The Driftwood #36: Ultimate Hobbies 1

May 3rd, 2023

Everyone has that one thing they enjoy more than anything to pass the time. It might be knitting, clothespin art, or even painting. For those of you looking for new or more challenging hobbies, we’ve got you covered. Below, we’ve picked out ultimate, step-it-up activities to push your perseverance and boost your creativity.

Candle-Making

candle-makingFor some reason, child-me loved power outages. It was a time when everyone had to put the electronics down, get out the matches for the propane stovetop, and light some candles—those very tiny, one-use deals you get in a tray. Today, I keep some of them on standby in my own house for the same reason, but also if I decide to make marshmallows in my living room. Remember, never leave open flames unsupervised.According to Parkscandles.com, people have been using candles for centuries. During the Qin Dynasty in China, candlemakers used whale fat to make their candles. Elsewhere, beeswax was common. In 500 BC, Romans utilized beef or lamb tallow, along with a strand of twine. People in India used cinnamon with yak butter, and Indigenous Alaskans and Canadians favored the candlefish. Joseph Morgan of Manchester used a braided wick in place of a twisted one, which made it last longer. After perfecting his materials, he built a machine that produced 1,500 of these fire sticks in a single hour. Then, in the 1850s, James Young distilled paraffin from coal and oil shales, creating an inexpensive wax variety that, when combined with stearic acid in the 19th century, was known for its durability and lengthened use.Today, you can choose the attributes you want a candle to have by what kind of wax and oil scent you use. Paraffin, soy, coconut, and beeswax vary in burning length, transparency, smell, and environmental cleanliness (note: while there’s no definitive study stating burning paraffin is harmful, exposure to burning the chemicals in it have been linked to higher rates of cancer). For fragrance, you can double up on aromatherapy (just be careful which ones you use if there are kids or pets around). Containers? Just make sure they can hold up to the temperatures the melted wax and flame will be.Think this might be your ultimate hobby? For instructions on how to do it with project material examples, watch this beginner’s tutorial.
—Grace Desotell, Hobbies Editor

The Driftwood #36: DIY Gardening

May 3rd, 2023

It may feel like the winter weather will never let up, but planting season is just around the corner! And whether you have a green thumb or have never grown a thing in your life, this is the perfect year to gear up your garden with some new gardening know-hows.

Sweet Potatoes

Sweet potatoes on a cutting boardMy holiday go-to vegetable is the sweet potato. Not only is it versatile and easy to prepare in the kitchen, but the stems are a good alternative to spinach, too, thanks to their similar textures and nutrients. But how in the free-floating snowflakes can they be grown in colder, often wetter environments like that of Michigan or Wisconsin? It’s easy; just follow the tips below and you’ll be all set!

  1. Know your taters. Beauregard is one of the most common species of sweet potato grown here, known for its quick maturing rate (90 days) and its higher cold tolerance. However, the Jewel, Garnet, Georgia Jet, and Covington varieties are also popular among Northern gardeners. When choosing what kind to purchase, consider what size, shape, and flavor you’d like, as well as how drought/water/cold-resistant they are. Note that it may take up to six months for the plant to produce.
  2. Know your soil. While these tubers aren’t super picky about the ground they’re planted in, like most potatoes, they prefer sandy, rich, and well-drained soil. This enables their roots to spread out with little difficulty and without encountering large pockets of moisture that can lead to rot. Only water every other day unless it’s especially hot out and the plants are showing signs of yellowing or wilting. Reduce watering near the end of your variety’s days to maturity to prevent the skins from cracking.
  3. Plant at the right opportunity. May through early June (or three weeks after the last frost) is the best time to put the sweet potatoes or sweet potato slips into the ground. Preferably, soil temperature should remain no colder than 55°F at night. This also plays a factor in harvesting as you’ll want to dig them up before the first frost in autumn.
  4. Lay plastic down. Technically, this step is optional. However, it keeps the weeds down and the warmth in the ground. Place a sheet of two-sided billboard tarp or landscape plastic down white first and cut slits where the potato bushes will sprout. Silage tarp plastic found on farms works great, too. These can be purchased at feed mills or anywhere you buy garden plastics.
  5. Harvest. Pitchforks and shovels both function well to dig up tubers, if you don’t plan on letting the roots continue to grow next year. However, you’ll want to do no more than loosen the soil if you desire otherwise. Note: Sweet potatoes require curing under very particular circumstances to be stored for long periods of time after harvest, so do some research and plan in advance how you’ll go about doing this. I’ll be cooking and canning my own. You can collect the leaves for eating once or twice a week by trimming a small portion of the bush, tossing out the stems to be composted. Always leave a clump of healthy green material behind.

