The Driftwood #36: Ultimate Hobbies 2

May 3rd, 2023

Googly Eyes Make Everything Better

Googly eyes on a globeSometimes self-care means doing little things to make you smile, and what’s more perfect for that than putting little googly-eyes on random objects? Here is our list of things to “eye” up!

  • Pair of Scissors. Super-glue eyes on top of the screw/joint of the scissors and watch how every opening and closing of the blades transforms into the adorable, deadly mouth of the scissor monster.
  • Doorknobs. Works best with round handles, a pair of eyes right above the stem of the doorknob creates the illusion of a little friend with a big nose.
  • USB Ports. If there is room where the eyes won’t restrict the function of the device, gluing on a pair atop the open port makes for a striking, open-mouthed companion.
  • Laptop. Slap a pair of eyes on the back of your device and carry around a new friend for all of your classes. It gives your professors someone new to lecture at too.
  • TV Remote. You’ll feel even worse about losing it now. Look into the blank googly-eyed stare that has seen the horror of what’s in-between the couch cushions.
  • Microwave. Someone to watch you watch your food! Of course, make sure you place them on the outside.
  • Any Distinct Shape. This one sounds odd but truly, if you find any circle or rectangle that could resemble a mouth, the eyes will do the rest.
—Ariel Rutten

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