Driftwood #18: Health & Fitness

April 30, 2021

Strength-Training Workout #4: Core/Abs

women doing a plankSo far, I’ve covered three of the four basic workouts pull, push, and squats — all of which should include working out your upper and lower body. In this Driftwood Issue, I will be going over the last workout: core/abs.

Building a strong core is all about keeping still, not doing hundreds of abdominal-curl repetitions. These two workouts will create the foundation of a solid core, teaching you to keep your hips supported and how to manage your posture.

Plank Lift:

  1. Begin face-down on the floor, propped up on your forearms, knees and feet together.
  2. With your elbows under your shoulders, lift your torso, legs, and hips in a straight line from head to heels.
  3. Hold for 10 seconds. Raise your right leg a few inches, then hold for another 10 seconds.

Bicycle Crunch:

  1. Lay flat on the floor with your lower back pressed to the ground.
  2. Rest your hands behind your head without yanking your neck.
  3. Bring one knee up to a 45-degree angle and keep the other straight.
  4. You will then shift your legs back and forth as if peddling a bike, alternately extending one knee while lifting the other.
  5. As you do, touch your left elbow to your right knee and your right elbow to your left knee.
  6. Complete 10 to 25 reps on each side, keeping your movements deliberate and steady.

Here is a YouTube video for Plank Lifts.

Here is a YouTube video for a Bicycle Crunch.

—Bruce Kong, Health & Fitness Editor

Driftwood #18: The Cosplay Advisor

April 30, 2021

Hair and Makeup

The following two articles are part of a series that will walk you through the steps to create a cosplay costume, suitable for Comic Con, our local Kitsune Kon, and more. This week, we’re going to discuss hair and makeup in cosplay. Guest columnist Jasmine Hanson is going to explain and demonstrate how to do facial makeup. and I’m going to discuss choosing between natural hair or a wig and options for full body “paint.” Most conventions have rules against paint coming off while roaming the halls, so it’s best to choose a paint that will stay set for a long period of time.

A lot of cosplayers will opt to use tights to add color to their arms/legs and only paint their face/neck. I personally like this option because it saves time and I don’t have to worry about it throughout the day. I’m going this route with the Rainbow Dash cosplay I’m making.

—Angel Wolske, Cosplay Editor

Fake Facial Hair

If the character you are trying to cosplay as has facial hair, and you do not, you come to the question of how to create it. There are facial hair prosthetics that one can order and apply, but for a good portion of them, you don’t know what the quality of the item is until you get it. There is also the issue of money, itchiness, and glue application, which are big make-or-break points to some. So, here is a way that you can do fake hair with makeup instead. I will be doing the character of Aizawa from My Hero Academia.

What You Will Need What I Used
Reference picture of character  —
Primer (color correcting, if needed) e.l.f. Poreless Face Primer
Foundation L’Oreal Infallible Foundation
Contour and highlight e.l.f. Contour Palette
4 different shades of the hair color of your character (I am using shades ranging from tan to dark brown) Ucanbe Spotlight Eyeshadow Palette and Maybelline Eyebrow Brush-On Color
Fluffy, thin-angled, and thin-pointed brushes Wet n Wild brushes
Mascara (I am using black) Maybelline Great Lash Mascara
Setting spray e.l.f. Matte Magic Mist & Set

The Process:

1. Set up your space with good lighting, a reference picture pulled up, and the materials you need. Then, put on face primer, any color correcting if you need to, and foundation. This will give you a smooth base to work on.

2. Sculpt out the cheekbones, nose, and neck with some contour and highlight. Follow the reference picture, as it will show you where some of the shading and highlights will go. Start off light and blend as you go.

Step 3 photo3. Once all of that is done, mark out with a fluffy brush where you want the fake facial hair to go with the lightest of your shades, then fill it in. I used a tan for this part. Make sure it is symmetrical (if it is on the character) and that you go below your jaw as well. This is the base of what is to come.

