The Driftwood #26: Recipe Roundup

April 13, 2022

Alternatives to Meat

jar of almondsThough I am not a vegetarian or vegan—nor do I ever intend to be one—I can see why people would want to refrain from eating meat. I, for instance, have started seriously limiting the amount of certain meats like beef and pork in my diet to watch my cholesterol. However, for those who would want to make the switch but still miss the meat, here are some good alternatives.BeansThough I am personally not a fan of beans, I’m not one to ignore their value. They’re a great source of protein, complex carbs, and fiber making them a good and healthy option. If this sounds interesting, you can try them with some rice and cajun spice, or maybe with some Mexican-styled dishes, or if you want to make some really good chili.NutsUnless you have allergies that prohibit you from trying these out, there’s really no excuse here. Apart from being a great source of healthy fats, a regular consumption of nuts has also been shown to reduce the risk of diabetes, heart disease, and cholesterol levels. They also serve as a great snack rather than typical junk food.MushroomsI can see why people would be turned off by mushrooms… Doesn’t mean that’s not stupid. Not only are they high in fibers and protein, but they’re also one of the cheapest vegetable options you can find. They also have a texture similar to meat, so they’re a pretty good option for people transitioning to a vegetarian diet.

—Jake Puestow, Cooking Editor

The Driftwood #26:Self-Care Corner

April 13, 2022

Identifying Fake Friends

friends leaning on each otherSometimes, we befriend the wrong people and don’t realize it. We believe they will have our best interest at heart because any real friend would. However, this becomes damaging to how we see ourselves or others due to their unsympathetic acts. For example, you stop opening up about your troubles because they told you that you were being selfish by talking about yourself. Consequently, you become closed off to everyone around you, assuming it’s true and not wanting to hurt anyone’s feelings. Situations like this can only become dangerous to your own vision of yourself and who you want to be, so it’s important to keep only sincere and caring people around you. And if you need to kick some people to the curb, don’t be afraid to do so, as it may be the kindest thing you can do for yourself. With that in mind, what are a few of the signs of a fake friend?

  1. Whatever you do, it has to be what they want to do. Fake friends have a habit of taking over any activities you do together. And if they can’t, they’ll opt to stay home, with or without a vague response of how boring or inconsiderate your ideas are.
  2. They talk behind your back. People are looking at you differently because of how they talk about you, while they share secrets or cause others to jump to untrue conclusions just to be the center of gossip. It doesn’t matter that it hurts your feelings or alienates others from you.
  3. It’s always your fault when something goes wrong. You can’t control how other people will react any more than you can control an unexpected rainstorm or a hereditary health condition. Not everything sums up to the fault of one person, but they think it does.
  4. Their social events are more important than your companionship. They name ridiculous, often uncontrollable reasons for why they refuse to let you come to their party or other get-togethers with your friend group. A fake image of how perfect their life is matters more than being close to you.
  5. You can’t count on them. When you need help, advice, or a shoulder to cry on, they choose not to be there—ever. Your emotional and or physical well-being is more of a burden to them, so they make you go through it alone. Yet, they expect you to help them.
Grace Kraniak, Self-Care Editor

The Driftwood #26: Local Favorites

April 13, 2022

Outdoor Adventures

If you’re feeling the effect of being locked up all winter setting in, grab your friends and start planning a day to spend outdoors. These activities will not only give you fresh air and sunlight, but also lots of fun!

