Love them or hate them, we’ve all most likely encountered a cat at some point throughout our lives. But have you ever looked at a cat and wondered, “What if my sweet little Daisy were a part of a warrior clan in the wilderness?” If your answer is yes, then Erin Hunter’s Warriors series may be for you! Spanning nearly 45 novels, 21 novellas, 14 double-length super editions, and 15 manga volumes, Warriors is a tale about bravery, loyalty, and survival.
The first story arc, which consists of the first six novels, begins in Into the Wild. We follow Rusty, a kittypet — cat slang for a house cat — as he becomes bored with his indoor life, eventually choosing to embark on a quest into the wilderness. As Rusty soon discovers, there is more to be found beyond the boundaries of his old home than expected. This discovery comes in the form of a society of wild cats, divided into four rival clans who each inhabit their own territory: ThunderClan, WindClan, RiverClan, and ShadowClan.
It doesn’t take long for Rusty to become a member of ThunderClan, known for their bravery and ferocity in combat. Can Rusty, now renamed to Firepaw, along with his trusty friends Graystripe and Sandstorm, protect ThunderClan from their enemies? You’ll just have to read to find out! Warriors can be found on Amazon in physical and digital format, and can also likely be checked out at most libraries as well.
While I haven’t read Warriors since middle school, it is still a series that I hold close to my heart. Following the passing of my family’s cat when I was little, my parents had initially decided that we would never adopt another cat again. That all changed when I read Warriors. I became so obsessed with cats that I pleaded with my parents to let me adopt one. And while it took a few years for my begging to pay off, I can happily report that it worked. So every time I look at my Simba and Nala, I am always reminded of Warriors, and how I likely wouldn’t be snuggling with them if it weren’t for those amazing books.
QUIZ: April Fools’ Edition! What Type of Clown are You?
Photo by Ghagen / Pixabay.
Happy April Fools’, everybody! In the spirit of the holiday, this week’s quiz needed to be something silly. The issue there is that these quizzes are always silly — this one needed something more to up the joke factor. So, why not focus on some iconic jokesters? Apologies in advance to my friends out there with a fear of clowns, but this time around, you’ll find out what type of clown vibes you’re exuding! From rodeo clowns to killer clowns, there’s a surprising number of variations of these guys — which are you? Answer the questions below and tally up your score to find out! (Don’t worry, I’m not pulling your leg. There really are results at the end of this quiz —pinky swear!)
1. What’s your zodiac sign?
a.) Water — Pisces, Cancer, Scorpio (+0)
b.) Earth — Taurus, Virgo, Capricorn (+1)
c.) Air — Libra, Aquarius, Gemini (+2)
d.) Fire — Aries, Leo, Sagittarius (+3)
2. How many pets do you have?
a.) Zero (+0)
b.) One (+1)
c.) Two (+2)
d.) Three or more (+3)
3. What do you want for breakfast?
a.) Waffles (+0)
b.) Eggs and bacon (+1)
c.) Breakfast sandwich (+2)
d.) Pancakes (+3)
4. What social media app do you use the most?
a.) TikTok (+0)
b.) Instagram (+1)
c.) Facebook (+2)
d.) Other/None (+3)
5. What are your opinions on the herb cilantro?
a.) It tastes delicious (+0)
b.) It tastes like soap (+1)
c.) It doesn’t taste like soap, but I dislike it anyway (+2)
d.) I’ve never tried it (+3)
6. Which starter Pokémon do you choose?
a.) Bulbasaur (+0)
b.) Squirtle (+1)
c.) Charmander (+2)
d.) What’s a Pokémon? (+3)
7. What kind of phone do you have?
a.) Samsung (+0)
b.) Apple (+1)
c.) Google (+2)
d.) Other/None (+3)
8. What’s your typical pajama combo?
a.) Shirt + pants (+0)
b.) Shirt + no pants (+1)
c.) No shirt + pants (+2)
d.) No shirt + no pants (+3)
9. Which dessert are you ordering?
a.) Ice cream sundae (+0)
b.) Pie (+1)
c.) Cheesecake (+2)
d.) Chocolate cake (+3)
10. Pick a famous clown!
a.) The Joker (+0)
b.) Krusty the Clown (+1)
c.) Pennywise (+2)
d.) Ronald McDonald (+3)
Add up your points. Your total decides your results!
0-6: The Rodeo Clown
You’re the kind of clown that takes multitasking to the extreme. Somehow, you can pull off entertaining an audience while simultaneously protecting bull riders from getting injured after being bucked off. How do you pull off both of those things at once? You distract the bull, of course — in all your brightly colored and noisy glory! I seriously commend you for your bravery. You have to put up with a lot of B.S. out there … get it?