Step 4 photo4. Take the second darkest shade that you have, along with a thin angled brush, and start making little flicks inside the shaded area. It is best to flick it across the skin in the same direction as the hair would grow. Also, make the edges you did in step three a bit rough, as hair doesn’t grow in a straight line. Do the same with the third and fourth darkest with the same brush, as this will create dimension.

Step 5 photo5. You could stop there, but if you want it to look even hairier, take an old eyeliner brush or equivalent tiny brush, put a bit of mascara on the back of your hand, dip the brush in, and do the same flicky motion as before. Make a few wispies if the character is especially unruffled (like Aizawa is). And once you have done that to your satisfaction, you will have your final appearance.

Step 6 photo6. Set the makeup with setting spray so it will stay on, and add any other makeup that your character may have. If you are doing Aizawa like I am, that would include his signature eyebags, eyebrows, and the scar under his eye.

A tip: Don’t do one side and then the other. Instead, move between the two sides as you go, so the makeup flows better.

—Jasmine Hanson

To Wig or Not to Wig?

blue-green wigChoosing between going natural or using a wig usually depends on which character you’ve picked and how easily you can match your own hair to the character’s hair. For the Rainbow Dash cosplay I’m making, I am using the wearer’s natural hair with a few extensions. Now, because Rainbow Dash has six colors in her hair, we are going to use hair chalk along with setting hair spray to achieve the desired colors. This may be time-consuming, but some people prefer it to wearing what might be an uncomfortable wig.

I’ve mainly used wigs in the past because I have long hair, and the people I cosplayed as had short hair. I usually buy blonde wigs and dye them to my desired color; it is easier to get the correct tone this way. Since actually dyeing a wig can be expensive, I discovered a cheaper option, which I show you below.

What you will need:

  • Blonde wig
  • Sharpies of chosen color (or alcohol-based markers)
  • Rubbing alcohol
  • Spray bottle
  • Bin (I suggest using a bin instead of your bathtub because the process can stain).
  • Small plastic wig stand

Process:

  1. Color all the hair of the wig with the Sharpie. This can take a long time. I spent a few days making sure the wig was completely colored in. (The wig pictured was dyed with blue and green Sharpies to create a blue-green wig.)
  2. Set the wig stand in the bin and place the wig on top.
  3. Fill the spray bottle with rubbing alcohol. Spray the wig with rubbing alcohol.
  4. Once the colors in the wig look blended/solid and you can no longer see any blonde, let the wig sit and dry. I recommend letting the wig sit for as long as possible before rinsing it to allow the stain to become more prominent. I let the wig pictured sit for 7 months before I rinsed it.
  5. Rinse the wig until you see no more color coming out of it. (Remember, you may still stain whatever you rinse it in, so wash the surface of the container you used right after rinsing.)

Next, you just have to style the wig (the pictured wig is not styled yet). I recommend looking up a tutorial about styling a wig for your chosen character because styling techniques can change a lot from character to character.

(The wig pictured was dyed with blue and green Sharpies to create a blue-green wig.)

—Angel Wolske, Cosplay Editor

Driftwood #18: Self-Care Corner

April 30, 2021

Find a Hobby

Hobbies can be a lot of fun. They may not seem important, but they actually do more for our mental health than we may think. Hobbies provide self-care in different ways, helping us relax because we enjoy doing them. Hobbies can also reduce our stress levels, and we could all use that. The three articles below detail our Self-Care writers’ favorite hobbies. 

Get Started with Photography

camera stock imageWhen people are looking to get into photography, they often get really overwhelmed, really fast! It’s these little mental blockers that make getting into photography tough for some, not the actual photography itself. I’m hoping that, even if you are new to photography, you may be able to connect with stories of facing a difficult situation in another area of your life and getting the best of it.