Giraffe at the NEW ZooN.E.W. Zoo: What better way to experience nature than spending it with animals? At the N.E.W Zoo in Green Bay, you can not only visit 200 animals, but you can also feed a giraffe. Aside from the amazing animals there you can also buy a pass to their adventure park where you climb three different levels all with different difficulty. If you’re still craving more fun, you can also sign up for a zipline pass. The best part about the ziplines is that they’re 1000 feet long and side by side meaning you can experience them with a friend! Operating hours are 9 a.m. – 6 p.m. daily and tickets are $11. Badger Sports Park: Another thrilling option to get outdoors is visiting Badger Sports Park, In Appleton. Their outdoor activities include an 18-hole miniature golf course, a GO-kart track, and batting cages to make your day memorable. If you need to take a break from being outside, they also offer Lasertron Laser Tag Arena, Hologate Virtual Reality Experience, escape rooms, mini bowling alleys, and Inflatables. They offer a full menu of delicious food including pizza, nachos, fries, wings, and more. Normal hours are Monday – Thursday 12 noon – 8 p.m., Friday 12 noon – 9pm, Saturday 10 a.m. – 9 p.m., and Sunday 10 a.m. – 8 p.m.Green Bay Botanical Garden: For people who aren’t into amusement parks, Green Bay has a beautiful botanical garden. You can roam along the scenic trails, which offer a wide variety of flowers and plants. This garden is the perfect place to take pictures or just go for a strolle. They also offer yoga classes for people with all ability levels. If you want to get some exercise, try yoga, or take a relaxing walk with a view. The Botanical Gardens. are open 9 a.m. – 5 p.m. daily, and admission is $12.

—Sydney Hansen, Local Favorites Editor

The Driftwood #26: The Trash Vortex

April 13, 2022

You’ve reached the place where all the bad, but oh so satisfying, entertainment exists. Here, in the Trash Vortex, we exist to provide you with only the trashiest, most bingeworthy recommendations. It’s a little baffling. So, you click on to the next episode.

K-Drama

If you’re late to the game like me, then let this be your invite into the world of Korean dramas. You might tell yourself after finishing episode one that you won’t continue; this plotline feels too familiar. And then somehow, suddenly, you don’t know how it will play out. It’s a little baffling. So, you click on to the next episode.Start-UpStart-Up posterStart-up is a Korean drama set around Sandbox, the fictional place where startup companies come to play and make it big. The show’s lead, Dal-mi, helps work her grandmother’s fried corn dog stand and dreams of launching the next big tech business. When she was little, Dal-mi was close to her sister, In-jae. That all changed when her parents divorced. Then her mom married rich, her sister chose their mom while she chose their dad, and they never saw each other again for some unknown reason. That is until Dal-mi and In-jae come face to face—in a long stare down—at a Sandbox event. In-jae runs her stepfather’s successful empire, and Dal-mi, whose heels keep breaking, will not let her sister have the final laugh. So, she lies, claiming she’s now CEO of her own company, and her genius pen pal from yesteryear is her business partner. The only thing left to ensure her plan goes without a hitch is finding Do-san, her first childhood love and pen pal whom she has never met in person. What she doesn’t know is that Do-san never wrote the letters.Long ago, after Dal-mi’s mom and sister left, her grandmother decided the only way to combat Dal-mi’s loneliness was by having a friend send her a letter. Enter Ji-pyeon, an orphan in debt to the grandmother. He agrees to write a series of letters under an alias. He chooses Do-san’s name after finding it randomly in a newspaper. He could’ve never guessed that one day Dal-mi would try to track down Do-san. Thankfully, Do-san agrees to carry on the façade, pretending to be Dal-mi’s first love. Anything can happen in Start-Up—the plot is complicated, but I promise it’s worth watching! It’s charming, and once you dive in, the show is an easy ride. Available to stream on Netflix.

—Shannon Ribich, Trash Vortex Editor

The Driftwood #26: Gamer’s Corner

April 13, 2022

Elden Ring
Elden Ring coverSome games are more enjoyable once you learn that failure is the only way forward. With FromSoftware making games left and right that challenge players, there was bound to be one that has been in the limelight. In Elden Ring, you are Tarnished, one of a group of people who were banished from the Lands Between, and your goal is to become the Elden lord. You must travel through The Lands Between and defeat the bearers of the Elden runes, which are bosses that range from a king that grafted other arms to his own body to a demigod who holds the stars in the sky and wields two giant blades. You must travel far and remain true to the quest you were given with many encounters along the way. Those whom you can ally with may help you reach the end, while others want to bring only suffering to all they encounter. Pain, madness, destruction, and worse are what you will see along your journey. You can use almost any weapon, spell item, and armor that you see fit, but you must meet the required level of understanding to use it and make sure to stay mobile in a fight but not too frail at the same time. Based on whom you chose to trust and aid, there will be up to six ways you can choose the fate of The Lands Between and those who reside in them. Available on PlayStation 4, Xbox Series X and Series S, Xbox One, PlayStation 5, and Steam.

