The Driftwood #28: Real Talk 2

May 13, 2022

A little-known secret around campus is that our professors were once students. Nervous, confused, and probably as hungry as we all are while sitting through lectures, here are their first experiences as professors and what tips they have to offer for students taking their courses.Humanizing Our Professors: Rebecca Stone ThornberryTheatre Department: Green Bay and Marinette Campuses

Rebecca Stone ThornberryIn a room considerably bigger than the classrooms she works in today, Professor Stone Thornberry had her first teaching experience as a graduate student for the Ohio State University, where she was tasked with three 30-student discussion groups twice a week (only 90 of 500 students in that Intro to Theatre lecture hall, the largest in the country at the time). She recalls being nervous as she was buried in papers for grading and classroom preparation. And who wouldn’t be if that many eyes were watching?The professor has a great way of teaching in which she strongly believes in being flexible with students’ due dates and methods of completing assigned work, blending the perfect balance of soft deadlines with hard ones. By soft, she emphasizes the ones that can be completed in a loose span of time if necessary, and by hard she means things like exams, which mimic theatre dates, that absolutely can’t be put off. To be successful in her courses, students should be able to manage both, taking her lessons to heart. Additionally, the Professor insists that no student put off what can be completed that day; that way they have time to ask for help should they need it. Above all, she wants her students to do well. And I can most certainly attest that her advice works for all fields of study.

Grace Kraniak, Profiles Editor

The Driftwood #28: Real Talk 1

May 13, 2022

Celebrity Q&A: Kevin James

Paul BlartKevin James is an American actor, comedian, and screenwriter. He is best known for his roles as Doug Heffernan on The King of Queens, and as Paul Blart (pictured) in Paul Blart: Mall Cop and its sequel. Q: Why Paul Blart: Mall Cop?A: I wanted to play a guy in a uniform. It made me laugh, the idea of me with authority. Me without authority is even funnier. They are not real police; nobody respects them.

Now Toronto

Q: How did you prepare to play a mall cop?A: It is not easy being a mall cop. You gotta know where Cinnabon is, how to find the food court and the washrooms. If there is a little liquid spilled on the floor, you have to set up pylons and direct traffic. That could take up a whole day. And they wear polyester pants that do not breathe.

—Now Toronto

Q: Were there a lot of jokes that did not work?A: Plenty. Jokes that went on too long. Sometimes when it goes on too long and you can stick with it, it becomes so ridiculous that it starts to become funny again. Like Family Guy—I love that they do that. It is literally five minutes of something, and they just commit to it. We tried that, and sometimes it never comes back to funny and you just have to cut it.

—Now Toronto

Q: Do you have an Uncut Gems in you? [Editor’s note: “Uncut Gems” refers to a movie of that name released in 2019, which garnered an Oscar nomination for comedic actor Adam Sandler.]A: I would love to be able to do something like that. It is dependent on the story. That is everything. I would hate to do a movie just to do a dramatic role, to just say, “Hey, look, I’m not falling down the steps!”

USA Today—Will Kosmal, Celebrity Q&A Editor

The Driftwood #28: Travel Tales

May 13, 2022

Camping Travel Stories

Ah…stargazing, roasting marshmallows, swimming ponds, and barbecues. Do you not love camping? This travel story encapsulates the comfort and pleasure of summer camping.Harbor VillageHarbour Village Campground & Waterpark in Carlsville, Wisconsin, north of Sturgeon Bay, has been our family destination for camping for many years. On several occasions, I have enjoyed the treasures of Door County’s countryside and its small-town attractions; planting my roots at this campground always bestows onto to me a deep connection with nature, via the plentiful stars at night, the nature trails with their bountiful buffet of blooming greens, the aroma of a roaring campfire, and the crisp morning air. Because of COVID, my family and I have not been to Harbour Village in two years, but I can recollect the travel tale of when my cousins, aunts, and uncles accompanied my family and me, and we had loads of fun. I believe it was June or July of 2019, and the campground during that time was not too packed. In its description, there was a jumping pillow, a pavilion, a swimming pond, a pool, and a nature trail. My folks and I became snug in the camper that night as we anticipated tomorrow. The next day, we spent some time at the pond. I did not quite feel like going for a swim, so I just watched over my younger cousins as they played in the water. Later, we gathered near the fire pit and prepared lunch, a bounty of bratwursts, potato salad, and cake. My favorite part of all was when we went to The Farm, which was a place where you can pet and feed baby goats. The cute little things would just run to you and put their hooves on your legs, wagging their tails. One of my cousins, who was around 3 during that time, said, “What weird looking doggies.” We went uptown to Egg Harbor after that, touring the quaint shops and buying knickknacks and exploring parks in that area. The bay appeared beautiful when we spotted a park that complemented the water in the most perfect way. That night, when we were snug at our campsite once again, I told scary ghost stories near the campfire while the frogs chirped in the distance. Good night, Harbour Village. Until we meet again.