Find Your Inspiration: Do you find yourself taking portraits the most? Or do you fancy abstract imagery or astonishing landscapes? Perhaps you would like to get into event photography. Whatever it is that made you want to try photography, hang on to it and use it as your inspiration to grow and follow your new passion.

Get a Good Camera: Anybody who’s just learning photography now can buy budget mid-pro mirrorless cameras that are not only very lightweight but also highly adept at delivering professional, magazine-quality images. But it’s important that you learn how to use your camera, and that it fits your preferred type of photography.

Compose Carefully: In photography, it’s always quality over quantity. Taking hundreds of pictures won’t make a photographer, especially if the shots are not well thought through. Before holding the camera up near your face and clicking the shutter, take a few seconds to study the scene, properly focus on your subject, and carefully frame your shot.

Attend Workshops: There’s a lot that you can learn from a photography workshop or tutorial, even if you don’t have a camera or are not all that interested in getting into amateur photography. Workshops teach you everything from camera settings, framing rules, to more advanced lessons like professional lighting and photo editing.

Here are some workshops that gear towards novice photographers!

—Bruce Kong

Bullet Journaling

If you’re like me and like to keep your life organized, you could try bullet journaling as a way to do so. It allows you to customize the pages to suit your own needs, so you don’t have to settle for some of those planners you find in stores, and also to make it as minimalistic or artistic as you want. Keep your life organized, be as creative as you want, and hopefully you will find it as calming as I do. If you are looking for some inspiration, there are some ideas below, as well as the gratitude journal in Driftwood issue #16 and tons of ideas on Pinterest!

What you need to get started:

  • journaling exampleNotebook: This can be anything you want to keep it in, whether that be an actual journal that uses bullet points, a lined notebook, or even one you create online in a design app like I did (see right).
  • Pencil/Pen
  • Markers/Crayons/Stickers/etc. (OPTIONAL): If you are wanting to make this a more artistic endeavor, you can use anything you have laying around, from crayons to paint. Or crafting stores have options for tons of stickers, stamps, and more that you could get.

Some ideas for things to include in it:

  • Index
  • Weekly planner (see right for idea)
  • Yearly planner
  • Books to read
  • Goals
  • Brain dump
  • Birthday/holiday list
  • Gratitude pages
  • Favorite quotes
  • Study tracker
—Jasmine Hanson

Learn a New Language

"hola" signBy setting aside time every day, you can learn a new language and give your brain a workout at the same time. The benefits go beyond learning a new language: you’ll also improve your memory and problem-solving skills. By choosing to make the learning process a hobby instead of taking classes, you’re able to decide how much time you set aside each day and when you practice. There are plenty of apps that can help you learn a new language, but I’m going to discuss the two I found most useful:

Duolingo: This app is game-based and teaches you words and phrases using a memory-card format. Remember when you were younger and you had math flashcards to practice addition and subtraction skills?  This app does the same thing basically, but with languages. Choose from 37 languages, even including Klingon from Star Trek.

HelloTalk: After practicing on Duolingo for a bit, check out HelloTalk because it will give you the opportunity to talk with Native speakers of the language you’re trying to learn. You’ll be able to discuss and practice phrases while also helping the other person learn your native language.

Other things you could try:

  1. Find a workbook and slowly complete it.
  2. Follow language tutorials on YouTube.
  3. Watch films and shows in the foreign language (with subtitles in the beginning).
  4. Find a partner to learn the language with and take turns learning phrases and teaching them to the other person.
  5. Write in a journal in the language you’re learning. This will help with vocabulary and sentence creation.
—Angel Wolske, Self-Care Editor

Driftwood #18: Buy Local

April 30, 2021

Local Pizzerias

Luigi's pizzaEveryone loves pizza! Yes, I’m even looking at you, health nuts. Pizza is the perfect thing to order when you’re feeling low maintenance, and are looking for something a little indulgent. Want to go out and eat? Order your pizza in the restaurant. Want to have a relaxing night in? Order your pizza for delivery! Either way, that melty, cheesy goodness is worth sacrificing your diet for a day.