7-12: The Circus Clown
Ah, the classic clown — truly iconic. You’re pretty much the blueprint of the lovable, quirky klutz trope. Like all clowns, you may be the stuff of some people’s nightmares, but all in all, you’re just a silly character looking to get some laughs. Not to mention the dedication to eco-friendly transportation is admirable — how do you fit so many people in one carpool?
13-18: The Mime
There isn’t much to say about the mime — haha, get it? You move in silence, being one of the most entertaining clown types with just your expert body movement. The ability to tell a story with just one person and zero words makes you truly a master of performing. You also have quite the eye for color schemes with that classic black and white outfit. I must ask, though: will you ever get out of that box? I’m starting to get worried.
19-25: The Killer Clown
Arguably the most beloved clown of cinema, you can strike fear into even those withoutcoulrophobia. This category in itself is quite the umbrella, whether you’re more like The Joker from Batman, Pennywise from IT, or Art from Terrifier is up to you. Are you a spooky, smiling, silent stalker, or does your maniacal laugh send chills down the spines of people walking alone at night? One thing is for sure, this buffoon is out for blood!
26-30: The Jester
It’s the closest a clown can get to royalty. You live in the castle with the elites, entertaining at lavish parties and receiving thunderous applause. You also have the special privilege and protection under the law, being able to talk freely and make fun of people without punishment. While you may be living the luxury life, it does come at a cost. If your quips fail to make the king laugh, it’s off with your head!
Book Travel: The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe
During World War II, in the English countryside, in the house of Kirke, through the spare room’s wardrobe, you’ll find the gateway — entrance to a fantastical, wintery, glistening, snowy-white town called Narnia! Only here will you find mythical creatures living in a season of everlasting winter. When you visit, you will rub elbows with the likes of centaurs and fauns, giant dwarves, witches, lions, beavers, and other talking animals!
Grab your winter coat and head towards the lamppost, the first place you must visit when you arrive in Narnia! Of course, you must know, you might cross paths with Mr. Tumnus here. Use caution as he comes across as a kind faun with what hasa been described as a strange but pleasant face; however, he has been seen palling around with the White Witch, Jadis.
Your next Narnian stop should be to see Mr. Beaver, a most amazing builder of the dams! Mr. and Mrs. Beaver enjoy hosting guests, likely offering up tea and biscuits before giving you a firsthand tour of the dams.
Another interesting place to visit is the Wild Lands of the North. Even though this is where Jadis lives, you should be safe, provided you don’t eat the Turkish Delight! Surrounded by rivers and seas, mountains, high hills, arctic tundra, and a moat, you can take a tour of the castle, House of Harfang, guided by a giant, or, if you prefer, a self-guided tour.
The last stop on our must-see places of Narnia tour must be Aslan’s Country. Aslan (the Turkish word for “lion”) himself will take you on a safari through the country. He will show you the evergreen trees surrounded by kind and curious creatures. He will run with you across the rolling emerald hills or lay with you on a blanket of flowers in a field of lush, thick grass. Together, you can look up into the vibrant blue sky and stare into fluffy white clouds until they transform into the shapes of animals. If you are lucky, he will take you to meet his father, Emperor-Beyond-The-Sea.
Narnia is sure to be a magical addition to your vacation bucket list, with countless places to explore. Your trip to Narnia will be so unbelievable that you’ll need proof you were there!
The Quill’s Flame: Celebrating March, a Month of Recognition and Reflection
This week’s reflection is inspired by this quote from Demetri Martin:
“I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that’s 40,000 pieces. And when you finish it, it says ‘go outside.’”
Spring is the season for warmer weather and outdoor activities. It is the season for fresh and new beginnings. Combining physical and mental wellness with environmental and social factors is pivotal for refreshing, recharging, and waving away the humdrum of the winter blues.
Plus, beauty and wellness are essential aspects of our well-being. We all deserve moments to refresh and revamp ourselves, allowing us to uplift our mood and enhance how we feel inside and out. Embracing this process can significantly boost confidence and encourage a positive outlook. Remember, taking care of yourself is not just a luxury; it’s a vital step towards feeling your best.
SPRING!
Refresh yourself and your space
Let the fresh air in: open the windows, breathe!
Change it up:clean and dust and add something new; look with fresh perspectives; give yourself space to burst with springtime flair.
Get outdoors:
Go for a walk or bike ride in Green Bay’s local nature trails.
For the romantics among us who like to read reviews before we shop….