—Will Kosmal, Gaming Editor

The Driftwood #26: Podcast Picks

April 13, 2022

Best Classic Podcast
Have you ever wanted to turn back the clock and reminisce about the past? Here is a classic podcast that will transport you right back to the early 2010s!Welcome to Night ValeNight Vale iconSomewhere in the middle of the American Southwest, there is a small town called Night Vale. Twice each month, you can hear the radio broadcast from this strange place where reality isn’t quite right. Cecil Palmer is the radio host who narrates the whole show, sharing the daily news, community calendar, the weather, and many other segments which appear from time to time. While this might sound boring, you quickly learn that nothing is as it seems in Night Vale. For example, one of the first things the show establishes about the town is that no one is allowed in the new dog park. No humans, dogs, or any other creature except for the hooded figures may enter. Ever. And the towering creatures living in Old Woman Josie’s house? Oh, those are just angels, all named Erika. You can’t acknowledge them, though, as the City Council does not legally recognize their existence and will arrest anyone who tries to do so. All this weird information and much more can be heard throughout the show’s run.Beginning in 2012, Welcome to Night Vale has dropped episodes on the 1st and 15th of every month, meaning you have plenty of content to binge. Often, the creators, Jeffery Cranor and Joseph Fink, write hints in episodes which eventually lead up to a major plot arc. All the audio is top notch, even from the beginning (which is really uncommon for shows that old). I highly recommend this for anyone who enjoys comedy and horror, as the podcast is a lovely combination of both genres. Some of the humor leans toward the random = funny comedy prevalent in the early 2010s, but overall, the show has aged well. Plus, the main character, Cecil, is openly gay and dating Carlos, a mysterious interloper who came to study Night Vale as a scientist. This is one of the best podcasts ever made, so it’s no wonder it’s a classic! Find Welcome to Night Vale on Apple Podcasts, Google Play, Spotify, or on other podcasting platforms.

—Serenity Block, Podcasts Editor

The Driftwood #26: March Book Madness

April 13, 2022

March Book Madness: We Have A Winner!

Hunger Games coverYou read the books. You filled out your brackets. You voted weekly for a month. And now, all of that effort has paid off. We have a winner for March Book Madness! The one book to rule them all is…The Hunger Games by Suzanne Collins!Taking inspiration from two classic short stories—”The Lottery” by Shirley Jackson and “The Most Dangerous Game” by Richard Connell—The Hunger Games centers around Katniss Everdeen, a young teen who is her family’s sole provider after her father dies and her mother sinks into her grief. The dystopian version of the U.S. in which the book is set has 13 districts, and Katniss belongs to District 12., the poorest of them all. She hunts for food with her trusty bow and arrows, and curses The Capitol under her breath all the while. The Capitol razed District 13 to the ground after its people staged a rebellion, and every year, it holds the Hunger Games as punishment and a reminder to the other districts not to step out of line. Each district sends two teenage tributes to compete in the televised games, where they form alliances, stalk each other in a giant forested dome, and fight until only one winner remains alive. When Katniss’s little sister Prim is chosen in District 12’s Hunger Games lottery, Katniss knows Prim is too young and fragile to survive. So she utters the now-iconic line, “I volunteer as tribute!”While the third book in the trilogy is a bit of a disappointment, the emotional power and vivid storytelling of this first book make it a deserving March Book Madness winner. Skip the film (and star Jennifer Lawrence’s scenery chewing) and dive into this wonderful story instead. Congratulations to Marinette student Sierra O’Mary for placing fourth across all four UWGB campuses! And congrats also to librarians Cheryl Cheron and Carli Reineke, and student advisor Bethany Welch, for placing in the top ten among UWGB faculty/staff.