Here are a few local pizza places and chains that our Buy Local writers recommend!

Local Pizza Restaurants in Green Bay: 

  • Green Bay Pizza Co. Inc. (920) 465-9555: A nice, casual eating place with an array of pizzas, burgers, wings, and sandwiches, Green Bay Pizza Co. has the perfect food for college students looking to have great, filling pizza on a discount! They list their student deals at the bottom of their pizza menu, and trust me, there are plenty to choose from.
  • Gallagher’s Pizza (Phone numbers vary based on location.): With a long, unique list of pizza combinations, calzones, sandwiches, pasta, and salad, this Wisconsin pizza chain will be sure to have something for you! The owners of Gallagher’s Pizza describe it as a Chicago- and Irish-style combination of flavors, and folks rave about the Cheese Lover Pizza. (Locations include Suamico, DePere, and two in Green Bay.)
  • Cranky Pat’s Pizza (920) 468-7777: Found both in Neenah and Green Bay, WI, this pizzeria should be on your “must visit” list. They have a few other options besides pizza, but if you’re not getting the pizza, you’re missing out. I suggest the Garden Pizza. They even offer pizza by the slice if you don’t have the necessity for a full pie! (Locations in Neenah and Green Bay.)

Local Pizza Places in Marinette:

  • The Brothers Three (715) 735-9054: Whether you’re looking for a steaming hot pizza or a frozen one to cook later, this local pizza joint has got you covered. And even if you’re not in the mood for pizza, check out their burgers, soup, salads, wings, sandwiches, seafood, pasta, and Mexican options. With such a big variety on their menu, The Brothers Three is the perfect place to explore, especially if you have a picky group of friends, because it has something for everyone.
  • Real Pizza (715)735-7121: Walk into this classic pizza shop with a twist of vintage mom-and-pop vibe. Explore the candy and ice cream choices or enjoy some of their wonderful pizza. Or maybe you’re in the mood for some egg rolls. I heard from a friend that they have some of the best in town.
  • Luigi’s Pizza (715) 582-4535: Have you been looking to try a traditional Italian meal in town but didn’t know where to go? Well, walk right into Luigi’s Pizza and enjoy the variety of Italian pizza, pasta, and sandwiches they have to offer. Even bring along those picky friends as this pizza joint offers the classic American sandwich, or like we call it, a burger. Although Luigi’s is not in Marinette, the neighboring city of Peshtigo isn’t far away.
—Kira Doman, Business Editor, and Angel Wolske

Driftwood #18: Alumni Spotlight

April 30, 2021

Alumni Spotlight: Craig Bergner

Craig and familyCraig Bergner is a graduate of Winneconne High School and is a currently working to help his parents open a fish and coral store in Oshkosh, WI called Sanctuary Aquatics. Helping others and focusing on family are Craig’s drivers in life. This passion has not only enabled Craig to assist in opening his parents’ store, but has also pushed him to raise thousands of dollars for numerous foundations, charities, and families in need.

He says, “I enjoy working closely with my family and feel a sense of pride whenever we reach milestones toward the ultimate goal. When fundraising, being able to bring others joy as they are going through a difficult circumstance is an amazing feeling.”

During his time at the Marinette campus, Craig’s experience and participation in men’s basketball is a great example of the importance athletics can play in one’s academic and personal journey. 

What is your favorite memory of campus? 

Craig: Playing basketball for the university with my brother and teammates. The countless hours of practice, weight room, film sessions, study hall, and game days turned our group of guys into one big family.

What is a benefit fo being a student athlete at a smaller UWGB location?

Craig: In college, it’s all about time management, especially with the added demands of playing a sport. Professors see the effort you are putting forth, and [if you reach out], they are always willing to help with any content or coursework you may be struggling with.

Why is the Marinette campus a great place to obtain your education?

