The Driftwood #24: Poetry Corner

March 10, 2022

The Beast

As me and my own blood were bornTo wait the Beast’s return,We happy few with no oath swornDo ponder when to learnDo we forgive the sinners’ past –Relieve them of their pain?All those who lived in glory vast?All those who died in vain?Those husks of flesh with eyes alike,Perspectives ever bent,Like us did face His coming pikeTo be ripped of consentOur thoughts at pause by darkened skyBy brewing storm of hasteAlas, I’ll stand before Him highAnd for my son encased

—Jake Puestow, Poetry Editor

The Driftwood #24: Travel Tales

March 10, 2022

Bizarre Travel Stories

In this section, Driftwood writers share the most bizarre and unusual incidents that they have encountered on vacation.People Following Me?In 2015, my family and I, along with some of my aunts, uncles, and cousins, took a cruise ship vacation. On the second day of the vessel’s voyage, I decided to explore the ship. With a deck-plan map in my hand, I made my way out of my stateroom, anxious to uncover what the cruise liner had to offer. The hallways were vast, and I had the intention of “getting lost” in the ship. Happily strolling about, I suddenly noticed a small group of people behind me. They walked with boldness and speed, and they were looking directly at me, pointing and laughing. They were speaking Spanish, or perhaps Portuguese, so I did not have a clue about what they were saying. After wandering through the ship for a while, I met a dead end, and I found that they were still following me. These intrusive strangers must have come to the belief that I was stupidly lost, so they began laughing and making even more gestures, still talking in a language foriegn to me. The corridors mostly led to cabins and staterooms, so at first I thought they were just going to their rooms, but I was wrong. In frustration, I turned around, passing by them in the opposite direction. They began laughing again, looking me dead in the face, so I decided to make an escape to where there were restaurants and large crowds of people. They stopped harassing me then. At last it was over. What an uncomfortable experience!

—Conner Tuthill, Travel Editor

Elevator BluesThis story isn’t necessarily “bizarre,” but it is definitely a tale of two cultures coming together. Several years ago, I was traveling to Italy with a choir from Wisconsin. On our first morning in Florence, a group of us were waiting for the elevator, when we heard a large clank. The doors opened a scant few inches, and we peered through the gap to see an Italian man looking back at us, wide-eyed. The elevator hadn’t quite made it fully up to our floor, either, so he was about eye-level with our waists.Our choir director swooped over, arms wide, and herded us toward the stairwell, telling the man in English that we would notify the hotel staff. I quickly surmised that he spoke about as much English as we spoke Italian, since as our group thinned out, he started to wailand I mean, wail. The poor guy was terrified, and rightfully so! I ducked under the director’s arm and went back and sat down on the floor with him. Remembering that my mother had told me Spanish was close enough to Italian that she could understand it, I started talking to him in Spanish. I introduced myself and told him the elevator wouldn’t fall, that it was just stuck, and my group had gone to get help. He calmed down and remained tearfully silent, so I kept up the barrage of Spanish and phrasebook Italian, telling him where we were from and about our choir, how Florence was my favorite place we’d visited so far, and how much I hated singing “Come Again Sweet Love.” He didn’t say much back, but he nodded encouragingly and gave me his full attentionall the better to distract him from his predicament.Several minutes later, we heard another clank, and the elevator rose. The doors whooshed open, freeing my new friend. When I’d last visited them, my Honduran family had gently made fun of me for my initial American reserve compared to their more demonstrative culture, and since I’d noticed similiarities between them and the Italians I’d met thus far, I fully expected a hug and a smile. However, this lovely man was so grateful I’d stayed with him, he scooped me up, swung me around in a circle, delivered the European double-cheek kiss con gusto, and repeated “grazie” more times than I can count. I didn’t mind being moved around by this stranger in the slightestI could tell it came from a genuine rush of emotion. Soon thereafter, he went about his day, obviously glad to have survived the Elevator of Doom, and I went about mine. But he remains my most vivid memory of Florence, and it always makes me smile.

