The Driftwood #41: Bingeable TV

February 9, 2024

You Are What You Eat: A Twin Experiment

You Are What You Eat posterThe four-part docuseries You Are What You Eat: A Twin Experiment was released on Netflix on January 1, 2024. This show is based on the “Standford Twins Nutrition Study” conducted by nutrition scientist Christopher Gardner, PhD. Of the 22 pairs of twins who are taking part in this study, four are featured in this fascinatingly informative show. This eight-week experiment requires each set of siblings to consume drastically different diets: they are randomly given either a vegan or omnivorous (meat- and plant-based) diet. For the first month, they will receive a food delivery, and they are only to consume what is specifically provided. For the last four weeks, they will maintain their designated diet, and they must make and buy their own food. The purpose of this experiment is to study the impact of the two diets for various health categories, including cardiovascular health, metabolic status, etc. During the first episode, many of these topics are further discussed as the doctors weigh the pros and cons of the meat- and dairy-based diet versus the plant-based diet.
Although there are many educational topics covered in this show, don’t let that deter you from witnessing the interesting way the twins react to receiving their diet without the control of personal choice. There are many scenes that feature the twins in their element, such as cooking for family and friends and hearing their opinions and guesses on what will happen during the study based on understanding how each twin feels about their assigned diet. It was entertaining to watch two sets of twins express indifference about which diet they would receive, and the disappointment of the other twins that were wishing for a particular diet. Specifically, the twins John and Jevon both received the opposite of what they were hoping for, and it was comical to watch their reaction. Watch this docuseries on Netflix to see the shocking results of the experiment and how John and Jevon persevere through these changes.

—Kayu Brooks, TV Editor

The Driftwood #41: Movie Recs: Nicolas Cage Films

February 9, 2024

Nicolas Cage Films

Almost everyone loves a good movie night. Getting all snuggled up under a blanket with some popcorn can be one of the best ways to spend a quiet night at home. If you are anything like me, you’re probably going for a double or even triple feature. When watching movies back to back, it can be fun to choose ones that fit into a specific theme, or as I like to do, movies that include a specific actor. For this edition of the Driftwood, we are focusing on the one and only Nicolas Cage. Appearing in more than 110 movies to date, Cage has a large range of selections for viewers to choose from. As an avid fan, here are two movies of his that I think are must-watches.

National Treasure

National Treasure posterIn this movie full of drama and adventure, Cage’s character Ben Gates is a historian and code breaker. He has spent his whole life searching for a treasure that is said to date back to the creation of the United States of America. He teams up with treasure hunter Ian Howe, and together they find a clue that points them toward their next step: stealing the Declaration of Independence. With the knowledge of this new clue, Howe betrays Ben with the hopes that he doesn’t have to share the treasure when he finds it. The two then race to the document and the next clue that will lead them to the find of a lifetime. Who will get to the Declaration first to get the next clue, and will the treasure ever be found? Available on Hulu and Disney+.

Willy’s Wonderland

Willy's posterIf you are a fan of hilariously bad movies, this one’s for you. In this film (which is quite obviously a rip-off of Five Nights at Freddy’s), Nic Cage plays an unnamed man who finds himself with a flat tire in a small town with only one auto shop that can help him out. The mechanic at this shop offers him a deal: he will fix the car for free, but the man must spend the night cleaning an abandoned Chuck E. Cheese-inspired restaurant called Willy’s Wonderland. He accepts this offer and heads over to the restaurant. It doesn’t take long before he realizes the animatronic animals that perform at Willy’s are no ordinary robots; rather, they are vicious killing machines. On this same night, a group of teenagers who know the truth about the nature of Willy’s Wonderland decide to break in and burn the place down, ending the robots once and for all. Together, the man and teenagers fight against the robots and try to survive until the morning. Will they make it out alive, or will Willy the Weasel and his band get them all? (Please note that this film does contain violence.) Available on Hulu, Amazon Prime, the Roku Channel, and Tubi. 