Craig: I loved my experience at this campus. The smaller class sizes allowed for a more inclusive college experience, closer relationships with professors, and greater connections within the community.

How did your time here help fuel your passions?

Craig: One example is from my time playing basketball. The team would travel to local schools for our “Little Bucs” program. We would speak to students about the importance of school, working hard, and making good choices. I enjoyed getting to be a role model and giving the youth goals to work toward.

Interested in playing sports for the 2021-22 academic school year? Contact our coaches for more information! 

🏐 Women’s Volleyball: Coach Dan Porath, porathd@uwgb.edu.
🏀 Men’s Basketball: Coach Bryan Wickstrom, wickstrb@uwgb.edu

Driftwood #17: Table of Contents

The Driftwood #17: April 15, 2021

News, Events, and Happenings on the Marinette Campus

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The Driftwood is our student-centered e-newsletter for the Marinette campus. We’ll bring you tips for navigating life as a masked-and-distanced or online student, as well as suggestions for entertaining yourself while you’re social distancing.

The Driftwood is published by the UWGB Practicum in Literary Publishing class.

Books Editor: Olivia Meyer
Cooking and Movies Editor: Mallory Allen
Haunted WI Editor: Aleida Toebe
Health & Fitness Editor: Bruce Kong
Music and Puzzles Editor: Sydney Sebert
News Editor: Kira Doman
School Tips, Gaming, and Anime Editor: Jasmine Hanson
Self-Care Editor: Angel Wolske

Interested in being on the Driftwood staff? Enroll in ENG 224: Practicum in Literary Publishing for the spring 2022 term.

Questions or News Items? Contact The Driftwoods advisor, Tracy Fernandez Rysavy.

Driftwood #17: Campus News

April 15, 2021

Free Theater: The Laramie Project

Laramie Project iconMissing the theater? UW-Green Bay Theatre is back and will be bringing you their latest play, The Laramie Project, from April 29 – May 2. This is a full production, staged and filmed, then streamed to your computer or device. While tickets are free, you will need to reserve one to receive the streaming link.

In 1998, the murder of gay college student Mathew Shepard rocked the country. This hate crime in the small town of Laramie, Wyoming, is the basis of The Laramie Project. Based on interview with the townspeople, this production probes the depths of hatred and bias towards the LGBTQ community.

Directed by Professor Rebecca Stone-Thornberry, the play was written by Moises Kaufmann and members of the Tectonic Theater Project.

You may reserve a free ticket for any available day, then watch it anytime within the viewing period. Please note that each ticket is good for one viewing only, so if you want to watch it again, you’ll need to reserve another ticket.

Visit the UWGB theater website to request a ticket.

“What Were You Wearing?” Exhibit Still Open

Just a reminder that the “What Were You Wearing?” exhibit runs through April 29th on the Marinette campus in room M-109. View the exhibit anytime between 8:00 a.m. – 4:40 p.m., Monday through Friday.

The “What Were You Wearing” exhibit provides a tangible response to one of our culture’s most pervasive myths, namely, that if a person was sexually assaulted, they must have been wearing revealing clothing to “ask for” the attack. Exhibit outfits have been recreated from the stories of student-survivors.

If you need help or healing for sexual assault, please visit one of the following resources:

Driftwood #17: Important Campus Services

April 15, 2021

Drop In to Visit Our Math and Writing Tutors

tutoring iconOur Marinette campus writing and math tutors are available to help you with your assignments as we close in on the end of the semester. Visit uwgb.edu/marinette/tutoring for links to our tutors’ virtual offices for drop-in help.

Writing tutor drop-in hours (click here for the writing tutors’ virtual office):

  • Monday – Thursday: 9 a.m. – 1 p.m.
  • Friday: 11 a.m. – 1 p.m.

