Driftwood #25: Travel Tales

Spring Break Travels

With spring break occurring last week, spring itself is due to finally come at last. The following travel story includes my spring-break travel experience.It was not much of a “spring” break. My family and I traveled to northern Minnesota, where winter lasts a little bit longer and the air is typically more frigid than in Marinette. The reason for such a long journey is because my grandparents live in that state, within a small town called Ely, a dead city during the winter and a tourist trap during the summer. My family gathered at my grandparents’ house after a long eight-hour journey, and with it already being so late at night we had a short visitation and then went to bed a few hours later. The next day, there was a feast prepared. There was soup, sausage, coleslaw, and potatoes, typical hearty meals local people in the area enjoy. My grandpa and I talked politics while drinking some coffee before we went ice fishing. Stump Lake was the destination. My father, grandpa, and I walked across the ice and began drilling holes. Unfortunately, there were not many fish, but we found peace in nature, and we saw some dog sleds in the distance. Whenever staying at my grandparents house, we typically spend three nights before returning back home to Wisconsin. Goodbyes are always the most animated times. Grandpa always fixes breakfast the day my family and I leave. We gave turns exchanging hugs and making jokes. My grandmother always gets emotional when we leave.

—Conner Tuthill, Travel Editor

Driftwood #25: Celebrity Q&A

March 31, 2022

Celebrity Q&A: Robert Downey Jr. 

Robert Downey Jr as Iron ManRobert Downey Jr. has had one rollercoaster of a career, from an immensely popular and critical youth to a struggle with drugs and bad run-ins with the law. His life did improve at the same time as he started to take on one of his more prominent roles: Tony Stark, a.k.a. Iron Man.Q: Had you met Chris Evans before he was cast for Captain America?A: I have a vague memory of seeing him and whatever hot girl he was dating across from a dinner with me and Susan Downey. He and his girlfriend invited Susan and I back to their house to get in the Jacuzzi, to tell you the truth.

Variety

Q: Were you nervous when they offered Iron Man to you?A: Nervous? I was begging. I was certain it would change my life.

—Variety

Q: What’s the downside of playing a superhero?A: It’s kind of like having a cool TV job. They are always hoping they don’t get picked up for another season; or they are wondering if they’re going to get picked up for another season; or they have done so many seasons, and they are already sick of doing the show, but the show is so big, it’s working well for them.

—Variety

Q: What are your thoughts on addiction?A: Anyone who can’t go five minutes without a cigarette or can’t stop drinking or is strung out on drugs knows that after a while there develops an attachment to the ritual of using it that has little to do with your original motive. The original impetus was to feel its effect, and the effect seemed positive at the time. But if years down the road you are still saying, “Baby, I do it because it makes me happy,” you don’t really mean it.

Parade

Q: What is your opinion of cigarettes?A: I started smoking again when I was doing Tropic Thunder. I thought, “I didn’t get sober years ago just to die of heart disease!” It was just a little moment when I saw the Ghost of Christmas Future, and it was not pretty. So, I am off cigarettes again.

—Parade—Will Kosmal, Celebrity Q&A Editor

Driftwood #25: Humanizing Our Professors

A little-known secret around campus is that our professors were once students. Nervous, confused, and probably as hungry as we all are while sitting through lectures, here are their first experiences as professors and what tips they have to offer for students taking their courses.

Humanizing Our Professors: Dan KallgrenHistory Department, Marinette Campus

Dan KallgrenSometimes we get those classes where the instructor is less-than thrilling. Something about their lecture needs a little oomph every so often. As a guest lecturer and teaching assistant for his professor in graduate school, Professor Kallgren added just this to a class of nearly seventy-five students. Nervous but sure he wanted to do it, he entered with the announcement that he was not the professor they were expecting. A little bit of humor went a long way.Professor K. is very passionate about the history he teaches. He mentions that it’s always a new experience, even when he’s teaching, because there’s so much about history that he has yet to learn. Every bit gives him new depth and understanding. There’s a collaboration on both his part and the parts of his students, which I would have to agree creates a friendlier classroom environment. On a last note, he wants us to stop by! If you have nothing to say other than “hello,” head over to your instructors’ offices and introduce yourself. Not only will you grow to understand their educational methods and your materials better but it brightens their days to have that brief, friendly experience with you.