—Payton Rhyner, Movies Editor 

The Driftwood #41: Fun Facts #2

February 9, 2024

Fun Valentine’s Day Facts

  • candy heartsValentine’s Day came from the ancient Roman celebration of Lupercalia that went from February 13 – 15, which is thought to have honored the Roman fertility god Lupercus. Many rituals were performed throughout the festival, such as animal sacrifice and whipping women with strips of goat hide.
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  • Red and white are the chosen colors of Valentine’s Day because they represent the blood sacrifice of the animals (red) and the milk used to cleanse the blood (white), from the festival of Lupercalia.
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  • “Wearing your heart on your sleeve” means something different from the phrase’s original connotation. In the third century, Roman Emperor Claudius II didn’t want his soldiers weakened by romantic relationships, so they would draw a name of a woman at the festival Juno, who would be their partner for the year. Soldiers would then wear the name of the woman on the sleeve of their shirt to show their bond until a new woman was selected at the next festival.
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  • Saint Valentine was beheaded on February 14, 270 A.D for performing marriages in secret. Even though marriage was against the law, he would still marry couples who were in love. After his imprisonment, Claudius told Valentine to renounce his faith or die. Valentine refused to reject Christianity and was sentenced to death by Claudius.
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  • Based on discovered texts, there were three saints named Valentine who died or were executed on February 14th. The one celebrated on Valentine’s Day is St. Valentine of Rome.
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  • An estimated six-million proposals happen annually on Valentine’s Day. Although the reasons that people want to get engaged on such a cliché day seem to vary, millions take the leap each year.
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  • Within the weeks surrounding Valentine’s Day, there is an almost 40% increase in divorces. Many couples tend to wait until after the holidays to investigate what is needed for filing or to actually file for divorce because they don’t want to disappoint families. Some couples also seem to look at Valentine’s Day as a last chance to save their marriage.
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  • Almost half of Americans (48%) feel that Valentine’s Day is an overrated holiday. Married couples and singles make up the majority of the group that feels this way.
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  • Singles Awareness Day is celebrated on February 15th to rejoice in the love you have for yourself, your family, and your friends. The origins trace back to high-school student Dustin Barnes and a group of friends who in 2001 celebrated being single and their friendship, with discounted Valentine’s candy the day after the holiday. They called it Singles Awareness Day to ironically take advangage of the acronym SAD, which single people on Valentine’s Day were thought to be. Dustin carried on the tradition at college, even getting the copyright in 2005, and his made-up holiday has continued to grow.
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  • On average one out of four Americans buy presents for their pets on Valentine’s Day. 27% of people buying Valentine gifts included their pet in the list of recipients. This increase is said to be linked to Valentine’s Day becoming less about couple love and more about celebrating all the love in your life.
Tiffany Jablonowski
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Driftwood #41: February Horoscopes

February 9, 2024

February Horoscopes

Aries (March 21 – April 19)
Forget Valentine’s Day—keep in mind the 22nd. On this day, Venus and Mars, the planets of love, will align for the first time since March 2022. It’ll be a great time to renew and focus on your closest relationships, platonic or romantic.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)
Venus and Mars align on the 22nd, an aspect that both ignites passion and stirs drama, and can lead to breakthroughs and breakdowns in your closest relationships. This change allows you to view your romantic life in a new light. How will you move forward?

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)
February is more about improving yourself than it is about developing relationships. The full moon in Virgo on the 24th emphasizes how much you’ve grown in your love and private life and how comfortable you are in your skin.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)
You’ll spend a lot of this month thinking about love, but think more of the power dynamics in your relationships.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)
Think about what you need and want from a relationship and communicate. The new moon on February 9th will be a perfect opportunity to set intentions.

Virgo (August 23 – September 23)
While it’s simple to get carried away with fantasies this time of year, in 2024 your top priorities are making the right choices for you and your romantic life. Sometimes the most boring, or reliable, option is the best option.

Libra (September 23 – October 21)
The new moon in Aquarius on the 9th allows you to observe certain people with fresh eyes. Then, on the 22nd, the time will be right to confess to your crush and see where things go. There’s no better time than the present to pursue your person.

Scorpio (October 22 – November 20)
On the 22nd, love planets Venus and Mars will align for the first time since March 2022, providing an opportunity to reset your romantic life. You could get swept away by memories and find yourself reaching into the past for solace and comfort, so be cautious. DON’T TEXT YOUR EX!

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)
If you meet a potential partner this month, be careful not to become obsessed with someone you don’t know.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)
Venus and Mars, the planets of love, spend the first part of the month in your sign, giving you the desire and motivation to pursue love!

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)
This month, you’re receiving a lot of love and admiration from everyone!

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)
On February 24, the full moon acts as a relationship check-in. If problems emerge, try to be realistic and practical rather than allowing your emotions to get the better of you. It will be easier to tell your truth as you take on your responsibilities on February 28, thanks to the clarifying Mercury and Saturn in your sign.