Math tutor drop-in-hours (click here for the math tutors’ virtual office): 

  • Monday: 10:30 a.m. – 12:30 p.m.
  • Tuesday: 12:30 p.m. – 2:30 p.m.
  • Wednesday: 10:30 a.m. – 12:30 p.m.
  • Thursday: 10:30 a.m. – 12:30 p.m.

Plus, don’t forget, the main campus tutors are available by appointment to help with a variety of courses—just use the EAB Navigate app to schedule. And you can also access Brainfuse for around-the-clock help in several courses from Brainfuse virtual tutors.

May 19: Marinette Textbook Returns & Buyback Event 

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The UWGB bookstore will be coming to the Marinette campus on Wednesday, May 19th for students to sell back purchased textbooks and return rented books. The event will be located in the Library Building lobby from 10 a.m. – 4 p.m.

Prior to May 19th, you can return your textbooks at the Marinette campus library. The librarians will help you fill out the required paperwork.

After May 19th, you’ll need to return your textbooks directly to the Green Bay campus bookstore in person or by mail. All rented textbook returns must be completed by May 21st.

Free Medical Care and Nurse Helpline for Marinette Students

Prevea and UWGB logosDid you know that through UW-Green Bay’s partnership with Prevea, Marinette campus students can get free doctor visits and free phone consultations with a nurse?

Create an account with the My Prevea app or at MyPrevea.com to schedule a wellness appointment at the Marinette clinic on Cleveland Avenue. While your doctor appointment is free as long as you identify yourself as a UWGB-Marinette student, you (or your insurance) will be responsible for lab tests/screenings, prescription medication, immunizations, or pathology services.

In addition, students can also call Prevea’s 24/7 “ask-a-nurse” helpline, Prevea Care After Hours, for free. Call (920) 496-4700 or toll-free at (888) 277-3832 to ask a nurse any medical-related question, 24 hours a day, 365 days a year.

Finally, you can also still get free COVID tests at the Marinette Prevea or the UWGB Marinette Campus Testing Center (located in the cafeteria). The Marinette campus will conduct free testing for students on the following dates:

  • Tuesday, April 27: 10:00 a.m.–12:00 p.m.
  • Tuesday, May 11: 10:00 a.m.–12:00 p.m.

All testing participants should make appointments for testing by using the MyPrevea app or by visiting MyPrevea.com.

Complete Training Before Registering for Fall Classes!

Fall 2021 course registration is now open! Take a look at the Fall 2021 UWGB class schedule, and contact your Marinette campus advisor Bethany Welch to put together your schedule for fall. You can also try out our new College Scheduler tool.

If you’re having trouble scheduling your courses, check in SIS to make sure you don’t have any holds on your account. In addition, you’ll need to have completed the mandatory EverFi Sexual Assault Prevention Training, as failure to do so will also put a hold on your campus account. Check your campus email inbox for an email from automated-message@everfi-foundry.net for your personal link to begin the training.

Driftwood #17: Movie Recs

April 15, 2021

Inspirational Movies

These movies will make you smile, they’ll make you laugh, and they might even make you cry. But most importantly, they’ll inspire you to make your life one that’s worth living.

Miracle Season posterThe Miracle Season: In 2011, the Iowa City West High School volleyball team was fresh off a thrilling state championship and the favorites to win again in the upcoming season.Then, a few weeks before school began, tragedy struck when the Trojans’ star player Caroline “Line” Found was killed in an accident, leaving the entire tight-knit community in mourning. Line’s teammates were too devastated to even step on the court without their beloved senior captain, but West High head volleyball coach, Kathy Bresnahan, helped the girls see Line would’ve wanted them to continue playing in her memory. Kelley, Line’s best friend, stepped in to take over her all-important role as setter and, despite a disastrous start to the season, eventually something miraculous happened: the Trojans started winning again. Against all odds, the team clawed their way back to the state tournament, giving them the chance to honor their fallen friend in the best possible way: by playing for another championship victory, just as Line had hoped for. Based on a true story, The Miracle Season is a simultaneously heartwrenching and feel-good film that reminds us all to stand tall in the face of adversity and, above all else, never give up. It’s definitely a tearjearker (I saw the movie in theaters when it was first released in 2018, and there wasn’t a dry eye in sight!), so make sure you’ve got some tissues handy. But every time I watch this movie, my sadness is far outweighed by feelings of joy, triumph, and utter inspiration. Available on Hulu and to rent on other streaming services. 

