The Driftwood #41: Podcast Picks

February 9, 2024

Informational Podcasts

If you’re looking for obscure knowledge to impress your friends with at the bar, look no further!

Radiolab

RadiolabRadiolab consists of fun, informational deep dives into an eclectic variety of topics, from how blue horseshoe crab blood is used in pharmaceuticals to modern drone tactics used in wars like the Russo-Ukranian Conflict. The podcast sets out to explain these topics with solid, competent journalism laid out in a pleasant manner, accompanied with a stunning, dynamic soundtrack, this podcast makes learning enjoyable and easy. Consulting a healthy array of topically relevant sources, including many firsthand interviews from those deeply involved and respected within their communities, Radiolab reliably relays useful, relevant information about the world around us.

One particularly admirable aspect about Radiolab is their commitment to journalistic integrity and neutrality in covering these stories. Covering such controversial topics as the death penalty, religious fundamentalism, and politics in the Middle East, such an approach is necessary and appreciated.

With glowing reception amongst listeners and critics alike, this show has been hailed as one of the most innovative on American podcast apps (and radio, as it is also broadcast in New York). It has even won two Peabody Awards for broadcast excellence, over four years! So, in short, I highly recommend checking out this podcast.

—Logan Meek, Podcast Editor

The Driftwood #41: Video Games

February 9, 2024

Warframe

Warframe iconAmong free-to-play games, Warframe is the only one to have its own official convention in North America. Warframe is an immensely popular online co-op game, blending fast movement, hack ‘n’ slash, and third-person shooting into a satisfying experience. Players play as warframes, which essentially function as classes, each one with different speed, shields, health, and abilities, cooperating in groups of four to complete the chosen mission.

The true pleasure of Warframe at this point might be the collectathon. Being almost a decade old, it carries a daunting amount of content. With a decade of factions to impress and armaments to earn, it will take even the most-dedicated player a year to compile an up-to-date arsenal, and thus should provide at least a year of continuous entertainment. Warframe currently has over 50 warframes and hundreds of weapons for the player to earn, master, and freely switch between to keep the gameplay fresh.

Warframe is free to play, which basically means there is no subscription and the initial game is practically a demo. Without a purchase, you will have access to the full game and all its content, but your playability will be significantly hindered. You can only hold so many warframes and weaponsand good weapons and warframes are nearly irreplaceableso you’ll need more inventory space. That’s how they get you. These inventory upgrades cost “platinum,” an in-game currency that is either bought with real money or traded with players. The best way to obtain platinum is to wait until you get a coupon from your daily log-in bonus. Definitely buy platinum in bulk to get the best deal, wait until you get a 50% off coupon, and spend it wisely, prioritizing necessities. With these guidelines, a $50 purchase should last years, although it will allow few in-game luxuries like cosmetics.

—Gage Wilson, Video Games Editor

The Driftwood #41: The Book Bachelor

February 9, 2024

For the romantics among us who like to read reviews before we shop….

The Book Bachelor: Edward Cullen

Edward Cullen
Photo: Blingee shareable image by rosycrystals.

The year is 2006. George W. Bush is still the president. You have the five most recent episodes of Pretty Little Liars saved on your DVR, but you haven’t watched them yet because your dad deleted an episode by accident, and you don’t want to miss something importantbut when your friends start talking about recent plot developments, you’ve been nodding along. (“OMG! I know, right?”) Your middle-school librarian asks you if you’re allowed to read Twilight when you try to check it out, and you don’t get the joke, so you laugh. “No, are you?” That’s a good question. No one has ever asked you if you’re allowed to read a book before. You nod, because even if you’ve begun to doubt the truth of your answer, this book has a cool cover. And vampires. You don’t know the cataclysm that lies in wait. You couldn’t. You’re only a tween.

Edward Cullen…. Yes, he had us all fooled. If only we’d had a trusty Subjectively Created Ranking, the Edward vs. Jacob War would have been over before it started. Our fallen Livejournal friendships, never forgotten. We dedicate this review to your memory.

So … how does he stack up? Our experts ran the numbers.

