Driftwood #25: Humanizing Our Professors

A little-known secret around campus is that our professors were once students. Nervous, confused, and probably as hungry as we all are while sitting through lectures, here are their first experiences as professors and what tips they have to offer for students taking their courses.

Humanizing Our Professors: Dan KallgrenHistory Department, Marinette Campus

Dan KallgrenSometimes we get those classes where the instructor is less-than thrilling. Something about their lecture needs a little oomph every so often. As a guest lecturer and teaching assistant for his professor in graduate school, Professor Kallgren added just this to a class of nearly seventy-five students. Nervous but sure he wanted to do it, he entered with the announcement that he was not the professor they were expecting. A little bit of humor went a long way.Professor K. is very passionate about the history he teaches. He mentions that it’s always a new experience, even when he’s teaching, because there’s so much about history that he has yet to learn. Every bit gives him new depth and understanding. There’s a collaboration on both his part and the parts of his students, which I would have to agree creates a friendlier classroom environment. On a last note, he wants us to stop by! If you have nothing to say other than “hello,” head over to your instructors’ offices and introduce yourself. Not only will you grow to understand their educational methods and your materials better but it brightens their days to have that brief, friendly experience with you.

Grace Kraniak, Profiles Editor

The Driftwood #26: Serial Story

April 13, 2022

Serial Story: Noah’s Dream Journal #5

February 26, 8:05 AMSo, it’s been a while since I’ve written in this thing. It’s also been a while since I’ve had a dream. A few months have passed and I honestly don’t mind, what with worrying if I’m going insane with these dreams or not. However, I did have a dream last night, but it was different from the rest.I was at a party at some guy’s place with a bunch of people I didn’t know, and I started walking around. Everybody was going into separate rooms in pairs, probably doing God knows what. I thought it’d be something fun, so I tried to open a door or two, but they didn’t open. Not a single door I tried worked, I couldn’t do anything except walk out of that party and find something else to do.I found myself at an Irish pub where I lost myself and my thoughts to the singing, chatter, occasional fighting, all that good stuff. I was feeling good when I heard a voice from a corner of the pub. I immediately knew that voice from anywhere: it was Doc!I couldn’t see his face buried beneath all of the people, but I did see his arm holding a glass of beer. He must’ve sensed I was scared and told me, “Don’t fret, Noah. We did what we needed to do. You’re cured!” When his hand got lost in the crowd celebrating over the soccer game, that’s when I woke up.To be continued…Click these links to read previous entries: Part 1Part 2Part 3, and Part 4. Continue reading “The Driftwood #26: Serial Story”

The Driftwood #25: Storytellers #1

March 31, 2022

Noah’s Dream Journal #4

December 13, 3:00 PMTherapist: “…So, you say you were dreaming?”Noah: “Yes, I believe that’s what caused the pain.”Therapist: “Could you tell me what happened, after you said you turned off the game?”Noah: “Everything was dark and quiet. Then, a dim light came shining at the center of my vision. There also came a voice on my left saying ‘I don’t know Doc, this guy has done it again. One more time and we don’t know what’ll happen.’”Therapist: “Do you know who was talking?”Noah: “It was the General from the last dream, I recognized his voice. The guy on my right, I assume was Doc, said ‘No worries. It will be a simple procedure.’ That’s when he started humming that same song and a great sense of dread came over me. As he was humming, I felt something like a sharp blade begin to pierce into my abdomen. It was painful! I couldn’t move at all and the longer it went on, the more painful it got and the humming became louder. That stupid song made my eardrums burst and the light became brighter and brighter until it was blinding. I must’ve woken from the pain. I was drenched in sweat and grasping my stomach so tight, I felt like I was going to throw up.Therapist: “Is this around when you collapsed?”Noah: “I guess, I mean I woke up in the hospital.”Therapist: “Have you had any dreams after that?”Noah: “No…”To be continued…Click these links to read previous entries: Part 1Part 2Part 3.

