Extra Extra…Read all about it…Flamingo caught in airport turnstile???

It’s hard to believe that one day before we go to press, a flamingo-related story comes over the wire.  It seemed too good not to include so, in order to enhance your avian awareness, we introduce a new feature: Flamingos in the News.


We want to express our great joy that the flamingo survived unscathed, though it’s hard to measure the sort of trauma that comes with being trapped inside a cage inside a turnstile. Our lead investigator reported the flamingo may attempt to sue airport officials, but The Pink Flamingo legal expert says he doesn’t have a leg to stand on.