or Ogam (the Old Irish spelling). Our oldest Ogam writings are from the 4th century on large stones that were likely grave headers. This script was in use until the 7th century. The Ogam alphabet looks like this (see graphic at right).

Alkimie Andrews, Fun Facts Editor
Image: Wikimedia Commons, licensed under Creative Commons CC BY-SA 4.0.

 

Driftwood #41: Wandering Wikipedia

February 9, 2024

Useless knowledge we dug up this week.

10 Things I Hate About Life

You know beloved teen romcom classic 10 Things I Hate About You? You ever wish it had a sequel? No? Then you aren’t director Gil Junger. 10 Things I Hate About Life was intended to be a spiritual sequel to Junger’s aforementioned directorial debut. It’s a love story about a man and a woman who meet while attempting suicide, get to know each other, and find their reasons for living as they do. If you’re anything like me, you’re thinking, “This seems like an iffy idea for a romcom.” This project never saw the light of day, so we’ll never truly know, but you can still watch the preview made to lure investors on YouTube.This preview wasn’t too effective on the investors in question, it seems. The project was canned after lead actress Evan Rachel Wood stopped showing up to work, claiming that she had still not been paid the $300k she had been promised by producers. Producers responded by suing her for $30 million. As of 2021, this lawsuit has still not been resolved.

Kana Coonce, Wandering Wikipedia Editor