Growing Ideas

  1. Humble bundle. Sweet potatoes can be quite happy in a raised garden bed, a plastic bin, or a big pot. Be sure to provide about a 12” diameter, 12” deep area for them to grow. The tubers won’t be quite as big as if they’re in the ground, but you’ll still have something delicious to take home at the end of the day (or inside, should it get chilly early in the year). To ensure they have more essential nutrients available to them, add compost, chicken manure, and rice husks to your soil mixture (available in hardware and gardening stores).
  2. Mound baby. All potatoes appreciate a 10” mound of soil heaped over their row in the garden, even these guys. This is because the tubers push upward through the soil when they begin to crowd (leaving them exposed) and because the stems tend to grow fairly tall (resulting in poor support). You can even add a trellis for hand-weaving the green material into manageable clumps.
—Grace Desotell, Gardening Editor

The Driftwood #36: Local Favorites

May 3rd, 2023

Horror Comedy
Support these wonderful local boutiques to find outfits in time for the summer season! There is a welcoming atmosphere in these shops with staff who are willing to assist in creating new looks.MarinetteGoose and Gander storefrontThe Goose & Gander Finery (715/732-0825): 1712 Dunlap Avenue, Marinette. This boutique features more than just clothing; some of the other items include home décor, personal gifts, and greeting cards. The business page on Facebook posts weekly photos of new clothing items as well as home gifts. In addition, the Goose & Gander website includes many items that are available to order online. The categories on the website are baby and kids, jewelry/accessories, bath and body, cards, clothing, new arrivals, and sale items. With a beautiful window display, this boutique is hard to miss, visit the Goose & Gander Tuesday through Friday from 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. and Saturday from 10 a.m. to 2:00 p.m. They are closed on Sunday and Monday.Green Bay

Apricot Lane storefrontApricot Lane Boutique (920/634-2620): 905 Bay Park Square, Green Bay. Apricot Lane is located within the Bay Park Square Mall, which gives this boutique the flexibility of maintaining the same hours as the mall.  Although the store sells mostly clothing, shoes, accessories, and winter wear sold at this boutique, there are also sections that have local Green Bay and Wisconsin apparel. I have been to this boutique before, and I always notice that there are constantly new clothing options, especially during season changes, and I especially love the jewelry and shoes. There is also an active Facebook page that posts daily deals, with outfit ideas. Stop by the Apricot Lane Boutique Monday through Thursday 10 a.m. to 8:00 p.m. They are open a little later Friday and Saturday, until 9:00 p.m. On Sunday, the boutique is open from 11:00 a.m. to 6:00 p.m.

—Kayu Brooks, Local Favorites Editor

The Driftwood #36: The Trash Vortex

May 3rd, 2023

You’ve reached the place where all the bad, but oh-so-satisfying entertainment exists. Here, in the Trash Vortex, we provide you with only the trashiest, most bingeworthy recommendations. It’s a dark hole you won’t escape!