Fictional Fiancé: Shrek
He’s big. He’s green. No, he’s not the Hulk, but he is the hunk! Say hello to the ogre who will make all your romance wishes come true! On this lovely first day of April, how will the legendary Shrek score on the dateability rankings? Keep reading to see!
Complexity: ★★★★★
Shrek is one complex and deep character. As he says, “Ogresare like onions… We both have layers.”
Looks: ★★★★★
He has a smile that could light up a room, big brown eyes, and the shiniest forehead. What’s not to love?
Romance: ★★★★★
Do you believe in true love? Well if you don’t, Shrek will surely change that!
Home Ownership: ★★★★★
Shrek owns a beautiful home surrounded by abundant nature. Every time you wake up, you’ll look out the window and see the most wonderful swamp you have ever laid your eyes on.
Heroism: ★★★★★
Shrek is an extraordinary hero who has accomplished amazing feats, as seen in all the Shrekmovies. If a princess needs saving, Shrek is the guy for the job.
Availability: ☆☆☆☆☆
Oh, he’s married? With kids?! … That’s unfortunate.
Oh, my! It looks like Shrek sent our dateability scores through the roof! He really is the perfect man! It’s too bad Fiona has robbed us of the chance to date him!
When thinking of some of the greatest films of all time, there’s no doubt that Birdemic: Shock and Terror (2010) comes to mind. Even if you haven’t seen the film, it’s likely you’ve seen countless movies that have taken inspiration from it. The film expertly combines romance and horror, taking you on a whiplash adventure of some of the best acting, special effects, sound design, and writing that cinema has ever seen.
The film opens with the blossoming of a relationship between the main characters Rod (Alan Bagh) and Nathalie (Whitney Moore). Between the line delivery and the camerawork, the exposition feels so personal, getting you deeply invested in their romance. As Rod and Nathalie grow closer, so does the danger. The pair wake up to find their city being attacked by horrific birds that have mutated to the point where they explode and spew acid. Things look grim for these two lovebirds — you’ll have to watch yourself to see how they survive.
Something that makes Birdemic such a stand-out film is the dedication to atmosphere. As the whirlwind romance ensues, the tension slowly builds. The birds don’t even show up until over halfway through the 90-minute movie. They aren’t even hinted at. The audience is left only with the knowledge of the title to tell them there is an impending birdemic. This brilliant exposition choice creates a “shock and terror” like no other when the birds finally appear within the blink of an eye. I’m not kidding when I tell you I leapt out of my seat. The special effects are top-notch —quite possibly the best I’ve seen for the time. Even though Birdemic was made over a decade ago, it’s impressive how much the effects hold up today — you could convince me this was a 2025 production with some of these remarkable CGI feats. I assure you, no real birds were harmed in the making of this film, but the hyper-realistic effects are rather harrowing.
Birdemic is more than an awe-inspiring sight to behold; it’s also a think piece. The battle between humans and birds creates an impressive allegory for war and peace, leaving us viewers pondering the nature of warfare for weeks to come. It would take me pages to explain to you everything that makes Birdemic: Shock and Terror such a masterpiece, but you should just go watch it. Seriously. You’ll never be the same after you do.
Available for free on Amazon Prime Video, Peacock, Pluto TV, Tubi, Fandango at Home, and Redbox.
Throughout the first years of my elementary school life, the only thing that would get me to finally stay seated for breakfast before school was an incredible animated Badger named Frances.Frances (2008) is a short-lived TV adaptation of the children’s book series by Russell Hoban. Recently, I was lucky enough to stumble across one of the books in an antique store, which is what reminded me of all the lessons, and nostalgic animation, that this show provides young minds. It is genuinely one of the greatest children’s shows — in my opinion — that demonstrates children’s emotions and how to navigate them at such a young age.
Two of my favorite episodes that provide examples of this are Bread and Jam for Frances and A Cupcake for Frances, both of which I strongly believe took part in shaping me into the person I am today. As one of those kids who was a picky eater throughout my childhood — and still now, honestly — the Bread and Jam for Frances episode was always so memorable, not only for myself but also for my parents, who were forced to listen to it every morning. In the episode, Frances refuses to eat any food that isn’t, of course, bread and jam, up until the end when she decides maybe it’d be nice to try other foods once in a while. This episode not only was impactful through finding a balance of being able to enjoy your favorite foods but also showing how trying new things can be good, through the perspective mainly through young Frances, while also revealing how her parents navigated this change. Plus, it has one of the best songs from the show!