—Jake Puestow, Serial Fiction Editor

The Driftwood #24: March 10, 2022

News, Events, and Happenings on the Marinette Campus

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The Driftwood is our student-centered e-newsletter for the Marinette campus. We’ll bring you tips for navigating life as an on-campus or online student, as well as entertainment suggestions.

  • Campus News
  • Campus Services: Campus Pool and Gym
  • Movie Recs: Oscar Picks
  • World Films: Africa
  • Recommended Reads
  • Podcast Picks: Best Improv Podcasts
  • Gamers’ Corner
  • The Trash Vortex: Trashy Teen Soaps
  • Local Favorites: Last-Minute Spring Break Ideas
  • Self-Care Corner: Spring Break for You
  • Recipe Roundup: Season Your D*mn Meats
  • Storytellers #1: Serial Story: Noah’s Dream Journal #3
  • Storytellers #2: Flash Fiction: Oak
  • Storytellers #3: Writing Exercise: Evil Holiday Figures
  • Poetry Corner: The Beast
  • Travel Tales: Bizarre Travel Stories
  • Real Talk #1: Celebrity Q&A: Ryan Reynolds
  • Real Talk #2: Humanizing Our Professors: Roshelle Amundson

The Driftwood is published by the UWGB Practicum in Literary Publishing class.

Book Recs Editor: Grace KraniakCelebrity Q&A Editor: Will KosmalDiversity Editor: Shannon RibichFlash Fiction Editor: Serenity BlockGaming Editor: Will KosmalLocal Favorites Editor: Sydney HansenMovie Reviews Editor: Shannon RibichPodcast Reviews Editor: Serenity BlockRecipe Roundup Editor: Jake PuestowSelf-Care Editor: Grace KraniakSerial Fiction/Poetry Editor: Jake PuestowSuccess and Travel Stories Editor: Conner TuthillTrash Vortex Editor: Shannon RibichWorld Films Editor: Jake Puestow

Interested in being on the Driftwood staff? Enroll in ENG 224: Practicum in Literary Publishing for the spring 2022 term.

Questions or News Items? Contact The Driftwoods advisor, Tracy Fernandez Rysavy.

The Driftwood #24: Campus News

March 10, 2022

Apply Now for a UWGB Nursing Major

Events IconThe window to apply for admittance to the UWGB nursing program is open! If you want to declare nursing as your major, fill out and submit your application to the program anytime between now and May 15, 2022 for the 2022-23 school year.Would you like help and advice for how to create a successful application? Join the Nursing program advisors for an interactive session to talk about admission requirements and application strategies on Thursday, March 31 at 2 p.m. Join in person in Rose Hall 315 on the Green Bay campus or via Microsoft Teams at this link.  The Nursing program advisors also have regular drop-in office hours twice a month through May for students to ask questions about the application process. These hours will be held on the following dates in person, by phone, and via Microsoft Teams:

E-mail advisor Nicole Micolichek with additional questions or to schedule a phone or in-person appointment.


Register Now for Summer Classes

Summer 2022 registration is now open! Online classes are available in 4-week, 6-week, 8-week, and 10-week sessions. Financial Aid may be available for those who have completed the 2022-23 FAFSA and then complete the Summer Financial Aid application. Make an appointment with your Advisor through the Navigate app if you’d like assistance choosing summer courses.

The Driftwood #24: Campus Services

March 10, 2022

Campus Pool and Gym

River Cities PoolLast week, I mentioned the campus pool, located in the Field House, to one of our Marinette students, and the response was, “We have a pool? What is the Field House?” So let me just tell you all that yes, we have a pool. The campus pool is also known as the River Cities Community Pool to Marinette residents, and anyone can come swim during open hours—but only UWGB students get in for free with your student ID. The UWGB Field House is located at 1125 University Dr. (diagonally across from the old hospital that’s currently being torn down). In addition to housing the pool, this building also includes a handful of science classrooms, a basketball gym, and a full weight room with Nautilus machines. All are free for UWGB students to use. The pool itself holds regular open swim hours as well as several exercise classes—from water aerobics to individiual personal training. Fitness instructors offer yoga and interval-training classes on the pool deck as well. And, if you and a group of friends would like the pool all to yourselves, you can rent it out for $60 an hour. Visit the River Cities Community Pool website to learn more and get the March fitness class schedule. Good news: The Field House fitness center will be getting a major overhaul this summer, so look for an even better set-up for the 2022-23 school year.