Dating Sims

Imagine your favorite trashy romance novel. Now, imagine that novel as a game, featuring you as the protagonist! Enter: the otome game. Meaning “maiden game” in Japanese, the term “otome game” is used to describe a story-based game (generally a dating simulation, in which the objective is to win the heart of one of several characters presented to the player) geared toward, you guessed it, young women. Rising popularity in the west means that more of these games—once considered too bizarre and unmarketable to bother localizing—have found their ways to our shores. Our maidenly dreams have never been more firmly in our grasp.AmnesiaAmnesia posterAmnesia (also titled Amnesia: Memories in the US to avoid confusion with a certain other horror game) is … problematic. Like, really problematic. Like, “all of these men suck; why am I even trying to win their favor?” problematic. It’s a game about unhealthy relationships that does not even pretend to handle them well. But boy, is the writing juicy.When you, the unnamed, blank-slate heroine, wake up with no memory—the result of some expository supernatural shenanigans in the game’s intro—you must learn all that you can about yourself and the world around you in order to regain them. Oh, and there are mysterious forces trying to kill you, and that’s in addition to enduring some, frankly, atrocious treatment by some of your potential romance options (looking at you, Toma). Fun, right?As this is a romance game geared toward women, you would think the plot would be something a little … I don’t know. Sweeter. That is where you would be wrong. Amnesia is a psychological thriller, through and through, and one that is generally considered a standout of the genre. Just … please be sure to put your critical thinking skills to use with this one. You are smarter than a romanticized abuse narrative! Available on Steam, Nintendo Switch, iOS, and Android.)Trigger warnings for abuse, murder, manipulation.Mystic Messenger
Mystic Messenger posterDating pngs in a controlled setting not doing it for you? Wish to be just a little more beholden to the whims of an anime boy? Allow me to introduce Mystic Messenger, the mobile game that took the internet by storm in 2016. Play as a regular girl with no personality who finds herself wrapped up with the RFA, a nonprofit organization dedicated to raising money for purposes that are never elaborated on beyond, “It’s for charity.” Members include Zen, a handsome, self-absorbed rising actor; Jumin Han, the humorless heir of a conglomerate; 707, a hacker who lives off of memes, Dr. Pepper, and potato chips; and Yoosung, a gamer. Not into men? That’s fine. There’s also a … gal pal option? That’s basically the same thing as finding true love, right? Right? Three cheers for female friendship!Mystic Messenger is (in)famous for introducing augmented reality mechanics into the classic dating simulation formula: Conversations with other characters happen via a chat room on your phone in real time, meaning that if you’re not in the game at the right time, you might miss chunks of the story, which can frustratingly lead you to a bad ending. In addition, characters might call the player, which can make playing on the go a bit of a struggle. Both of these issues can be mitigated via the game’s in-game currency, which allows you to replay conversations you might have missed … if you’re willing to shell out a bit of cash IRL. For 707, I’d pay anything. Available for iOS and Android.

Kana Coonce, Trash Vortex Editor

The Driftwood #36: Horror Hovel

May 3rd, 2023

Horror Comedy

What’s black and white and red all over? This joke! …Okay, I can hear your groans from here. Fortunately, these horror comedies will have you laughing the whole way through … if you’re not too spooked, that is.Tucker and Dale vs. EvilTucker and Dale posterIn this spoof of a slasher movie, two awkward but well-intentioned hillbillies, Tucker (played by Alan Tudyk) and Dale (played by Tyler Labine), finally buy the vacation home of their dreamsa run-down cabin in the woods. All seems to be going well until a group of college students on a camping trip mistake the two for bloodthirsty killers. To make things worse, in their attempts to save their “kidnapped” friend, Allison, who is staying with the two after they saved her from drowning, the students begin falling prey to bizarre, deadly accidents (think Final Destination, but sillier). Will Tucker and Dale ever be able to clear the air between them? Tucker and Dale vs. Evil is best enjoyed with friends, especially if you’re the type of person who loves giving commentary on what you’re watching.

—Kana Coonce, Horror Editor

What We Do in the ShadowsWWDITS posterThis hilarious mockumentary TV series follows the wacky experiences of four vampires that have lived together for hundreds of years on Staten Island. The cast features Nandor the Relentless, a warrior and conqueror from the Ottoman Empire; British vampire Laszlo; the seductive Nadja; and Colin the day-walker. We also can’t forget one of the funniest parts of the series, Nandor’s familiar, Guillermo. He’s the only human in the mix and has so many ridiculous and comical moments. I love the mockumentary style of this TV show, and it is totally bingable. I ended up watching all four seasons in just a couple weeks. It will keep you laughing the entire time, and the use of awkward tension and striking punchlines makes for a great watch! I would recommend checking out What We Do In The Shadows as it is available on Hulu, YouTube TV, and YouTube!