Ginger Knauer, Horoscopes Editor

Driftwood#41: Poetry Prompt

February 9, 2024

Write an Ae Freislighe Poem

For this issue, I’ll be writing an ae freislighe poem and giving you information on how to write this complex form. Ae freislighe poems are an Irish form, and the name translates to “lying down poem.” The rules for this form are:

1. Quatrain stanzas (4-line stanzas)
2. 7 syllables per line
3. The last words of the first and third lines of each stanza are triple rhymes, meaning the last three syllables rhyme together (xxa). (The Xs are syllables and the As and Bs denote a particular rhyming sound.)
4. The second and fourth lines of each stanza rhyme together as double rhymes. So the last two syllables rhyme (xb).

5. The poem uses a device called dunadh. This is when the final syllable, word(s), or line of the entire poem (not each stanza) must contain the same syllable, word(s), or line as the beginning of the poem.
When this form is diagrammed, it looks like this: (Note that all stanzas need to use the same rhymes.)
1. x x x x (xxa) 
2. x x x x x (xb)
3. x x x x (xxa)
4. x x x x x (xb)
“To All the Things I Didn’t Do”
By: Alkimie Andrews

I have imagination
I am just not attempting
I have no inclination
So nothing is too tempting

I lack the motivation
That is needed to create
I have the innovation
I just can’t substantiate

Not too much deviation
in the quite conventional
I need initiation
I need the intentional

There is some indication
Of my major undoing
I have no dedication
And that is my wrongdoing

The predetermination
I have no destination
A huge abomination
With no imagination
 —Alkimie Andrews, Poetry Editor

Driftwood #41: Fun Facts

February 9, 2024

Fun Linguistic Fact

Old Irish is the only language with a space between words that is not a blank. In the written form of Old Irish, spaces are also a line. 
The name of the written script is Ogham (the current spelling) or Ogam (the Old Irish spelling). Our oldest Ogam writings are from the 4th century on large stones that were likely grave headers. This script was in use until the 7th century. The Ogam alphabet looks like this (see graphic at right).

Alkimie Andrews, Fun Facts Editor
Image: Wikimedia Commons, licensed under Creative Commons CC BY-SA 4.0.

 

Driftwood #41: Wandering Wikipedia

February 9, 2024

Useless knowledge we dug up this week.

10 Things I Hate About Life

You know beloved teen romcom classic 10 Things I Hate About You? You ever wish it had a sequel? No? Then you aren’t director Gil Junger. 10 Things I Hate About Life was intended to be a spiritual sequel to Junger’s aforementioned directorial debut. It’s a love story about a man and a woman who meet while attempting suicide, get to know each other, and find their reasons for living as they do. If you’re anything like me, you’re thinking, “This seems like an iffy idea for a romcom.” This project never saw the light of day, so we’ll never truly know, but you can still watch the preview made to lure investors on YouTube.This preview wasn’t too effective on the investors in question, it seems. The project was canned after lead actress Evan Rachel Wood stopped showing up to work, claiming that she had still not been paid the $300k she had been promised by producers. Producers responded by suing her for $30 million. As of 2021, this lawsuit has still not been resolved.

Kana Coonce, Wandering Wikipedia Editor

Driftwood #41: YouTube Rabbit Hole

February 9, 2024

Stay on Task and Get Clean! 

This selection of YouTube videos was chosen to help readers stay motivated, learn tips and tricks of how to NOT procrastinate, and discover the best ways to stay clean throughout the long hours of the school day.

“How to Stop Procrastinating”
This video (pictured right) is for procrastinators, the people who can’t seem to focus or do anything. In this video, you’ll learn why you procrastinate and get tips on how to not procrastinate. As a procrastinator, I find this is a helpful video and a quite interesting one, too.

“How to Study After School when TIRED:
Study Tips, Energy Hacks, Study Motivation”

Staying motivated is a struggle for many students, and some professors, during this time of year when all you want to do is curl up on the couch or in bed and watch a show or read a book with a nice snack and warm drink. This video gives you tips and tricks on how to keep yourself motivated throughout the day and stay healthy!

“How to Stay Fresh and Clean All Day in School”
This is the video for the people who struggle with staying clean. It happens; it’s college and some people are more worried about assignments or video games rather than taking care of themselves. This video demonstrates how to take care of oneself in one’s daily life  This video has a lot of good hygiene tips for everyone to follow.

—Kelsey Vanderpool, YouTube Editor

Driftwood #41: Good Advice

February 9, 2024

Good Advice

Our advice columnist answers your burning questions about navigating life as a college student.