—Conner Tuthill, Travel Editor

The Driftwood #28: Poetry Corner

May 13, 2022

Apocalyptic Lessonsfrom Molly BrodakIf a thing is alive it is weak.If a thing is weeping, may it silence.The mercy she gave to the dog came back to bite,locked away in a shed. Dead girl walking.Inches turn to miles underneath the wax sun.Thunderbirds sing out in white hot flashes.Dive and eat reddened flesh of a weasel.Dive and the burning shock of ice becomes home.In the glass, she is painted gold and singing.Spinning like all hell, never meeting a gaze.
Suffocated in thin gold leaf to cover
the ugly bits. To cover the eyes.Dead girl walking. Dead girl weeping.May she silence.

—August Wiegman, UWGB alumnus (Marinette and Green Bay campuses)

Find this poem and other written and visual works in this year’sNorthern Lights Literary and Arts Journal. 

The Driftwood #28: Storytellers 3

May 13, 2022

Writing Exercise

Life on a Deserted Island The following writing activity has you writing the tale of life on a deserted island in a second-person voice.desert-island beachYou regain consciousness and find yourself lying down on something soft and warm; the sun is in your eyes, and you are soaking wet. You come to find that that storm you were in wasn’t a dream. You look around yourself and realize that you are on an isolated island…or so you believe. Maybe there is civilization somewhere? Your attempt to stand fails as your right leg has gone limp, so you must army-crawl to the treeline. You see that there are no coconut trees like Chuck Noland encountered in Castaway, and there is no source of water as your lips begin to parch. To your left, you see a bowl. A real bowl! A sign of human life, perhaps? You reach for the bowl; it is cream corn, the only food you hate. So you throw the can away in disgust, not putting any thought on how it got there. “Hey,” you hear, “we’ve got another one.” You have been found by two men, who grab you by your weary shoulders and guide you to their “village.” You are perplexed by what you see: men and women living in huts but wearing modern clothing. “I know you must be confused. You have many questions,” the tribal leader explains to you. “Each and every one of us was confused when we washed up on this island. One after another, nobody can seem to explain this phenomenon. I was the first one. Then, the next week, a woman washed up on shore, then a man, then another woman, then a child. We have built our civilization here. Since then, nobody has ever found us.”

—Conner Tuthill 

The Driftwood #28: Storyteller 2

May 13, 2022

Flash Fiction

Summer is nearly upon us! We can finally look forward to warm weather, blooming flowers, and summer thunderstorms. There are other, much darker things that summer can bring as well…The RainHe walked along the woods at the edge of his property, the oppressive humidity of the miserable day an anchor tugging down at his clothes. When the rain finally spilt from the heavy grey clouds, Tim smiled as he continued on his way. As he passed the fresh dirt pile just beyond the tree line on his trek, however, his smile turned to a deep frown. He sighed but kept walking. All he could smell was petrichor and rot wafting up from the shallow grave.

—Serenity Block, Flash Fiction Editor

The Driftwood #28: Storytellers 1

May 13, 2022

Serial Story: Noah’s Dream Journal #7

March 28th, 8:32 AMI’ve been having dreams again, but they’re not lucid dreams anymore. They’re just plain, out-of-my-control dreams where I don’t worry about anything afterwards. I don’t have to worry if the Doc will come to me and something terrible will happen to me. I feel at peace.My therapist was shocked when I told him the news, and that I said I don’t need his services anymore. He wished me luck, and that was the last I ever spoke to him. He looked disappointed because he seemed really invested in my dreams, like they were some story to be gawked at. Well, it was no story; it was real.Every uneasy second that followed the realization of the ability to control what I do; every moment you wake up and wonder if you’re really in your bed or you’re still in REM sleep; every moment you fear going back to bed, hesitant to see what lies in store. That was all real, that was all something I went through and I hope to never experience.Still, after all that, I can’t say I’m going to miss having those lucid dreams. I hated how they would turn on me, but I’ll miss the ability to do what I wanted, to have the fullest escape from reality apart from death. At least—if I never have one of those dreams again—I’ll still have that cursed melody inside my head.The End.Click these links to read previous entries: Part 1Part 2Part 3Part 4Part 5, and Part 6.