Dependability:
He disappears for large swaths of time, and only reappears when you’re in mortal peril. 2/5 ★★☆☆☆

Affection:
Well, he hasn’t eaten you yet! Unfortunately, he won’t stop telling you how much he wants to eat you, so it’s a bit of a vibe killer. 3/5 ★★★☆☆

Cuddlability:
Literally built like a sculpture. Pretty to look at, but attempts to cuddle will result in bruises. 1/5 ★☆☆☆☆

Charisma
Edward possesses so little charisma that it goes full circle to being charisma again. That haunted stare had America’s 12-year-olds in a death grip. 5/5 ★★★★★

Funness of dates
I’m sure Bella smiles in this series. In fact, she probably smiles when she’s with Edward at some point. Most of the time she looks miserable, though, so I’m going to give him a boring/5. You’d have more fun with Jacob. 🥱☆☆☆☆

Listening/communication skills:
Sure, he can read your mind, but hear me out: He’s 17 years old. Forever. 1/5 ★☆☆☆☆

Emotional intelligence:
Same as above. 1/5 ★☆☆☆☆

Regular intelligence:
Okay, it’s hard not to be well read when you’ve been 17 for 70 years. His poetic voice could use some work, though. 4/5 ★★★★☆

Coolness:
He’s a vampire, which is an automatic 5/5. ★★★★★
Overall: You can do better, queen. He’s lame, and, like, forever.

—Kana Coonce, Bachelor Editor
 

The Driftwood #41: Recommended Reads

February 9, 2024

Books with Darker Themes

The Fourth Wing
by Rebecca Yarros

Fourth Wing coverCreating and writing a whole unique human being is difficult. So many writers fall into the trap of writing stereotypes or tropes as opposed to something resembling people. Furthermore, too many times readers have read stories in which the main hero is too perfect. Their intentions always pure, not a bad bone in their body.

Yarros not only managed to create characters who are just as complex and loveable yet detestable as most human beings, but she wrapped this in a bow of a captivating story. Violet is an incredibly complex character. While her mother was a military general whose sons would follow her legacy, Violet was born suffering from a muscular disability. As a result, many believed she would only ever at most amount to being a scribe. However, in this fantasy novel, Violet’s mother encourages her to be a dragon rider, a job which not only is incredibly important but which brought about mass amounts of glory. Violet, however, is an incredibly fickle and sharp woman.

Violet is detestable at moments as she poisons some of her opponents. However, she garners sympathy as it is understandable that she has a disability, which has held her back. Another intriguing thing is the book does have dystopian themes with there being a high concentration of poverty. Some of these themes seem like a reflection of the nation the United States is becoming. So in some ways, while this book is a fun novel about dragon riding, it also serves as something of a warning. Overall, the book is very good. Not only does the author allow us to love and hate characters who seem all too human, but she does so in a novel that blends amazing fantastical themes of dragons and magic with a dystopian nightmare. So it is very worth the read.

Bad Girls Don’t Die
by Katie Alender

TW: Suicidal ideation, self-harm, and child abuse.

bad girls coverBad Girls Don’t Die by Katie Alender is an interesting mix of ideasideas which at first don’t seem like they mix well but when blended together taste oddly delicious. On one hand, it’s a coming-of-age novel about a loner longing for intimacy while navigating high school. Yet on the other hand, it’s a beautiful love story and a classic horror story.

To begin, it is a young-adult novel but it is still worth the read if you finished high school. It focuses a lot on the feelings that misfit teenage girls may experience.

The book does deal with some heavy themes that are beautifully handled, such as child abuse, self-harm, and sucicidal ideation. The horrific aspects of the novel are surprisingly bone-chilling. And it can be downright frightening. The writing slowly describes the gradual events that lead to supernatural occurrences such as Alexis, the main character’s sister, becoming oddly obsessed with dolls, then hearing doors slamming, and eventually getting dragged out of bed by a seemingly invisible force. The romantic aspects of the book are amazingly and beautifully written. And in a way, the novel displays the beauty of vulnerability in romance. Furthermore, the romance provides some light within the thick fog of darkness that the horror creates.

Overall, it is a good read because the writing is very good. In some ways it feels very raw. It also deals with delicate topics such as sucicidal ideation with grace. And it really highlights how in order to build trust with those we love they need to see us at our best in order to breathe us in at our worst. Furthermore, it dealt with the importance of family and how often times hate is simply tarnished love.

—Jalaine Olks, Books Editor

No Longer Human
By Osamu Dazai

TW: Suicide, drug use, alcohol, sexual harassment, abuse.

No Longer Human coverNo Longer Human by Osamu Dazai is a memoir that illustrates the struggles of Dazai throughout his childhood up until shortly before his early death. Dazai published this book in the form of his notebooks, like a diary, and it starts in his middle school years. He writes how his father was abusive and how the servants of his house may or may not have sexually assaulted himit’s unclear in the writing as it can be taken in a few ways. Once he graduated high school, he moved to Tokyo for college, away from the countryside where he lived. This is where he began experimenting with drugs, alcohol, and continued dabbling in art. He became addicted. He also became addicted to the idea of death, which resulted in multiple attempted suicides, two of which were double suicides, one of them being successful.