Grace Kraniak, Profiles Editor

The Driftwood #26: Serial Story

April 13, 2022

Serial Story: Noah’s Dream Journal #5

February 26, 8:05 AMSo, it’s been a while since I’ve written in this thing. It’s also been a while since I’ve had a dream. A few months have passed and I honestly don’t mind, what with worrying if I’m going insane with these dreams or not. However, I did have a dream last night, but it was different from the rest.I was at a party at some guy’s place with a bunch of people I didn’t know, and I started walking around. Everybody was going into separate rooms in pairs, probably doing God knows what. I thought it’d be something fun, so I tried to open a door or two, but they didn’t open. Not a single door I tried worked, I couldn’t do anything except walk out of that party and find something else to do.I found myself at an Irish pub where I lost myself and my thoughts to the singing, chatter, occasional fighting, all that good stuff. I was feeling good when I heard a voice from a corner of the pub. I immediately knew that voice from anywhere: it was Doc!I couldn’t see his face buried beneath all of the people, but I did see his arm holding a glass of beer. He must’ve sensed I was scared and told me, “Don’t fret, Noah. We did what we needed to do. You’re cured!” When his hand got lost in the crowd celebrating over the soccer game, that’s when I woke up.To be continued…Click these links to read previous entries: Part 1Part 2Part 3, and Part 4. Continue reading “The Driftwood #26: Serial Story”

The Driftwood #25: Storytellers #1

March 31, 2022

Noah’s Dream Journal #4

December 13, 3:00 PMTherapist: “…So, you say you were dreaming?”Noah: “Yes, I believe that’s what caused the pain.”Therapist: “Could you tell me what happened, after you said you turned off the game?”Noah: “Everything was dark and quiet. Then, a dim light came shining at the center of my vision. There also came a voice on my left saying ‘I don’t know Doc, this guy has done it again. One more time and we don’t know what’ll happen.’”Therapist: “Do you know who was talking?”Noah: “It was the General from the last dream, I recognized his voice. The guy on my right, I assume was Doc, said ‘No worries. It will be a simple procedure.’ That’s when he started humming that same song and a great sense of dread came over me. As he was humming, I felt something like a sharp blade begin to pierce into my abdomen. It was painful! I couldn’t move at all and the longer it went on, the more painful it got and the humming became louder. That stupid song made my eardrums burst and the light became brighter and brighter until it was blinding. I must’ve woken from the pain. I was drenched in sweat and grasping my stomach so tight, I felt like I was going to throw up.Therapist: “Is this around when you collapsed?”Noah: “I guess, I mean I woke up in the hospital.”Therapist: “Have you had any dreams after that?”Noah: “No…”To be continued…Click these links to read previous entries: Part 1Part 2Part 3.

—Jake Puestow, Serial Fiction Editor

The Driftwood #24: March 10, 2022

News, Events, and Happenings on the Marinette Campus

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The Driftwood is our student-centered e-newsletter for the Marinette campus. We’ll bring you tips for navigating life as an on-campus or online student, as well as entertainment suggestions.

  • Campus News
  • Campus Services: Campus Pool and Gym
  • Movie Recs: Oscar Picks
  • World Films: Africa
  • Recommended Reads
  • Podcast Picks: Best Improv Podcasts
  • Gamers’ Corner
  • The Trash Vortex: Trashy Teen Soaps
  • Local Favorites: Last-Minute Spring Break Ideas
  • Self-Care Corner: Spring Break for You
  • Recipe Roundup: Season Your D*mn Meats
  • Storytellers #1: Serial Story: Noah’s Dream Journal #3
  • Storytellers #2: Flash Fiction: Oak
  • Storytellers #3: Writing Exercise: Evil Holiday Figures
  • Poetry Corner: The Beast
  • Travel Tales: Bizarre Travel Stories
  • Real Talk #1: Celebrity Q&A: Ryan Reynolds
  • Real Talk #2: Humanizing Our Professors: Roshelle Amundson

The Driftwood is published by the UWGB Practicum in Literary Publishing class.

Book Recs Editor: Grace KraniakCelebrity Q&A Editor: Will KosmalDiversity Editor: Shannon RibichFlash Fiction Editor: Serenity BlockGaming Editor: Will KosmalLocal Favorites Editor: Sydney HansenMovie Reviews Editor: Shannon RibichPodcast Reviews Editor: Serenity BlockRecipe Roundup Editor: Jake PuestowSelf-Care Editor: Grace KraniakSerial Fiction/Poetry Editor: Jake PuestowSuccess and Travel Stories Editor: Conner TuthillTrash Vortex Editor: Shannon RibichWorld Films Editor: Jake Puestow

Interested in being on the Driftwood staff? Enroll in ENG 224: Practicum in Literary Publishing for the spring 2022 term.