—Tracy Fernandez Rysavy, Driftwood Advisor

The Driftwood #26: Recommended Reads

April 13, 2022

Gone with the Wind
by Margaret MitchellGone with the Wind coverTrigger Warning: Includes racist beliefs, depictions of slavery, rape, marital abuse, sexual references, and other possibly disturbing themes related to the Civil War and Post-Civil War era.Every so often, I get the itch to revisit an American classic, and so Margaret Mitchell’s 1,000-or-so-page Gone with the Wind makes an appearance by my bedside. Beyond being an iconic tale with a movie adaption nearly four hours long, it’s a great depiction of the era and of how brutally raw human emotion can be under pressure. It’s truly a work of art despite its dark themes. If you haven’t yet read it, it beats many of today’s TV dramas by a long shot.A good number of writers today tend to shy away from human nature at its worst for the sake of creating likeable and redeemable characters. Mitchell dives right into the best and worst of all of us, and does so in a realistic way. From protagonist Scarlett’s jealous feelings for a married man, to her self-serving betrayal of her friends and family, and the hate-love relationship she develops with a sharp-mouthed blockade runner as they navigate the Civil War and her family’s ruined plantation afterward, it’s a whirlwind of emotions. So, if you’re one of those people who have only heard about Mitchell’s book but have an affinity for broken characters, it’s time to find yourself a copy and settle down for the twists and turns of war-ravaged hearts and bull-headed relentlessness in the face of harrowing odds. It’s definitely unlike your usual historic romance. Of course, if reading isn’t your thing, there always is the movie. Just be forewarned that it’s surrounded by some controversy as it appears to make out slavery and relationship abuse to seem less concerning and disturbing than in real life.

Grace Kraniak, Books Editor

The Driftwood #26: World Films

April 13, 2022

Around the World: India

One may say it’s a bit strange to place a single country into its own category rather than a whole cultural region like the Middle East or East Asia. However, considering India alone makes about four times as many movies as the US does every year and speaks twenty-two official languages, there is definitely some variety there. With such a large library to choose from, here’s a few to get started:Charulata posterCharulata (1964)Charulata, an intelligent woman alone in her house of servants, begins to have affections for her cousin-in-law, Amal, whom her husband sent to fill the emptiness in her life. A film of passion and heartache, Charulata makes you feel every bit of anguish and betrayal the excellent actors portray on screen. As beautiful as it is tragic, this drama will have you begging for more. Now streaming on HBO Max.Kal Ho Naa Ho posterKal Ho Naa Ho (2003)In New York City, Naina’s life is filled with struggle and heartache until the charismatic Aman moves into the neighborhood and changes everybody’s lives. With catchy songs and stellar choreography, a spastic energy in the camera and the actors, and tonal shifts so severe you’ll have whiplash, this movie is nuts, and it’s so much fun. If you want to have a good time, you can’t go wrong with a little Bollywood. Now streaming on Netflix.

—Jake Puestow, World Films Editor

The Driftwood #26: Movie Recs

April 13, 2022

Book-to-Movie Adaptations

Tell someone their favorite book has been adapted into a movie, and the reaction might be a healthy mix of excitement and horror. Film adaptations come with risky territory of failing to live up to their book origins. The good news is that we have picked out some favorites to save you the anxiety.The Perks of Being a WallflowerWallflower posterThe Perks of Being a Wallflower appeared in NPR’s “100 Best-Ever Teen Novels,” and it would be a confounding miracle that the movie could portray so accurately and seamlessly a beloved novel if we did not know that its author also wrote and directed the screenplay. The movie follows Charlie through his high school freshman year as he processes the deaths of a best friend and a favorite aunt. Saving graces appear through an English teacher—who encourages Charlie’s interest in reading and writing—and two new friends. Sam and Patrick, stepsiblings, bring shy Charlie into their loud and bright world of dreams, struggles, and questions. The movie deals with the usual politics of a coming-of-age film, but it goes into serious, emotional territory. Charlie, Sam, and Patrick must confront hurts and misconceptions if they are ever going to heal. And who can’t relate to that on some level? Whether you’ve read the book or not, you do not want to rule this movie out. Available to stream on Amazon Prime Video, Apple TV, and Hulu. Trigger Warning: Mentions of sexual abuse and suicide.Bridget Jones’s DiaryBridget Jones posterCan I call Bridget Jones’s Diary a staple of the early 21st century rom-com era? I’m going to say yes. The book itself made waves, topping bestseller lists for months on end, but when the author joined the screenplay team that would bring our main character, Bridget Jones, to the screen…well, a jewel was born. The movie introduces Bridget, a British singleton who is ready to turn over a new leaf in the new year and quit cigarettes. She’ll document all of this in her diary, of course. She keeps running into the rude barrister she met at Christmas who grumbled that she was “a verbally incontinent spinster who smokes like a chimney, drinks like a fish, and dresses like her mother.” It would be seriously disconcerting if it weren’t for the flirty messages she’s been receiving from her longtime crush (her boss, who has suspect vibes the moment we lay eyes on him). Only time will tell how this will play out, but Bridget can only hope. Maybe then her parents will focus on their issues rather than hers. Yes, Bridget is concerned with dating, and yes, she constantly talks about losing weight. But this movie pays its dues to the book in showing us a woman trying to find happiness in a world that tells her she needs to be a million things. And it’s truly hilarious! It’s worth noting the movie also finds its roots in a loose interpretation of Jane Austen’s Pride and Prejudice. For all you book lovers, this is a double-win. Pro-tip: You do not need to watch the sequels that are not nearly as good, in my humble opinion. Available to stream on HBO Max, Amazon Prime Video, and Apple TV.For bonus book-to-movie adaptation recs, read about Dune and If Beale Street Could Talk from previous issues of The Driftwood.