Dear LIFE,

I don’t have enough money to pay for food until I get my next paycheck. What can I do? I don’t want to live off popcorn and packaged noodles!

—Hungry in the Frozen Tundra

Dear Hungry in the Frozen Tundra,
Thank you for reaching out. Times are difficult for many people, and food insecurity need not be a concern for you on top of your studies and other life experiences. There are multiple ways you can find and get the resources you need so that popcorn is saved for movies and packaged noodles are a quick fix, not a permanent one! Let’s start with the important questions of WHERE? WHEN? WHO? HOW?:

UWGB has the Campus Cupboard & Clothes Closet centralized in Green Bay, but there are Campus Cupboards & Closets at all four locations. The Campus Cupboard mission is to provide an on-campus food pantry, clothing closet, and cleaning/personal hygiene product stock to ensure adequate basic needs are met for all students, faculty, and staff. All items are free for the taking. The Green Bay Campus Cupboard & Closet is open from 10 a.m. – 6 p.m. on weekdays. The Marinette Campus Cupboard & Closet is open from 8 a.m. – 4:30 p.m. on weekdays..Take whatever you need at the Marinette Cupboard & Closet, which is divided between two rooms. The clothing is next to the Student Union in the Main Building (Room M-160), and the personal care and food items are in the Theatre building (T-139). The Green Bay Cupboard & Closet, located in Rose Hall 140, serves many more people and therefore limits visitors to up to two bags of groceries if you’re supporting one or two people, and two bags if you have a family of three or more.For other assistance with food insecurity, contact the Dean of Students Office: 920/465-2152, dos@uwgb.edu.In addition, you may be eligible for government SNAP food benefits.SNAP, the Supplemental Nutritional Assistance Program, is a federal program that provides free nutritional food to persons in need. Be sure to talk to your financial aid advisor to see if you may qualify. For further information and guidelines, consult the USDA Food and Nutrition Service website page for students.Most importantly, don’t be afraid to ask for help. The faculty, staff, and your classmates at UWGB care, and we are a family that rises together!

Yours sincerely,
LIFE

Carol Wilson, Advice Editor

Driftwood #41: College Cooking

February 9, 2024

The Foodie Finder: Fit Men Cook

Who has time to cook, let alone make it healthy? You do! It’s all about planning, pantry, and prep. Here at the Foodie Finder, we want to help connect you to healthy eating, valuable information, and great recipes by doing the searching for you. In this issue, we showcase  Fit Men Cook blogger and author Kevin Curry (pictured right) and his strategies for college students to save time and money while eating well. In his blog post, “48 College Meal Prep Ideas for College Students,” you’ll find the following:

      • 9 Tips for Easy College Meal Prep
      • 10 Budgeting Tips for College Student Meal Prepping
      • 48 Breakfast, Lunch, Dinner & Snack Recipes

“Meal prepping is like that awesome friend who helps you out when you need it most. It saves you time, keeps your wallet happy, lets you eat healthier, and adds a dash of variety to your meals,” Curry writes. “It’s like a superpower that turns your humble dorm kitchen into a food paradise.”

Here’s one example of Curry’s delicious recipes to try, using a common college food staple. What would life be without ramen noodles? Kevin will show you how to elevate them by using brown rice & millet ramen noodles for a healthier option on his Beef and Broccoli Ramen Noodles recipe.

Carol Wilson, Cooking Editor

Spicin’ It Up: A Quick and Easy Guide to Seasonings

When living on a budget, what makes that difference between microwaved meals and something appetizing is the variety afforded via proper seasoning (a bit of lime juice and chili garlic sauce has personally saved
me time and time again).
However, the truth of the matter is that being alone for the first time in, well, ever, requires a baseline for just what to use—let alone finding what works best for a dinner for two. What’s the difference between a spice and an herb? How does aroma fit into any of this? Where should I store them?
In her blog article “A Beginner’s Guide to Fresh Herbs and Spices,” chef Crystal Zaragoza of Chicago-based cooking school The Chopping Block offers a comprehensive guide to the following:

      • Classifying herbs between robust and tender
      • Prepping and storing seasonings for everyday use
      • An overview of minerals like salt and how to cook with it

“I know there was a time when I thought I was doing it right by shaking in some chili powder and dried oregano when finishing a dish to try and bring out more flavor,” Zaragoza writes. “It turns out that I didn’t know the half of it.”

Sasha Bouyear