—Syd Morgan

Children of the Mirror

Children of the Mirror iconChildren of The Mirror is a horror-comedy mini-series made for IFC by Wham! City Comedy. All six episodes are easily accessible on IFC’s YouTube page and are all about five minutes long. The show is about a cult and is presented as lessons from its leader, Curtis, to its followers. He lives in a commune with three other “children” who live to serve him. Not all the lessons are presented to the viewer, just a slow trickle as they descend further into chaos and panic while preparing for their end of the world, simply referred to as “The Return.” As more of how the cult acts and thinks gets revealed, more questions need answers. A thick layer of confusion and intrigue coats the show, with each viewing putting even just another piece into place.

—Andrew Wiegman

The Driftwood #36: Recommended Reads

May 3rd, 2023

High Fantasy Reads, Part II

Welcome in warmer weather with books that inspire adventure!The Name of the Wind (Kingkiller Chronicle #1)by Patrick Rothfuss
The Name of the Wind coverIn Patrick Rothfuss’ The Name of the Wind, Kvothe, the main character, retells the story of his life to a weary traveler. He begins with his childhood, weaving the tale of his life in a troupe of traveling players into his time spent as an orphan trying to survive in a crime-ridden city. He then moves the story to narrate his time spent at a legendary magic school, where he gets into all sorts of crazy trouble. It gives full Hogwarts vibes, but so much darker and cooler. Kvothe’s life is full of crazy, wonderful, and at times heart-wrenching stories; which one will be your favorite?
The Name of the Wind had me hooked from the very beginning. This novel is a beautifully written and high-action coming-of-age story that explores themes of grief, belonging, and power. The writing feels almost poetic for much of the book, but is still easily read and extremely entertaining. Kvothe’s life experiences from childhood to young adult to early adulthood run the gambit of fantastical, magical, and intense. To add to this already wonderful book, it is the first in a trilogy that is yet to be finished! The second one is already out, but the third one is on its way—now is a great time to hop into this series!
—Syd Morgan, Books Editor
Daughter of the Forest (The Sevenwaters Series #1)by Juliet MarillierDaughter of the Forest coverSorcha is the youngest of Lord Colum of Sevenwaters’ seven children. The lady of the house died giving birth to her, but the mother-shaped hole in her heart is almost filled by the closeness Sorcha shares with her six older brothers. Until Lord Colum remarries, that is, as emotionally remote single fathers in fantasy fairy tales are wont to do. Lady Oonagh, the new stepmother, wants Lord Colum’s love—and money—for herself. And naturally, being a powerful sorceress, she casts a devastating curse on the lord’s sons, turning them into swans, though she fails to catch his daughter in her magical snare. As Sorcha hides in the forest and watches the last of her family lift off into the sky, she knows she must seek the help of the queen of the Fair Folk.The Lady of the Forest provides a ray of hope, but it requires an unimaginable sacrifice: Sorcha must weave six shirts out of stinging nettles, casting them upon her brothers only once all six are finished so they can return to human form. But she cannot utter a single word until she has completed her task, or her beloved siblings will remain in swan form forever. The Lady can’t counter Oonagh’s curse, but she manages to temper it enough that the brothers are able to visit Sorcha twice a year, becoming human again for a day each time, which soothes her sadness though she cannot speak with them. But when a band of soldiers interrupts her painful task while seeking a lost comrade, she’s carried along in their wake, unable to protest. She plots her escape, but her plans become even more complicated as the weeks pass due to her budding feelings for their leader Hugh of Harrowfieldand the fact that Lady Oonagh still wants her transformed or dead. Daughter of the Forest is based on “The Six Swans” by the Brothers Grimm, itself a retelling of the German fairy tale of the same name and the Irish myth “The Children of Lir.” But it’s also so much more. Gorgeous writing, stunning high-fantasy settings, and a tale brimming with emotion made this one of my favorite reads when I was in my 20s. The slow-burn romance subplot is a lovely bonus. One important caveat: Marillier turns her gift for crafting immersive settings that activate all five senses toward depicting a few harrowing scenes of violence, including a brutal sexual assault. If you’re okay with giving it a go anyway, and perhaps skimming or skipping anything that feels like too much, you’ll be rewarded with lyrical writing and an achingly beautiful story. It is the first in a six-book series, but the ending feels complete enough that it can be read as a standalone. 
 —Tracy Fernandez Rysavy, Driftwood Advisor