Questions or News Items? Contact The Driftwoods advisor, Tracy Fernandez Rysavy.

The Driftwood #24: Campus News

March 10, 2022

Apply Now for a UWGB Nursing Major

Events IconThe window to apply for admittance to the UWGB nursing program is open! If you want to declare nursing as your major, fill out and submit your application to the program anytime between now and May 15, 2022 for the 2022-23 school year.Would you like help and advice for how to create a successful application? Join the Nursing program advisors for an interactive session to talk about admission requirements and application strategies on Thursday, March 31 at 2 p.m. Join in person in Rose Hall 315 on the Green Bay campus or via Microsoft Teams at this link.  The Nursing program advisors also have regular drop-in office hours twice a month through May for students to ask questions about the application process. These hours will be held on the following dates in person, by phone, and via Microsoft Teams:

E-mail advisor Nicole Micolichek with additional questions or to schedule a phone or in-person appointment.


Register Now for Summer Classes

Summer 2022 registration is now open! Online classes are available in 4-week, 6-week, 8-week, and 10-week sessions. Financial Aid may be available for those who have completed the 2022-23 FAFSA and then complete the Summer Financial Aid application. Make an appointment with your Advisor through the Navigate app if you’d like assistance choosing summer courses.

The Driftwood #24: Campus Services

March 10, 2022

Campus Pool and Gym

River Cities PoolLast week, I mentioned the campus pool, located in the Field House, to one of our Marinette students, and the response was, “We have a pool? What is the Field House?” So let me just tell you all that yes, we have a pool. The campus pool is also known as the River Cities Community Pool to Marinette residents, and anyone can come swim during open hours—but only UWGB students get in for free with your student ID. The UWGB Field House is located at 1125 University Dr. (diagonally across from the old hospital that’s currently being torn down). In addition to housing the pool, this building also includes a handful of science classrooms, a basketball gym, and a full weight room with Nautilus machines. All are free for UWGB students to use. The pool itself holds regular open swim hours as well as several exercise classes—from water aerobics to individiual personal training. Fitness instructors offer yoga and interval-training classes on the pool deck as well. And, if you and a group of friends would like the pool all to yourselves, you can rent it out for $60 an hour. Visit the River Cities Community Pool website to learn more and get the March fitness class schedule. Good news: The Field House fitness center will be getting a major overhaul this summer, so look for an even better set-up for the 2022-23 school year.

—Tracy Fernandez Rysavy, Driftwood Advisor

The Driftwood #24: Movie Recs

March 10, 2022

Oscar Picks

With the movie award season in full swing and the Oscars less than a month away, we present you with the award-nominated movies you do not want to miss out on!Dune: Best Picture