—Tracy Fernandez Rysavy, Driftwood advisor

The Driftwood #24: Real Talk #1

March 10, 2022

Celebrity Q&A: Ryan Reynolds

Ryan ReynoldsRyan Renolds is known to most as the voice (and face) behind the Marvel superhero Deadpool. An actor who made his box office debut in 2004, in Blade Trinity, Reynolds voiced the Nintendo character Pikachu in the film Detective Pikachu. He has also been in plenty of other comedy and action films. Deadpool, to this day, remains one of his most-loved roles with how he fit it so snugly.Q: How is Deadpool different from other characters you had done before?A: I don’t know, they are always different. It’s a very broad question. I honestly do not know; Deadpool is different from any other role that I have ever played.

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Q: Did you take the Deadpool suit home?A: Of course, during the last day of shooting, I just packed the thing up and I said, “If someone needs the suit they can fucking try and get it.”

—Desde Hollywood H

Q: What was it like inside the costume?A: Picture strapping your entire body into a tight red body condom. That’s what it is.

—Desde Hollywood H

Q: Your career seemed to really come alive when you carved out a path of less traditional leading men.A: Some of the stuff that I’ve done in the past that you would categorize as maybe didn’t work were moments where I was stepping into the role of the archetypal leading-man role. It’s just not something I’ve ever been really that great at, to be totally blunt.

Q: When Disney acquired 20th Century Fox, the culture clash was often represented by drawings of Mickey Mouse and Deadpool together. Do you have any concerns that future Deadpool films will be toned down under Disney?A: I don’t, no. I don’t have any reason to be concerned based on everything I’ve heard Disney say publicly and privately.

—ABC News—Will Kosmal, Celebrity Q&A Editor

The Driftwood #24: Real Talk #2

March 10,  2022

Humanizing Our Professors: Roshelle Amundson

English/Writing Foundations Department, Marinette Campus

A little-known secret around campus is that our professors were once students. Nervous, confused, and probably as hungry as we all are while sitting through lectures, here are their first experiences as professors and what tips they have to offer for students taking their courses.

Roshelle AmundsonBelieve it or not, Professor Roshelle Amundson taught in multiple settings for about ten years, in addition to her teaching practicum, before becoming a college instructor. However, no amount of preparation calmed her nerves. She recalled feeling like an “imposter,” imperfect and afraid of losing credibility with her students for simple mistakes—a common feeling for new teachers. It wouldn’t be until she learned to be transparent and honest with her students about being imperfect that she began to truly feel she was in the right place. In fact, students were able to appreciate her more and open up about their own struggles when she did this, creating safe and encouraging environments for learning.

A helpful tip she mentioned for students is, “Don’t pay any attention to RateMyInstructor!” While it might sound silly, it’s great advice for any course. Don’t come to class with pre-determined expectations of how your instructors will perform. Make the judgement for yourself because sites like this one are often biased either to believe the instructor is really good or really bad at their job, and you’ll come to class with a faulty perspective of who they are. Understand that instructors are not out to “eat your face” because they seem a little intense. The truth is that those who have made it this far in life have a deep desire to help others understand what they’re passionate about—they want you to succeed! However, if you do ever find yourself struggling, don’t be afraid to advocate for yourself. Voice your concerns because if you don’t speak up, they won’t know how they can do better. It’s your learning experience. Make it the best it can be.

Grace Kraniak, Profiles Editor

The Driftwood #23: February 25, 2022

News, Events, and Happenings on the Marinette Campus

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The Driftwood is our student-centered e-newsletter for the Marinette campus. We’ll bring you tips for navigating life as a masked-and-distanced or online student, as well as suggestions for entertaining yourself while you’re social distancing.