The Driftwood #36: Podcast Picks

May 3rd, 2023

Interview Podcasts

There are some interesting people out there, so here are podcasts that interview thosepeople and tell their stories. Podcast But Outside

Podcast but Outside iconUsually podcast hosts like to interview well-known people. This may include celebrities, politicians, or even an entrepreneur. This podcast, however, adds a bit of a twist. Podcast But Outside is exactly what the title says it is, a podcast that takes place outside. The show specifically interviews random strangers that walk past their booth. It is hosted by two individuals named Cole Hersch and Andrew Michaan. The two are comedians but from different backgrounds. Andrew would perform stand-up comedy while Cole would work on comedy videos and skits. The two eventually came together to create a new and fascinating podcast. Each episode is completely unique as no guest is ever the same. The two set up their booth in a random location and wait for people to willingly be interviewed. Their booth is also not just set up in one state but all around the U.S. One of the most memorable places, in my opinion, is Hawaii. It is fascinating to hear these strangers’ stories: who they are, what they do, and their thoughts about life. The two hosts always seem to support and know how to interact well with each interviewee. I will say the show can be crude, as the strangers are allowed to speak whatever is on their mind, but for me it feels more genuine as people are being themselves. Some people have a filter and some don’t. I will never stop looking forward to each episode that comes out.

—Emma Krueger, Podcast Editor

Recess Therapy iconRecess TherapyRecess Therapy started out as a somewhat well-known Instagram account that found the Corn kid (a.k.a. Tariq, a now famous little kid who talks about corn on an episode, which was then turned into a song). It was created by 22-year-old Julian Shapiro-Barnum. He interviews children between the ages of 2 and 9 in New York City and has been sharing their stories online since 2022. He asks the kids with basic questions, such as, “What is your favorite food?” so they can further elaborate and take the wheel on where the conversations go. Recess Therapy is full of cute kids and their even cuter stories. If you love kids and the silly things they say, then this podcast (which is also a YouTube series) is for you! Recess Therapy also has an Instagram and TikTok if you’d like to give them a watch or follow. I rate the interviews with the little kids a solid 8.5/10. Each episode is sure to be entertaining and keep you intrigued.

—Jasmine Puls

The Driftwood #36: Movie Recs

May 3rd, 2023

A Childhood Classic Reinvented

This week for the movie section, we bring you a childhood classic movies that reinvented a popular story. 
Puss in Boots: The Last Wish (2022) 
Puss in Boots posterPuss in Boots: The Last Wish was created by Dreamworks, and the film actually ended up bringing in way more earnings than they’d originally expected seeing as this film was released at the same time as the new Avatar. This film was simply breathtaking and an easy movie to stay hooked on the whole time. If the animation and details didn’t keep you intrigued, then the snippets of adult humor and scenes with underlying serious tones that they sneaked in sure will. I personally love that they tried to add some details that adults would catch on to, so the movie is fun for all ages (well, maybe those 13 and up since it has some PG-13 themes). Not only that, but the movie has very good lessons for kids, including friendship, loyalty, valuing loved ones, and not being greedy. My personal favorite part of the film, though, is the depiction of anxiety. As someone with severe anxiety, I found that the attention to detail that the filmmakers gave Puss during his brief episodes made my friends and me honestly tear up. The anxiety-attack scene with Puss was the best representation I have seen so far, especially in a kid’s movie. The new character introduced with his own heartbreaking story, Parrito, also helps Puss to calm down and teaches him and Kitty, Puss’s ex-lover, to stop and smell the roses, literally. I strongly recommended that everyone go see this movie, no matter their age. I give this movie a solid 9/10 simply because I cried, and I never cry at movies. This film is unexpectedly deep for being a kids’ movie, and I feel everyone should go give this film a watch of their own.
—Jasmine Puls, Movies Editor