Overall, No Longer Human is a tragic story of a man who couldn’t learn to live with himself and the people around him. People who enjoy reading about other’s life stories would enjoy this, though this book is not for the soft-hearted as there are disturbing themes that may trigger some readers. I, for one, enjoy this book as it gives me a different perspective on how people think, live, and act.

—Kelsey Vanderpool

The Driftwood #41: Music Reviews: Local Music

February 9, 2024

Three Young Bands


Three Bands posterThree bandsWasted Pretty, Soup, and Candy Cigarettewill perform on February 24 at the Cactus, located at 40 W. Hosmer St. in Marinette. The show will start at 7:00 p.m. You must be at least 21 years old or be with a parent to enter!

Marinette’s Wasted Pretty is a trio punk band. Vocalist and guitarist Ginger Sky, drummer Joe Bauer, and bassist Joey Knauer make up the members. With a few covers thrown in, their repertoire consists mainly of original songs.

Progressive blues rock group Candy Cigarette is based in Oconomowoc, WI. They have two vocalists, the Deitz twins Isaac and Lucas, who play bass and guitar, respectively, and a drummer named Evan Sterken. Candy Cigarette’s set consists mainly of original songs with a few covers thrown in.
Soup is an alternative/grunge band based in Escanaba, MI. Members include vocalist Tyler Kangas, bassist Cheyenne La March, drummer Tregan Lippens, and guitarist Calvin Thibault. Though they have written some original songs, Soup primarily performs covers.

[Editor’s note: Wasted Pretty’s Ginger Sky is none other than Marinette campus student and Driftwood Horoscopes Editor Ginger Knauer!] 

—Ginger Knauer

The Driftwood #41: Music Reviews

February 9, 2024

Mood Music

Skiptracing (2016)
by Mild High Club


Skiptracing album coverLooking for a music album that can combat the groggy Wisconsin winter weather? Skiptracing (2016) can do just that. The American dream pop group Mild High Club, created in 2013 by Alexander Brettin, released their second studio album, Skiptracing, in 2016. Based out of Chicago, IL, this Midwestern group is known for their psychedelic sound and trance-like full albums.Skiptracing is a 30-minute album that starts with a light track and creates a relaxing mood so the listener can focus on closing their eyes and imagine soaking in the closest sun rays. The second song, titled “Cary Me Back,” continues the serene scene as if the listener is still mentally sun-bathing and now drifting down a lazy, slow river. The vibrant and meditative tracks rotate throughout the album, creating a full picture in only half an hour. For example, “Tessellation” is a groovy and smooth transition to the next track titled, “Head Out.”

Skiptracing from start to finish can be described as an adventure put into a quick time-lapse of a full day from sunrise to sunset with laid-back, relaxing moments in between. I highly recommend one of the Mild High Club’s most popular songs, “Homage,” which is featured on this album and can be best enjoyed by listening with headphones.

—Kayu Brooks, Music Editor

The Driftwood #41: Anime Picks

February 9, 2024

Trigun

Trigun posterWesterns have always been about tough gunslingers traveling frontiers and stopping villains. The protagonists of the genre are taciturn tough guys without emotion. Our protagonists either have a very famous name or no name, a righteous quest, and the adoration of the community. Christianity often finds its way into the genre, usually as a guide for the protagonist, sometimes a hindrance. Clint Eastwood’s numerous Westerns have become the default for the genre, but shows like The Mandalorian and even the 1954 Japanese movie Seven Samurai put spins on it. With the generic themes of the genre exhausted, there is nothing left to do but innovate, and that’s how we get the underrated anime Trigun.
The manga arrived in 1995 and the anime in 1998. Trigun succeeded in finding a twist on the worn-out Western genre. The protagonist is a mystery: rather than being the bounty hunter, as is custom of the genre, he is the bounty. Vash the Stampede is wanted for numerous massacres and slaughters and has a ridiculously large bounty on his head. Anyone, whether they’re familiar with Western tropes or not, should be picturing a large, burly brute, but this show is about circumventing established norms. The protagonist of this show is a skinny, clean, and handsome young man; and he’s nice. Vash is the nicest person on that horrible desert planet. Right away, we see him as a goofball and a savant, expertly using his environment and skill to incapacitate the villainous bounty hunters after himall with a friendly smileand escape. He doesn’t kill anyone in the whole skirmish.