  • Campus News 1
  • Campus News 2
  • Campus Services: Career Services
  • Movie Recs: The Trilogy Edition
  • World Films: The Middle East
  • Recommended Reads
  • Podcast Picks
  • Gamer’s Corner
  • The Trash Vortex: ’80s Movies
  • Local Favorites: Last-Minute Winter Activities
  • Self-Care Corner: Spring Cleaning for the Mind
  • Recipe Roundup: Bachelor’s Banquet
  • Storytellers #1
  • Storytellers #2
  • Storytellers #3
  • Storytellers #4
  • Storytellers #5
  • Poetry Corner
  • Travel Tales: Trash Travels
  • Real Talk #1: Celebrity Q&A
  • Real Talk #2: Humanizing Our Professors

The Driftwood is published by the UWGB Practicum in Literary Publishing class.

Book Recs Editor: Grace KraniakCelebrity Q&A Editor: Will KosmalDiversity Editor: Shannon RibichFlash Fiction Editor: Serenity BlockGaming Editor: Will KosmalLocal Favorites Editor: Sydney HansenMovie Reviews Editor: Shannon RibichPodcast Reviews Editor: Serenity BlockRecipe Roundup Editor: Jake PuestowSelf-Care Editor: Grace KraniakSerial Fiction/Poetry Editor: Jake PuestowSuccess and Travel Stories Editor: Conner TuthillTrash Vortex Editor: Shannon RibichWorld Films Editor: Jake Puestow

Interested in being on the Driftwood staff? Enroll in ENG 224: Practicum in Literary Publishing for the spring 2022 term.

Questions or News Items? Contact The Driftwoods advisor, Tracy Fernandez Rysavy.

The Driftwood #23: Campus News

February 25, 2022

Submit Your Work for a Student Art Exhibition

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Art professor Lydia Dildilian invites all UWGB student artists to submit their work for a student exhibition in the Marinette campus Fine Art Gallery. The exhibition is juried, meaning your work will be selected by a panel through a competitive process. (In other words, it will be a great element for your resume and portfolio!) If your art earns a spot in the exhibition, it will be on display in the theater-building gallery from March 26th through May 6th. Media for prospective pieces include the following: painting, sculpture, ceramics, photography, illustration, video art, installation, digital art, and mixed media. The submission deadline is March 10th, and notifications will be sent by email on March 14th. To apply, fill out this application form. The form link also contains additional information about the competition and exhibit.

Register Now for Summer Classes

Summer 2022 registration is now open! Online classes are available in 4-week, 6-week, 8-week, and 10-week sessions. Financial Aid may be available for those who have completed the 2022-23 FAFSA and then complete the Summer Financial Aid application. Make an appointment with your Advisor through the Navigate app if you’d like assistance choosing summer courses.

The Driftwood #23: Campus Services

February 25, 2022

Career Services

mock interviewDid you know that as a UW-Green Bay student, you can take advantage of the services offered by Career Services on the main campus? This office’s mission is to help students choose a major and a potential career. If you’ve been wondering where to direct your energies while at UWGB, or how to navigate a job or internship search, consider setting up an appointment with one of the career counselorsIn addition, Career Services offers online resources and regular workshops both on Zoom and in person on the Green Bay campus to help you with future job and internship hunts. The center holds sessions each month on topics like creating a resume, how to ace a job interview, the basics of applying to graduate school, and more. If you can get to the Green Bay campus on Tuesday and Wednesday, March 1 and 2, from 9:30 a.m. – 1:00 p.m, you’ll be able to attend the UW-Green Bay Job and Internship Fair, where you’ll meet many prospective employers offering post-graduation jobs, summer jobs, and internships. Finally, consider taking advantage of Mock Interview Day on April 13 and 14, a virtual event where a variety of professionals have agreed to conduct 20-minute mock interviews to help UWGB students polish their interviewing skills.  You must have a resume in Handshake, Career Services’s online job listing site. Openings are on a first-come, first-served basis, and sign-up will open Monday, March 14th. Visit the Career Services Mock Interview Day web page for more information.