—Mallory Allen, Movies Editor

Tuskegee Airmen posterThe Tuskegee Airmen: During WWII, the US Army launched a new program to recruit Black pilots to serve in combat, all of whom began their training at the air base in Tuskegee, Alabama. HBO’s The Tuskegee Airmen tells the story of the 99th Fighter Squadron, the first group of Black US fighter pilots to ship overseas and one of a handful that came through the Tuskegee program. While the 99th flew other missions as well, the film heavily features the 99th’s stint escorting bomber squadrons.

Given that this was the 1940s, the pilots had to overcome virulent racism in the then-segregated US military during training and deployments. White Army officials—embodied in the film by the true-to-life character of Major Sherman Joy—questioned whether the “Tuskegee experiment” was effective and should be allowed to continue, basing this concern on the racist idea that Black airmen were inferior to their white counterparts. To keep from losing their opportunity to serve, the 99th had to be perfectand so they were. According to the film and popular lore, the 99th had a miraculous record, with zero bombers shot down under their watch. While a few scholars have recently cast doubt on that claim, it’s clear that even if the 99th lost some bombers, they were still a formidable air combat force. As the movie shows, bomber squadrons began asking specifically for the 99thor cheered when they saw the red-painted tails of the Tuskegee pilots’ planes at their sides.

I wanted to be a pilot when I was a kid, a dream curtailed by my terrible eyesight and tragically weak depth perception. Movies like The Tuskegee Airmen provide vicarious thrills through their beautifully shot air combat scenes, but it’s this film’s inspirational, real-life story that sets it apart from the others. Incidentally, George Lucas wrote and released another film on the Airmen called Red Tails, but I’d recommend The Tuskegee Airmen over it hands down, for its diverse group of screenwriters who undoubtedly contributed to the film’s nuanced characterization. Available on HBO Max and to rent on other streaming services. 

—Tracy Fernandez Rysavy, Driftwood Advisor

Driftwood #17: The Trash Vortex

April 15, 2021

Welcome to the Trash Vortex, the entertainment black holes that never fail to suck you in and won’t let go until the trashy, so-bad-it’s-good end.

Trashy Movies from Childhood

Do you have a movie that you used to rave about as a child to your friends? A movie that you just had to watch over and over again? Odds are, if you rewatch that movie as an adult, you’ll laugh and think “How on earth did I ever think this was good?” Here are some of the Driftwood staff’s selections.

Bratz posterBratz: The Movie: As a group of best friends enter high school for the first time, Yasmin, Cloe, Sasha, and Jade all have the intentions of remaining the closest they’ve ever been while completely owning their presence in high school. However, the principal’s daughter—most popular girl in school—Meredith Dimly, has a system she wants the school to run by, and is not open to change. This system is so effective that as soon as the girls join extracurriculars, they no longer have time for each other and lose touch.

Finally, as their senior year begins, they reconnect and decide the entire school needs a break from the cliques enforced by Meredith. Together, they take the campus by storm by mingling with every clique at the school, to show the importance of being friends with people who have different interests from your own. They face each one of Meredith’s obstacles head-on, as she becomes more enraged by their uniqueness. The four compete in a talent show for a full-ride scholarship to the recipient’s college of choice, and in the process, bring the whole school together.