—Jake Puestow, Serial Fiction Editor

The Driftwood #28: Recipe Roundup

May 13, 2022

General Healthy Diet Tips

oatmeal with fruit and nutsOne in four Americans spend more than eight hours a day sitting, and 80 percent don’t eat enough fruits, veggies, and whole grains, according to the US Centers for Disease Control. Fortunately, there are some easy tips for a healthy diet, if that’s what you’re looking for. Tip #1: Natural SugarsBelieve it or not, sugar is worse for you than saturated fats and is added to a lot of foods whether you know it or not. Watch which foods have some form of added sugars, and stick to natural, healthier sources like fruit. You can indulge yourself in some sweet stuff once in a while, but don’t go too far.Tip #2: No CerealIf breakfast is the most important meal of the day, then why do we let ourselves eat cereal? Apart from being rich in fiber, most cereal tends to have a lot of sugar, and if not, then it tastes very bland. If you’re looking for a breakfast food with a lot of fiber and potential for taste, then eat potatoes with lots of spice! Enough said.Tip #3: Try New ThingsDon’t be afraid to try new recipes, and don’t exclude specific food groups unless you’re allergic. Our ancestors evolved as scavengers to eat basically everything edible. The more varied your diet, the healthier you’ll generally be and more willing to try new things.

—Jake Puestow, Cooking Editor

The Driftwood #28: Self-Care Corner

May 13, 2022

Taking Hold of Your Summer

summer hikersIt’s easy to forget in the midst of summer classes and the dentist appointments you’ve been putting off for time’s sake that summer is yours to plan. Or better yet, not plan. It’s a time to be spontaneous, to unwind and relax, and to experience new things before fall semester comes. Below are a few things to keep in mind while you plan out your summer; that way you can feel refreshed and mentally ready for the education to come.

  1. Do something random. You heard me! Take one day and don’t plan anything. Get outside and look for new opportunities. Whatever activity you do, let it happen on its own. Don’t box off hours on your calendar and instead enjoy the satisfaction of a new adventure.
  1. Take a nap. You know that thing you can’t do on normal days because of numerous deadlines? Remember how draining it was to be awake most of the day (and night)? Well, now you have a little extra time, so use it to restore your body to proper restfulness.
  1. Get back into your hobbies. Unless your hobby is binge-watching movies, don’t spend all of your time with the TV. Go hiking. Write a book. Fall in love with your hobbies again and feel the same empowering energy of doing what you love come back to you.
  1. Stop telling people you have to do your homework 24/7. Sure, summer classes have deadlines. But they’re also not as big of a workload as five courses plus two part-time jobs, you know? Let people take you out to eat and spoil you; don’t forget you have that time simply because you’ve been saying that you don’t for so long. Let them know when you’re free.
  1. Tour your local area. Chances are, there’s a new store, restaurant, or walking trail that you haven’t been to yet. After all, you haven’t existed for roughly four months, and the last time you existed, all the seasonal places were shut down for winter. Again, entertain your own imagination and discover new things to add to next fall’s routine.

At the end of summer, what do you want to have accomplished? What will you tell your classmates you did or saw? Summer is a time for exploration and resting up. Don’t skip out on it just because you have a few appointments. Go out and live before the next school year arrives. From the editors of the 2022 Driftwood, have a great summer!

Grace Kraniak, Self-Care Editor

The Driftwood #28: Local Favorites

May 13, 2022

Summer Favorites

Try these local options for fun in the sun this summer. 

Bay BeachBay BeachLooking for outdoor fun this summer? Head over to Bay Beach amusement park for rides, concessions, and more! Home of the Zippin Pippin (a 2,500 feet long roller-coaster with a top height of 70 feet) this amusement park is perfect for a quick fix of thrill. Other top rides include the Sea Dragon, Scrambler, and the Ferris wheel. Hours vary due to staffing issues, but visit their website to check updates, information on rides, and pictures of the park. Kayaking on CampusLooking for something quick and inexpensive to do this summer? Stop by the Marinette campus to rent a kayak and go on a peaceful paddle. Who doesn’t love a day on the water? It is as easy as filling out an equipment rental form and taking off. Spend your day enjoying the beauty of the water without having to leave town! Fill out the rental form to reserve yours, and someone from campus will meet you to give you your kayak and equipment. Farmers’ Market on BroadwayNothing says summer like a farmers’ market. This year, Green Bay is hosting their annual Farmers Market on Broadway every Wednesday, May 25th to September 28th, 3 p.m. – 7 p.m. Stop by to see over 90 local vendors and listen to great live music. Get everything from fresh grown vegetables to soups and jewelry. It’s also a great place to get a bite to eat and hang out with a group of friends. Take a look at their website to learn more! Studio 1212This restaurant is the PERFECT place to get a latte on a sunny summer afternoon or a delicious meal while enjoying a beautiful view. Studio 1212 offers a gorgeous outdoor seating area as well as made-to-order food! My favorite thing about this place is they don’t use deep fryers in an effort to make healthy food for their consumers. Their menu is a bit pricey but worth every cent. Stop in from Tuesday  – Thursday, 4 p.m. –  9 p.m. or Friday and Saturday, 4 p.m. – 10 p.m. To see pictures of the restaurant and its stunning view, view the full menu, or make a reservation, visit the website.

—Sydney Hansen, Local Favorites Editor