The Driftwood #23: Movie Recs

February 25, 2022

The Trilogy Edition

When one good movie is not enough, try three! These are the official trilogy picks from our Driftwood staff that’ll leave you at the edge of your seat.The Dark Knight Trilogy

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The Dark Knight trilogy, directed by Christopher Nolan, is probably the best Batman story told through film. It’s a bold statement to make, but let me explain why you need to watch or rewatch this saga right now. Throughout all three movies, we witness Bruce Wayne become Batman, living the double life of spoiled rich kid and mysterious, crime-fighting hero of Gotham. Of course, this is not before we share in the grief of Bruce’s tragic childhood story. This history is important because without it, Batman’s entire reason for being would not exist. It’s an iconic and well-known story. Batman Begins follows Bruce Wayne as he travels to the Far East where he encounters the secretive League of Shadows. He is trained in martial arts by the League, but soon finds out their plans are a bit sinister. Bruce does not fall off to the dark side, instead choosing to return to his home city to fight crime. If only it were this simple. The rest of the movie explores Batman’s new identity as he fights the first villain of the trilogy. The Dark Knight, arguably the best film of the three, features a darker villain and a darker storyline. When Batman fails to understand the Joker, this wreaks havoc in Gotham. Batman then faces a very narrow road between heroism and vigilantism.In the final installment, The Dark Knight Rises, Batman is offered redemption. Gotham needs him once more, and Bruce is a man who deep down believes in the greater good.What this trilogy gets right is the precise balance between a multi-faceted narrative and great action scenes. Christopher Nolan’s Batman is dark, provoking, and a thrilling ride from beginning to end. The grey winter sky outside is a perfect excuse to give The Dark Knight a shot. It’s an impeccable match with its gothic vibes. Find the complete trilogy on HBO Max. 

—Shannon Ribich, Movies Editor
Star Wars: Episodes IV, V, and VIstar wars trilogy posterIf you’ve ever taken a creative writing class with me, you know that all roads lead back to Star Wars. Not the prequels, which I largely ignore, nor the sequels, which I pretend do not exist, but the original trilogy released starting in 1977. I’m old enough to have seen Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope in a theater on its original release. (Everyone pause now to consider why Professor Rysavy hasn’t sponatenously crumbled into a pile of dust yet.) Of course, I was barely out of kindergarten, but the opening crawl, the triumphant first notes of John Williams’ stirring score, and the incredible space battle that followed remain one of my earliest childhood memories. The original film holds up to multiple watchings even todaymainly because it’s a good, old-fashioned Hero’s Journey featuring Luke Skywalker, who lives with his aunt and uncle on the desert planet of Tatooine and yearns for adventure. When a new droid (sentient robot) named R2D2 accidentally releases a holographic message of a beautiful princess pleading, “Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You’re my only hope,” it’s the call to an adventure that will take him across the galaxy; onto a deadly, planet-destroying space station called the Death Star; and firmly into the heart of a small but mighty Rebellion against the evil Empire. As an added bonus, Princess Leia proves to be no mere damsel in distress but a smart, strong role model from a decade where smart, strong female role models were few and far between. The Empire Strikes Back has Luke expanding on the new skills he learned through using the Force, the energy that binds all living things, in the first film. He wants to become a Jedi Knight, like Kenobi and his long-dead father, so he goes off seeking Yoda, the famous Jedi master who has been in hiding since the Empire slaughtered most of the Jedi years ago. Leia, meanwhile, escapes the Rebel base on the ice planet Hoth, along with Harrison Ford’s cocky pilot Han Solo, after said base is attacked by the Empire, but the Empire’s forces are only a step behind them. Helmed by Irvin Kershner, Empire dials back the slightly corny dialogue and too-cutesy characters producer and writer George Lucas is known for, while dialing up the suspense and the darkness. And unlike adolescent me in 1982, you can jump right from Empire‘s massive cliffhanger into Return of the Jedi. Lucas is back in the director’s seat, so you’ll have to put up with the endearing if slightly cloying ewoks, teddy-bear-like aliens from the forest moon of Endor. But Jedi brings all of our heroes together again for one final nail-biting face-off against Darth Vader, the evil and uber-powerful Emperor, and a new Death Star that, though unfinished, is even more powerful than the original. The prequels are okay, and the sequels are so awful they make my head hurt. But the original trilogy is perfect, and no one can tell me otherwise. Especially not in a creative writing class. (You’ve been warned.)  Find the complete trilogy on Disney+. 
—Tracy Fernandez Rysavy, Driftwood Advisor