Released in 2007, Bratz: The Movie is the stereotypical high school film that makes it look like the most important period of your life. The clothing really screams the decade, and the acting is way over the top, but all I can think of when I watch it are fun childhood memories. This movie is the exact thing you would have watched in the early 2000s with your closest friends; everyone in their pajamas, too much sugar in your system, and the annoyingly catchy teeny-bopper songs turned up far too loud for your parents to be satisfied with. Though this movie never has, and never will, win any awards, it sure is fun to reminisce on the nostalgic vibes. Available on Netflix and other streaming platforms. 

—Kira Doman, Entertainment Editor

karate kid posterThe Karate Kid: When Daniel LaRusso moves from New Jersey to sunny Receda, CA, with his single mom, he feels like a fish out of water from the start. He manages to make a friend—blonde and beautiful Ali Mills—but her ex Johnny Lawrence doesn’t take it well. The two get into a fight over Johnny’s hamhanded attempts to win Ali back, and that’s when Daniel’s face learns that Johnny holds a black belt in karate from the local Cobra Kai dojo. Just as Daniel is about to take one too many blows to the head, the kindly maintenance man from his apartment complex, Mr. Miyagi, steps in and singlehandedly beats back Johnny and three of his black-belt friends.

Daniel begs Mr. Miyagi to teach him karate so he can defend himself, but Mr. Miyagi prefers negotiation to fists whenever possible. He totes Daniel along to the Cobra Kai dojo to talk with karate sensei John Kreese about his students’ violent tendencies. After a few minutes of failed diplomacy, it’s clear that the Cobras get their bully tactics from their teacher and his “strike first, strike hard, no mercy” motto. On the spot, Mr. Miyagi tells the Cobra Kai to lay off Daniel until he can face them at the All-Valley Karate Championship tournament. From there. Mr. Miyagi begins “training” Daniel—if you can call having him wax cars and paint fences training. But while these methods may be unorthodox, it soon becomes clear that Daniel may have a shot at holding his own, if not winning the All-Valley altogether. If, that is, the Cobra Kai don’t fall back on dirty fighting tricks.

While The Karate Kid might be a bit cliché and more languidly-paced than today’s sports-themed films, it’s still worth a watch, especially since it’ll set you up to better appreciate its spectacular, decidedly non-trashy Netflix spinoff series Cobra Kai, with its more nuanced writing and thrilling martial arts scenes. Plus, so many lines from the original have made it into our pop-culture lexicon that it’s almost mandatory viewing if you ever expect to win at ’80s trivia or Jeopardy. Available on AMC+ and to rent on other streaming services. 

Tracy Fernandez Rysavy, Driftwood Advisor 

Aquamarine posterAquamarine: Teenage besties Hailey and Claire are trying to make the most of their last few summer days together before Hailey is forced to leave their small Florida town and move to Australia for her mother’s job. Then, late one night after a violent storm, they discover a shocking surprise in the local beach resort’s swimming pool: a mermaid! Naturally, the girls befriend the mystical creature, Aquamarine, who explains that she left home and has just three days to prove to her father that love exists, or else marry the man he’s handpicked to be her husband. Aqua sets her sights on Raymond, the handsome lifeguard who Hailey and Claire have been crushing on for years, and convinces them to help her get him to fall in love with her by offering them a wish, which they can use to keep Hailey from moving away. Unfortunately for the hopeful trio, a flurry of problems—like the major time-crunch they’re up against; a clique of sabotaging, blonde mean girls; and the slight problem that Aqua’s human legs turn back into a mermaid tail at sunset and if they get wet—means that accomplishing their mission will not be as easy as they’d hoped…

As a young, Ariel-obsessed redhead whose favorite Disney film was The Little Mermaid, this movie was a favorite of mine throughout my childhood, and it’s still one I enjoy watching today. With its predictable plot points, cliché characters, sometimes cringey acting, and ridiculous amounts of drama, Aquamarine certainly earns its spot in the Trash Vortex. But it’s one of those wholesome movies that’s just so bad it’s good, and in my opinion, those are the best kind! Available free on YouTube. 

—Mallory Allen