Extra Extra…Read all about it…Flamingo caught in airport turnstile???

It’s hard to believe that one day before we go to press, a flamingo-related story comes over the wire.  It seemed too good not to include so, in order to enhance your avian awareness, we introduce a new feature: Flamingos in the News.

http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/09/17/flamingo.stuck.ap/index.html?eref=rss_topstories

We want to express our great joy that the flamingo survived unscathed, though it’s hard to measure the sort of trauma that comes with being trapped inside a cage inside a turnstile. Our lead investigator reported the flamingo may attempt to sue airport officials, but The Pink Flamingo legal expert says he doesn’t have a leg to stand on.