As the show progresses, much more is revealed about the mysterious protagonist in the red coat. He has a weakness for women and hits on them like a middle school kid who’s not sure what he’s doing. He hauls around a magnificent silver revolver as if it were a part of him. He is a master in both shooting and fighting. But most of all, he is a strict pacifist. He hates death and hurting others and only uses his martial skills to subdue or trick his opponents to avoid bloodshed. He travels the broken planet, bringing much-needed peace along with the trouble that’s always close behind. His actions are saintly, and he should be deified rather than reviled.
There are two Trigun shows: the 1998 original Trigun and the 2023 Trigun Stampede. The original is 26 episodes, and the newer show is still airing. The original series ended a bit abruptly and left many hungry for more, and one quarter-century later, they got it. It stands to reason that one should watch the first show and then, if still interested, watch the new show, which is a re-imagining of the original content, not a sequel or a remake. Both shows are currently available on Hulu. 

—Gage Wilson, Anime Editor 

The Driftwood #41: Bingeable TV

February 9, 2024

You Are What You Eat: A Twin Experiment

You Are What You Eat posterThe four-part docuseries You Are What You Eat: A Twin Experiment was released on Netflix on January 1, 2024. This show is based on the “Standford Twins Nutrition Study” conducted by nutrition scientist Christopher Gardner, PhD. Of the 22 pairs of twins who are taking part in this study, four are featured in this fascinatingly informative show. This eight-week experiment requires each set of siblings to consume drastically different diets: they are randomly given either a vegan or omnivorous (meat- and plant-based) diet. For the first month, they will receive a food delivery, and they are only to consume what is specifically provided. For the last four weeks, they will maintain their designated diet, and they must make and buy their own food. The purpose of this experiment is to study the impact of the two diets for various health categories, including cardiovascular health, metabolic status, etc. During the first episode, many of these topics are further discussed as the doctors weigh the pros and cons of the meat- and dairy-based diet versus the plant-based diet.
Although there are many educational topics covered in this show, don’t let that deter you from witnessing the interesting way the twins react to receiving their diet without the control of personal choice. There are many scenes that feature the twins in their element, such as cooking for family and friends and hearing their opinions and guesses on what will happen during the study based on understanding how each twin feels about their assigned diet. It was entertaining to watch two sets of twins express indifference about which diet they would receive, and the disappointment of the other twins that were wishing for a particular diet. Specifically, the twins John and Jevon both received the opposite of what they were hoping for, and it was comical to watch their reaction. Watch this docuseries on Netflix to see the shocking results of the experiment and how John and Jevon persevere through these changes.

—Kayu Brooks, TV Editor

The Driftwood #41: Movie Recs: Nicolas Cage Films

February 9, 2024

Nicolas Cage Films

Almost everyone loves a good movie night. Getting all snuggled up under a blanket with some popcorn can be one of the best ways to spend a quiet night at home. If you are anything like me, you’re probably going for a double or even triple feature. When watching movies back to back, it can be fun to choose ones that fit into a specific theme, or as I like to do, movies that include a specific actor. For this edition of the Driftwood, we are focusing on the one and only Nicolas Cage. Appearing in more than 110 movies to date, Cage has a large range of selections for viewers to choose from. As an avid fan, here are two movies of his that I think are must-watches.

National Treasure

National Treasure posterIn this movie full of drama and adventure, Cage’s character Ben Gates is a historian and code breaker. He has spent his whole life searching for a treasure that is said to date back to the creation of the United States of America. He teams up with treasure hunter Ian Howe, and together they find a clue that points them toward their next step: stealing the Declaration of Independence. With the knowledge of this new clue, Howe betrays Ben with the hopes that he doesn’t have to share the treasure when he finds it. The two then race to the document and the next clue that will lead them to the find of a lifetime. Who will get to the Declaration first to get the next clue, and will the treasure ever be found? Available on Hulu and Disney+.

Willy’s Wonderland

Willy's posterIf you are a fan of hilariously bad movies, this one’s for you. In this film (which is quite obviously a rip-off of Five Nights at Freddy’s), Nic Cage plays an unnamed man who finds himself with a flat tire in a small town with only one auto shop that can help him out. The mechanic at this shop offers him a deal: he will fix the car for free, but the man must spend the night cleaning an abandoned Chuck E. Cheese-inspired restaurant called Willy’s Wonderland. He accepts this offer and heads over to the restaurant. It doesn’t take long before he realizes the animatronic animals that perform at Willy’s are no ordinary robots; rather, they are vicious killing machines. On this same night, a group of teenagers who know the truth about the nature of Willy’s Wonderland decide to break in and burn the place down, ending the robots once and for all. Together, the man and teenagers fight against the robots and try to survive until the morning. Will they make it out alive, or will Willy the Weasel and his band get them all? (Please note that this film does contain violence.) Available on Hulu, Amazon Prime, the Roku Channel, and Tubi. 

—Payton Rhyner, Movies Editor