As for A Cupcake for Frances, this one was memorable to me because of how good the cupcakes looked, but its real message revolved around honesty and integrity. Frances’ mom makes cupcakes for all the kids to get one after the recital. Frances, wanting two, takes one of the other kids cupcakes and eats it, later lying to her parents about what happened to it. We watch as Frances’ guilt affects her and how she reflects on the fact she doesn’t feel good for eating her friend’s cupcake and lying about it. Through this thought process, she finds the solution to give her cupcake to her friend and apologize for eating his, as well as apologize to her parents for lying. Once again, it’s another great demonstration of emotions and actions kids go through.
While my only copy of the show on DVD is scratched to sh-t, skipping at least two out of the six episodes, I’m luckily still able to watch it on YouTube when I’m feeling nostalgic for simpler times (shout out to the YouTube account who sacrificed monetization; I love you). I will say, though, upon rewatch, it brought up the reminder of a nightmare this show gave me, so watch at your own risk, if you’re feeling crazy.
Have you ever thought to yourself. “I really wish I could watch an anime about an ancient Chinese tactician managing a Japanese Idol”? No? Well, you’ll wish you did. The plot of Ya Boy Kongming! is simple: Zhuge Kongming wishes to be reincarnated into a more peaceful era and gets exactly what he wanted! He’s made young once more and is transported to modern day Tokyo, where he meets a Japanese pop Idol and begins helping her grow in popularity.
This show’s main idea is that Kongming still remembers his previous life in ancient Chinaand uses the same tactics that won him countless wars on the battlefield —but now on the club floor! One such strategy he uses is the “stone sentinel maze” maneuver, where he utilizes smoke, flickering lights, and evenly spaced surroundings to disorient club-goers, making it almost impossible to leave the venue while the pop idol he manages, Eiko, is singing.
This absurdity makes the show a hilarious watch, while also learning about genuine battle tactics through venue management! On top of this premise, the idea of seeing an ancient Chinese tactician live in, adapt to, and thrive in modern-day Japan is really entertaining! There are other anime with similar plots, but Ya Boy Kongming! has a very wholesome premiseand masterful execution.
If you’re looking for a funny, short, and sweet anime to pass the time, this is a must-watch! Every episode can be consumed on its own, with no need to binge to understand the overall storyline or plot progression. This isn’t a deep, high-concept show but simply one you can put on and enjoy from start to finish every time!
Alfred Matthew, better known as “Weird Al” Yankovic, is one of the world’s best-known parody artists. He has been making silly, joke versions of popular songs since the late ’70s, when his first single, “My Bologna” — a parody of the Knack’s “My Sharona” — was released. Two years after his initial release, he was able to find his spot on the music charts with a parody of the Queen song “Another One Bites the Dust,” which was titled “Another One Rides the Bus.” He has spent the last four-and-a-half decades spoofing our favorite artists and using his unique humor to bring a little more wonderfully dumb goofiness to the world. In 2022, he was also a writer for and subject of Weird: The Al Yankovic Story, which is a satirical biopic on the life of the silly songwriter.
I would recommend giving all of Weird Al’s songs a listen and seeing what you like best. There is no rhyme or reason to any of them, so it is not a bad idea to find a playlist of his work and hit shuffle. It is bound to give you a little giggle. Some of my personal favorites include “Fat,” a parody of “Bad” by Michael Jackson; “Perform This Way,” which parodies “Born This Way” by Lady Gaga; and “Like a Surgeon,” a parody of Madonna’s “Like a Virgin.” There are so many more, but for the sake of the word count, I will refrain from rambling. If you are in a silly, goofy mood and want some music to match your vibe, Weird Al and his beautifully stupid parodies are a good way to go. Happy listening!
Fan of unconventional gameplay? Who’s Your Daddy is a twisted, darkly humorous multiplayer simulator that focuses on the father-and-baby dynamic. This game lets you experience the chaos from two sides: the well-intentioned but hapless dad trying to keep your little one safe, or the mischievous baby, determined to explore every hazard in sight.
While playing as the father, you try to prevent your infant son from his demise. The entire house is filled with hazards that could end a baby’s life, such as power outlets, swimming pools, and chemicals. There can only be one dad, so all other players are chaotic babies. It’s so fun when you have one friend in the kitchen as a baby, locking themselves in the oven, while the other is playing with a nail gun! The dad has certain gadgets to prevent the baby from a dismal end, but it doesn’t always work out.
As one of the babies, your job is to try to die without your pesky father stopping you. Babies also have ways to try to stop dad, but they are not always effective. My recommendation? Run him over with the lawnmower. Babies for the win!
Who’s Your Daddy can be played with up to seven people, and I can confirm that I’ve been in tears laughing from it before. I’ve even received a noise complaint from an RA once for laughing too loud. It’s less about dramatic narratives here — and more about chaos.