—Tracy Fernandez Rysavy, Driftwood Advisor

The Driftwood #24: Movie Recs

March 10, 2022

Oscar Picks

With the movie award season in full swing and the Oscars less than a month away, we present you with the award-nominated movies you do not want to miss out on!Dune: Best Picture

Dune posterDune, directed by Denis Villeneuve, is an epic in the true sense of the word. I’ll begin by saying that bringing to life Frank Herbert’s novel by the same name is no easy task. Dune is filled with rich world-building, incredible detail, and complex commentary. The Chicago Tribune described Dune as “one of the monuments of modern science fiction.” It’s worth noting that other adaptations have come before, but none that have ever truly encapsulated the magic. That is until now.Paul Atreides, young heir to the Atreides House, has a destiny to fulfill. He lives in a future thousands of years away, where power plays between imperial houses over planet control are commonplace. His father, Duke Leto, has been tasked by the Emperor to rule over Arrakis, a desert planet where a resource called “spice” is mined for gain. The Fremen, an indigenous group who have lived on Arrakis for centuries, are skeptical of the Atreides’ arrival. They’ve been oppressed by many who have ruled their planet before; why would this be any different? And let’s not forget that evil forces in the galaxy know all too well the value of spice. As Chani, a Fremen warrior, tells Paul, “This is only the beginning.”Dune is a visually stunning sensory overload. From the large, impressive sets to Hans Zimmerman’s cosmic soundtrack (also Oscar-nominated), there is very little Villeneuve has not done to deliver a cinematic experience. There are plenty warrior fight scenes and explosions to warrant a pleasing pace, but enough moments of introspection to convey the serious, intellectual undertones. I might be a little biased heresci-fi sagas are my jambut Dune is undoubtedly my pick for this year’s Academy Award Best Picture. Complete with otherworldly costumes and mind-control tactics, Dune is a space opera must-watch. Fair warning: you might suffer from a movie hangover the next day. Though rest assured that we can expect part two in 2023. Available on HBO Max and to rent through Redbox.Being the Ricardos: Best Leading ActressBeing the RicardosThere is no doubt when watching Being the Ricardos that Lucille Ball, played by Nicole Kidman, is its star. The biopic captures Lucille and her husband, Desi Arnaz, during a tense week of production for their very successful TV show I Love Lucy. Matters turn shaky on set when a popular tabloid writer accuses Lucille of being a communist. This is the early 1950s when fear of communism, something like paranoia, permeated American politics and culture in the wake of World War II. For Hollywood darling Lucille, a defamation of this sort could ruin her career. Lucille and Desi step through the week’s upsets with as much commandeering presence as only a power couple can. However, marriage and show business have their own tricks. Much like every production member, Lucille wonders if she will still have a show by the end of the week; but maybe there is something bigger to be lost.Kidman’s portrayal plays on all the razor-sharp and enigmatic qualities of Lucille in the best way possible. Lucille was a woman who understood what made good comedy and was quick to let the writing staff know when she didn’t think the script was working. She didn’t always play nice, but perhaps we are prone to forgiving her when we remember that this was also an era when talking about pregnancy on television was still taboo. Lucille was a force to be reckoned with, and Kidman lets us know this.The movie is not an explosive revelation of behind-the-scenes secrets, but it does a good job at telling a story of a couple who left a memorable mark on American culture. Kidman’s Academy Award nomination for best leading actress is well-earned, and her performance is worthy of giving this film a watch. If this isn’t reason enough; the costumes are terrific, and I promise you’ll laugh your way through! Available to stream through Amazon Prime.King Richard: Best Leading ActorKing Richard posterKing Richard begins with young Venus and Serena Williams, long before they would change the game of tennis. When we meet the two sisters, they are hard at work, swinging rackets through rain and shine. Their father and coach, Richard, is determined to raise Black women who will have the respect they deserve. He loves to throw around his favorite mantra: “If you fail to plan, you plan to fail.” It’s not just Venus and Serena who live under Richard’s ambition; the whole family is involved in the business of success. Their mother, Oracene, works shifts at the hospital by night and by day keeps a strict eye on all five of her girls. Most of the movie tells the rise to Venus’s professional debuta match whose quick and tight shots will leave you holding your breath.In many ways, King Richard is a classic dramatic sports retelling. Viewers will not be disappointed if they are looking for an inspirational origin story held together by sweat and tears. What makes this biopic interesting is that its narrative is of two tennis super stars and their dad. There are times when Richard’s intensity tunnels his vision. He pulls Venus out of junior levels against her professional coach’s wishes, failing to first consult Oracene and Venus. Richard is a flawed man but seems to have a lucid grasp on the industry. Tennis for so long was considered a “white man’s sport.” Richard, perhaps haunted by memories of a friend’s lynching, will propel his daughters to athletic stardom but on his own terms. And through it all, he is a father first. Will Smith takes on the role of Richard admirably. Smith softens his edges, inviting us into the complexities of his character. And he’s charming! He knows how to balance the heavy with the light. Smith’s Academy Award nomination for best leading actor comes as no surprise. Some critics say it’s his time to win. Either way, I say if you’re looking for all the good feels, this is the movie to watch. Available to rent through Redbox and Amazon Prime.