—Shannon Ribich, Movies Editor
The Princess Bride posterThe Princess Bride: I once attended an outdoor showing of The Princess Bride in a Washington, DC, park, and what I remember most is how all of us in the audience kept quoting the lines along with the actors. While I would normally find this annoying, for this film, I felt a sense of kinship with the others around me, who had, like me, watched this beloved film so many times, they had practically memorized the script. The Princess Bride is the story of Buttercup, a lovely maiden who lives on a farm and loves to boss around a handsome farmworker named Westley, who always responds “As you wish.” One day, it dawns on her that “As you wish” secretly means “I love you,” and she drops her imperious act and falls into his arms. He leaves to make his fortune so they can marry, only to be captured and killed by the Dread Pirate Roberts. In despair, Buttercup agrees to wed the nefarious Prince Humperdink. I won’t spoil the rest for you, except to say that mostly dead is not all dead, so a happy ending to this quirky romantic fantasy isn’t out of the question. What follows is a rollicking adventure populated with a vibrant cast of characters, from master swordsman Inigo Montoya (“You killed my father. Prepare to die.”) to sweet-tempered giant Fezzik (“No more rhymes; I mean it! Anybody want a peanut?”) to the dastardly six-fingered Count Rugen (“Get some rest. If you haven’t got your health, then you haven’t got anything.”). While it doesn’t pass the Bechdel Test, remind yourself that it was made in the ’80s and simply enjoy the originality of the story and the numerous laugh-out-loud moments in the script. Normally, I’m one of those people who feels the book is always better than the movie. But in the case of The Princess Bride, the film is every bit as wonderful as William Goldman’s whimsical novel. Available on Disney+ and Amazon Prime Video (with ads).
—Tracy Fernandez Rysavy, Driftwood Advisor
The Color PurpleThe Color Purple: Creating a movie that is based on a book can be extremely difficult. Not only does the movie have to make sense to people who haven’t read the story, but it must also follow the book closely to be considered a good adaptation. That’s exactly what The Color Purple (originally written by Alice Walker) does. Directed by Steven Spielberg, it tells the classic story of the main character Celie (Whoopi Goldberg) and her experience of growing up as a Black woman in the South. We see this Celie grow from a fourteen-year-old girl into adulthood through her letters to God. The audience can follow along on Celie’s journey as she learns to write, read, and experience her life, where she got the short end of the stick. With all the troubles and hardships, she faces she remains hopeful and learns what it means to be a woman. The sets, costumes, and script couldn’t have been closer to the book, but what’s even better is the cast. Starring Oprah Winfrey, Danny Glover, and Margaret Avery, this film pulls on the heart with incredible acting. If you haven’t read the original novel, it is one to add to your reading list along with the movie. Available on Tubi TV for free.
—Sydney Hansen