Dune posterDune, directed by Denis Villeneuve, is an epic in the true sense of the word. I’ll begin by saying that bringing to life Frank Herbert’s novel by the same name is no easy task. Dune is filled with rich world-building, incredible detail, and complex commentary. The Chicago Tribune described Dune as “one of the monuments of modern science fiction.” It’s worth noting that other adaptations have come before, but none that have ever truly encapsulated the magic. That is until now.Paul Atreides, young heir to the Atreides House, has a destiny to fulfill. He lives in a future thousands of years away, where power plays between imperial houses over planet control are commonplace. His father, Duke Leto, has been tasked by the Emperor to rule over Arrakis, a desert planet where a resource called “spice” is mined for gain. The Fremen, an indigenous group who have lived on Arrakis for centuries, are skeptical of the Atreides’ arrival. They’ve been oppressed by many who have ruled their planet before; why would this be any different? And let’s not forget that evil forces in the galaxy know all too well the value of spice. As Chani, a Fremen warrior, tells Paul, “This is only the beginning.”Dune is a visually stunning sensory overload. From the large, impressive sets to Hans Zimmerman’s cosmic soundtrack (also Oscar-nominated), there is very little Villeneuve has not done to deliver a cinematic experience. There are plenty warrior fight scenes and explosions to warrant a pleasing pace, but enough moments of introspection to convey the serious, intellectual undertones. I might be a little biased heresci-fi sagas are my jambut Dune is undoubtedly my pick for this year’s Academy Award Best Picture. Complete with otherworldly costumes and mind-control tactics, Dune is a space opera must-watch. Fair warning: you might suffer from a movie hangover the next day. Though rest assured that we can expect part two in 2023. Available on HBO Max and to rent through Redbox.Being the Ricardos: Best Leading ActressBeing the RicardosThere is no doubt when watching Being the Ricardos that Lucille Ball, played by Nicole Kidman, is its star. The biopic captures Lucille and her husband, Desi Arnaz, during a tense week of production for their very successful TV show I Love Lucy. Matters turn shaky on set when a popular tabloid writer accuses Lucille of being a communist. This is the early 1950s when fear of communism, something like paranoia, permeated American politics and culture in the wake of World War II. For Hollywood darling Lucille, a defamation of this sort could ruin her career. Lucille and Desi step through the week’s upsets with as much commandeering presence as only a power couple can. However, marriage and show business have their own tricks. Much like every production member, Lucille wonders if she will still have a show by the end of the week; but maybe there is something bigger to be lost.Kidman’s portrayal plays on all the razor-sharp and enigmatic qualities of Lucille in the best way possible. Lucille was a woman who understood what made good comedy and was quick to let the writing staff know when she didn’t think the script was working. She didn’t always play nice, but perhaps we are prone to forgiving her when we remember that this was also an era when talking about pregnancy on television was still taboo. Lucille was a force to be reckoned with, and Kidman lets us know this.The movie is not an explosive revelation of behind-the-scenes secrets, but it does a good job at telling a story of a couple who left a memorable mark on American culture. Kidman’s Academy Award nomination for best leading actress is well-earned, and her performance is worthy of giving this film a watch. If this isn’t reason enough; the costumes are terrific, and I promise you’ll laugh your way through! Available to stream through Amazon Prime.King Richard: Best Leading ActorKing Richard posterKing Richard begins with young Venus and Serena Williams, long before they would change the game of tennis. When we meet the two sisters, they are hard at work, swinging rackets through rain and shine. Their father and coach, Richard, is determined to raise Black women who will have the respect they deserve. He loves to throw around his favorite mantra: “If you fail to plan, you plan to fail.” It’s not just Venus and Serena who live under Richard’s ambition; the whole family is involved in the business of success. Their mother, Oracene, works shifts at the hospital by night and by day keeps a strict eye on all five of her girls. Most of the movie tells the rise to Venus’s professional debuta match whose quick and tight shots will leave you holding your breath.In many ways, King Richard is a classic dramatic sports retelling. Viewers will not be disappointed if they are looking for an inspirational origin story held together by sweat and tears. What makes this biopic interesting is that its narrative is of two tennis super stars and their dad. There are times when Richard’s intensity tunnels his vision. He pulls Venus out of junior levels against her professional coach’s wishes, failing to first consult Oracene and Venus. Richard is a flawed man but seems to have a lucid grasp on the industry. Tennis for so long was considered a “white man’s sport.” Richard, perhaps haunted by memories of a friend’s lynching, will propel his daughters to athletic stardom but on his own terms. And through it all, he is a father first. Will Smith takes on the role of Richard admirably. Smith softens his edges, inviting us into the complexities of his character. And he’s charming! He knows how to balance the heavy with the light. Smith’s Academy Award nomination for best leading actor comes as no surprise. Some critics say it’s his time to win. Either way, I say if you’re looking for all the good feels, this is the movie to watch. Available to rent through Redbox and Amazon Prime.

—Shannon Ribich, Movies Editor

The Driftwood #24: World Films

March 10, 2022

Around the World: Africa

It feels criminal to place such a massively diverse continent into one category. Just know that there is so much more than what I bring to the table and even what fans of African cinema may present. There are far too many African films that can and deserve to be seen, but there’s nothing wrong with starting off with these: Black Girl (1966)Black Girl posterThis drama follows Diouana, a Senegalese woman led by false promises of work in France. A relatively short film with a runtime of just under an hour, this is one of the most powerful critiques of colonialism and its effects on the people of Africa. This work of art manages to show that the problem may be over on paper, there is still much more work to be done. Watch now on HBO Max.

Who Killed Captain Alex? (2010) Captain Alex posterThis action comedy shows the deadly conflict exploding between the dreaded Tiger Mafia and a small group of soldiers in Kampala, Uganda. Director Nabwana I.G.G. managed to make one of the most unusual yet entertaining movies despite being made in the slums of Uganda with a budget of about $85…and all dedicated to his grandmother. Granted, one could say that this movie objectively sucks, but who cares when it succeeds fantastically in its primary goal: to entertain? Watch now for free on YouTube.

—Jake Puestow, World Films Editor