The Driftwood #36: Music Reviews

May 3rd, 2023

Music for Plants and More

Start with synth-heavy music for your plants and move to a synth-heavy New Wave pioneer. Mother Earth’s Plantasia (1976)

by Mort Garson
Mother Earth album coverMother Earth’s Plantasia, subtitled “warm earth music for plants and the people who love them,” is exactly such. Composed by synthesizer pioneer Mort Garson, the album uses an early synth called a Moog. The Moog, as pictured below, was the first commercial synth, which differs from modern synths in the fact that it’s a giant room-sized cabinet. Mort got his pretty early on from the instrument’s inventor (whose last name really was Moog), and he quickly fell in love with its sound. He translated what he knew from classical arranging and conducting to the crazy new tech, which Plantasia showcases in full effect. The album has such a brilliant and bright sound, which has an almost protective aura to it. Its highs are very high, and it never breaks its feeling of sanguine freedom. There’s something about the nature aesthetic partnered with the bright, “bloopy” sounds of the synth that plants a big smile on my face every time. If you ever find your own houseplants being particularly sad, maybe throw this record on for them. Who knows? Maybe you’ll like it, too.Moog synthesizer 1970s

 

—Andrew Wiegman, Music Editor
The Man-Machine (1978)by Kraftwerkalbum coverKraftwerk is a German electronic and synth-pop band that was created in 1970 and is recognized as one of the groups that laid the groundwork for electronic music. The band is still actively touring 50 years later, including one of the founding members (now in his 70s) who continues to share fundamentally important music. The Man-Machine (1978) only contains six songs, creating a 36-minute album, but has been one of Kraftwerk’s most popular works. This band is known for their robot-like performances as well as the formal attire (suits and ties) worn during their shows that contribute to their rigid aesthetic, which matches their eccentric sound. My favorite song from this album is “The Model” because it has a catchy beat in addition to the refreshing composition that completes the glimmering album.I have personally watched several of Kraftwerk’s live sets on YouTube, including one of their first performances from 1970. I thought it was interesting that the electronic beats were all produced from musical instruments, not synthesizers. Kraftwerk was one of the first bands to create this type of eclectic music, and I noticed the crowd that attended this performance had vastly different reactions: from completely intrigued and enjoying it to looks of shock and confusion. I thought it was extraordinary to see a video that showcased the roots of some of today’s most popular genres such as electronic, techno, house music, and synthwave.
—Kayu Brooks

The Driftwood #36: Analog Games

May 3rd, 2023

Couples Edition

If you’re looking for the perfect night-in date idea, try this board game designed for you and your beloved, look no further.Fog of Love (2 players)Fog of Love boxDo you enjoy a little bit of role-play, imagination, and romance?  Fog of Love covers all three as a shared-narrative game. Between you and the other player, you will create and play two vivid characters who meet, fall in love, and traverse through the perils of making a relationship work.

  • Customization—Creating Your Character is Half the Game!
    • Draw from various decks and build your character’s defining traits and occupation. Develop their six different personality traits that your character will have a tendency towards. (For example, Paster Eve has a booming voice and uses slang. She is more extroverted. Her lover, Natalie the Lawyer, has piercing eyes and wears old jewelry. She is more introverted.)
    • You will also both have personal goals to work toward that you keep secret from the other player, in addition to your character’s happiness levels.
  • Gameplay—Sink or Swim.
    • As you play through the chapters, you will draw event cards. (For example, bring home a dog!) They are multiple choice questions where you try to choose the best reaction and outcome for your character and their personality. Some event cards require a joint decision; some will only require input from one player. Regardless of how the decision is made, both characters will be affected by the choice.
    • At the end of the game, you compare your beginning stats with your current ones and decide if your character is happy enough to continue the relationship.

The Fog of Love includes a comfortable level of diversity, where the gender of the character has no effect on the actual gameplay. All the event cards and personality traits are inclusive of any two-person relationship. Plus, it’s fun to step away from your actual lives and role-play a funky little couple for the night instead!The average pricing for this game on Amazon is $48.00, so we recommend buying it used for less.

—Ariel Rutten, Games Editor