The Driftwood #23: World Films

February 25, 2022

Around the World: The Middle East

With the tensions between the United States of America and basically all of the Middle East, it’s not hard to assume that some Americans would vilify this region and close themselves off to any of its culture. What a shame, for the Middle East has a rich film history as old as the silent era. For anyone diving into cultures of the Middle East, films are a great way to start, and here are some of the best.Cairo Station (1958)cairo posterThis thriller follows Qiwani, a disabled newspaper man at the local train station, as his romantic obsession with a rogue saleswoman, Hannuma, becomes deadly. A spectacularly shot Hitchcockian-style thriller, Cairo Station leaves you with this uneasy feeling suspecting that something, somewhere is going to happen. Finishing off with an ending that’ll leave you on the edge of your seat, this is one you won’t want to miss if you’re a lover of suspense. Watch now on Netflix. Close-Up (1990) close up posterThis film follows the court trial of Hossain Sabzian, a man who impersonated a famous Iranian directorMohsen Makhmalbafto gain the trust and admiration of a random family. Somehow both a documentary and a drama, this is more of an engaging discussion of film and its impact on people. For any lovers of the art of cinema, this is especially one that you won’t want to miss. Watch now on Amazon Prime. 

—Jake Puestow, World Films Editor

The Driftwood #23: Recommended Reads

February 25, 2022

Recommended Reads

Little Fires Everywhereby Celeste NgLittle Fires Everywhere coverAre you familiar with Hulu’s Little Fires Everywhere, released as a series in 2020? Did you know it was previously a novel? Celeste Ng’s novel by the same name is the captivating story of the power struggle between a non-traditional mother and a “white picket fence” mother in the not-so-distant ‘90s. While they duke it out to either “prove” or “disprove” the best way to raise a child, their kids learn what it means to live, to love, and all the struggles that come with becoming young adults in a world that believes in conformity at all costs. The author plays with the idea of breaking the societal expectation boundaries by becoming a traveling artist while her daughter is still an infant. They decide to settle down for the first time in a sleepy little town of upper-middle class citizens where life appears to be perfect. Almost everyone graduates high school, attends a prestigious college, and starts a family soon after. What happens when these two worlds collide cannot be undone. Romantic entanglements, family neglect, and secret pasts finally bubble to the surface for all to see. What’s more important? Fitting in or giving your child the best life you can give them?Trigger Warning: Mentions or depictions of abortion, child neglect, bullying, racism, sexism, and mental-health struggles.

Grace Kraniak, Books Editor

Pride Center Pick: The Well of Loneliness

by Radclyffe HallWell of Loneliness coverAre you looking for new book to read? Look no further than the Pride Center’s queer book of the month: The Well of Loneliness by Radclyffe Hall. The novel tells the life story of Stephen Gordon, a lesbian born to a wealthy family in the twentieth century. Filled with many depressing twists and turns, the book shows the sadness that could come from living in a time where being queer was criminalized. Despite its overall emotional story and somewhat controversial content, the book was historically significant as one of the first modern novels about lesbians. Stop in by the Pride Center (M-145) lending library to check out The Well of Loneliness today! If the copy is gone, there are over 200 other queer-friendly books to choose from.

—Serenity Block, Pride Center Intern