—Shannon Ribich, Movies Editor

The Driftwood #24: World Films

March 10, 2022

Around the World: Africa

It feels criminal to place such a massively diverse continent into one category. Just know that there is so much more than what I bring to the table and even what fans of African cinema may present. There are far too many African films that can and deserve to be seen, but there’s nothing wrong with starting off with these: Black Girl (1966)Black Girl posterThis drama follows Diouana, a Senegalese woman led by false promises of work in France. A relatively short film with a runtime of just under an hour, this is one of the most powerful critiques of colonialism and its effects on the people of Africa. This work of art manages to show that the problem may be over on paper, there is still much more work to be done. Watch now on HBO Max.

Who Killed Captain Alex? (2010) Captain Alex posterThis action comedy shows the deadly conflict exploding between the dreaded Tiger Mafia and a small group of soldiers in Kampala, Uganda. Director Nabwana I.G.G. managed to make one of the most unusual yet entertaining movies despite being made in the slums of Uganda with a budget of about $85…and all dedicated to his grandmother. Granted, one could say that this movie objectively sucks, but who cares when it succeeds fantastically in its primary goal: to entertain? Watch now for free on YouTube.

—Jake Puestow, World Films Editor

The Driftwood #24: Recommended Reads

March 10, 2022

Recommended Reeads

Chinese Cinderellaby Adeline Yen MahChinese Cinderella coverNo doubt, you became familiar with the story of Cinderella as a child, but did you know there is a real-life one in China? Chinese Cinderella is an autobiography by Adeline Yen Mah. Hers is a tale of tragedy and the plight of an unwanted child in search of love, which takes place in Tianjin and Hong Kong in the 1940s and ’50s.Raised in a wealthy and privileged home, she recalls from a young age that her four full siblings blamed her for their mother’s death shortly after birth.  A year later, their French-Chinese stepmother came into the picture and gave birth to two of her own children. She would dote on and spoil her biological children immensely while refusing to treat her stepchildren as her own. As the youngest of the stepchildren, the author was raised by her aunt, which would later result in a close bond between her, her aunt, and her grandfather as they suffered through life together. And just when she feels safe, she’s torn from home to attend boarding school, away from the only people who ever cared for her.Her story is one of bitter pain, gut-wrenching sadness, and the empowering perseverance of a child after love and identity, told in a way that makes you feel like you were there for every second of it. When everything pushed her to give up, she found another way. It’s a testament to a true beauty that only a real Cinderella can have—beauty of the heart.

Grace Kraniak, Books Editor

 

Pride Center Pick: The Well of Loneliness
by Radclyffe Hall
Well of Loneliness coverAre you looking for a new book to read? Look no further than the Pride Center’s queer book of the month: The Well of Loneliness by Radclyffe Hall. The novel tells the life story of Stephen Gordon, a lesbian born to a wealthy family in the twentieth century. Filled with many depressing twists and turns, the book shows the sadness that could come from living in a time where being queer was criminalized. Despite its overall emotional story and somewhat controversial content, the book was historically significant as one of the first modern novels about lesbians. Stop in by the Pride Center (M-145) lending library to check out The Well of Loneliness today! If the copy is gone, there are over 200 other queer-friendly books to choose from.

—Serenity Block, Pride Center Intern

The Driftwood #24: Podcast Picks

March 10, 2022

Best Improv Podcasts

Are you looking for a show to make you laugh? How about one with an ongoing plot? A comedy fiction podcast fits the bill for both laughter and story. Here are some that I recommend:Mission to ZyxxMission to ZyxxDo you love science fiction franchises like Star Wars and Star Trek? What if I told you that there is a podcast that uses common sci-fi tropes to create an awesome improv comedy? Mission to Zyxx is a hilarious sci-fi show telling the story of the crew on the Bargerean Jade, a sentient spaceship and former film star. In the first season, we meet Pleck Decksetter, Dar, C-53, and Bargie (the ship’s nickname) as they travel around the Zyxx quadrant on missions assigned by Nermut Bundaloy, the Junior Missions Operations Manager for the team. Their goal: try to restore diplomatic relations between the Federated Alliance and the planets within it after the Alliance took over as the galaxy’s government. The Federated Alliance is 100% not evil and definitely does not have any nefarious plans. You’ll be laughing through all the wild antics the crew get into while trying to be diplomatic.The show started in 2017 and will be finishing sometime this spring. With five seasons consisting of twenty episodes each, you’ll have plenty of content to listen to! Plus, many episodes feature guest comedians to play one-off characters who continue to affect the plot of the whole show. The main-cast voice actors play not only their own roles but a variety of side characters as well. Also, as the story progresses, we meet more characters who join the original crew on their journey (two of my favorites are ones who weren’t introduced to the plot until later). The combination of main characters, side characters, and the show’s excellent sound design truly immerses the listener in a hysterical sci-fi world like no other. You can find Mission to Zyxx on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Stitchers, and other podcast platforms. Hello From The Magic TavernMagic Tavern iconHave you ever wanted to escape to a fantasy world the likes of Middle Earth or Narnia? The podcast improv comedy Hello From The Magic Tavern tell us exactly what would happen if, for example, you drove your Toyota Camry through a dimensional rift located in the back of a Burger King in Chicago. Our protagonist, Arnie Niekamp, did just that, finding himself in the magical land of Foon just outside the tavern the Vermillion Minotaur. Fortunately, Arnie had his podcasting equipment in the back of his car, and a weak wi-fi signal coming through the dimensional rift means that he can start a podcast (the obvious solution to his problem)! Each week, Arnie and his co-hosts, Chunt the shapeshifter and Usidore the Blue wizard, interview all types of folks and creatures in the strange and magical world.Hello From The Magic Tavern posts episodes each Monday and has done so since 2015. Most episodes feature a guest star (typically comedians, although there are other guests as well) playing fantasy characters like an elf who can’t shoot a bow, a runaway prince, and other wizards. Despite the show being mostly improvised, it still manages to have ongoing narratives like Usidore’s quest to defeat the Dark Lord or Chunt’s romance with a wizard named Twosidore (both characters are played by the same voice actor). I highly recommend this podcast for anyone looking for a good laugh while still getting a dose of high fantasy. Look for Hello From The Magic Tavern on Spotify, Apple Podcasts Stitcher, and other podcast platforms.

—Serenity Block, Podcasts Editor